User:HerrDoktor

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EEEEGOR!!!

I NEED A BRAIN, not raw ramen! It won't help you hiding my glasses. Look at my nose! No, not the hair, the size! I can tell the difference by the smell, you moron! What? Chicken guts? (Yuck!) Whatever, how do you expect the monster to rise without a brain? Ah, I know you can do fine the way you are, if you ever had a brain I would have used it many time ago... (Hmm... or else, this would a bad idea, I guess). Whatever, put this lazy hump of yours to work and go find me a brain, you bastard! Now! And stop muttering, my name is not NeedABrain!

Contents 1 More power, Egor, more power! 2 It's alive! It's alive! 3 Oh my god, I've created a monster! 4 Minor creatures 5 No room for your puny democracy when I conquer the world 6 Boxes, boxes, boxes

[edit] More power, Egor, more power!

Good (or at least my mother said so) creations. Proceed with caution, Egor. Can you please reach me the VFH key?

• Chesty Morgan

• Mecha

• Pet Jesus (quasif)

• UnNews:Baby dragon shocks owner

• Sucker Tracker Bot a functioning anti-vandal

[edit] It's alive! It's alive!

Works recognized by the scientific community. Just admire them from a safe distance, Egor.

Onomatopoeia (rewrite)	HowTo:Make Cheesy Sci-Fi - with FoxyBabe
UnBooks:Practical Lessons on Communism	HowTo:Run Away From Fat Ladies
The Black And White Man	UnBooks:Gallows Humor

[edit] Oh my god, I've created a monster!

Disgusting creatures. They keep on slithering around the lab, howling and staining the mat with their slime. You may practice with your scalpel there, Egor. Just remember to stitch when you're done.

• Berserk	• Dead Sea
• Threesome

[edit] Minor creatures

You may play with these, Egor, but carve a hole on the shoe box.

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[edit] No room for your puny democracy when I conquer the world

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[edit] Boxes, boxes, boxes

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