User:Neox

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אױ This user has a sizeable amount of schmaltz and chutzpah.
ao-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of AOLer.
enr-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Engrish.
il-4 This user speaks Igpay Atinlay at a near-native level.
pika-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Pikachu.
sa-4 This user speaks Sarcasm at a near-native level.
17-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of 1337.
ac-0 This user does not understand those African clicky noises and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
al-0 This user does not understand the Ancient Language and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
au-0 This user does not understand 'Straylyan and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
ao-N This user is a native speaker of AOLer.
bs-F This user got an F in Bullsh!t and likes their native language better (if they have one).
ca-0 This user does not understand Canajan, eh? and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
cpp-0 This user does not understand C++ and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
cs-0 This user does not understand Czech and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
da-0 This user does not understand Danish and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
de-0 This user does not understand Deutsch and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
do-F This user got an F in Dolphin and likes their native language better (if they have one).
du-0 This user does not understand Dumbass and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
elv-0 This user does not understand Elvish and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
enl-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of English, but Louder.
enr-E This user only speaks Engrish because it was a required course in school.
eo-0 This user does not understand Esperanto and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
es-0 This user does not understand Español and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
et-0 This user does not understand Estonian and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
fig-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Fight.
fr-0 This user does not understand Français and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
fur-F This user got an F in Furry and likes their native language better (if they have one).
gb-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Gibberish.
lz-X This user only speaks Lesbian enough to seduce native Lesbian speakers.
ns-0 This user does not understand Newspeak and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
Pie-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Pie.
rh-4 This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level.
tlh-0 This user does not understand Klingon and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
yt-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of ytmnd.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama.

<-- See?

Llama Rocking Chair.JPG Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG Whoa! You made it! Good job!!


Now go away.

Monbags.jpg This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.


MontyPythonFootLeftSmall.jpg This user is from Camelot,
and eats ham and jam and spamalot!
This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

Dexter.jpg
Official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
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This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.
RENT This space for rent.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

Euroipods1.jpg This user supports the giving away of free iPods.
Userboxbox.png This user has created/stolen from wikipedia 1 userboxes as one liners are easy.
750px-High voltage warning.svg.png No user serviceable parts inside.


This space for rent.


Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.

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This user is a raging boring xylophone that likes to complement while cheap quivering squibbles regurgitate his cubicle.
Bad ass simle face mini.png This user is a bad ass, so treat him wih respect.
DramaticQuestionMark.png This user is the random booming street sign that deterred his belly button inside of your street sign so you must enumerate him/her with your booming street sign.
Q! This user is WTFWTFWTFWTF
...and EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPENIS shit and penis! go shit and penis! Ee
(haha)
Villianc.jpg This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.
Villianc.jpg This user is searching for the Cabal. If they go missing, please inform their family.
3dspork.png This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species.
Hummingruby.jpg This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.


Bananaseizure.gif This user will give you a seizure.
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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.


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Hiding kitty.jpg This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.


Buddychr.png This user has found Jesus, and is therefore no longer a threat to society.
Chromelogo.png This user uses Google Chrome, because it's Google.
1337 This user is elite.
3wisemonkeys.jpg This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*


Kid1.gif This user seriously needs to calm down.
The Worst Part of Censorship.jpg This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
MEH This user redefines lazy.
Xbox2.jpg This user is addicted to video games. PlayStation Logos.jpg


Ubx-
Crapload
This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to User:Neox.


hey! The above wasn't my fault!


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This user thinks that
Mr winkler is GAY, he suxs!

US flag.png This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
LV-2 This user considers him/herself an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.
Kraspin.gif This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
Napoleon4.jpg This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
JFKennedy.jpg This user shot J.F.Kennedy. DON'T TELL THIS USER'S MUMMY!
Cowbell2.gif THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
no cowbell This user has broken his/her addiction to Cowbell! Long shall they live and prosper!


nj This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
Shuriken.jpg This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
NinjaStarBlackBG.jpg This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
Oops no web copy.JPG This user does not know how to shot web.
Please help by teaching them.
(List of other users not knowledgeable on this subject)
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HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.

Sex This user is against sexuality. Probably because they're not a pervert like you.


FUUUUUUUUUUCK.jpg THIS IS SPARTA!
OBN.png This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!


usb This user likes to use userboxes.


Usb! No, really!


USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!


[insert content here] This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly.


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Grue Jammy.gif This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today!
Deadbarney3.gif This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.
Chickenbox2.0.png This user raises their own chickenbox.
Hiding kitty.jpg This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.
48px-Face-surprise.svg.png This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.
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This user is an adventurer.

TA This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
ABYSS This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.


A x2 This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue-infested pit we call The Abyss more than once.


ABYSS x?,??? This user IS The Abyss.


Z2 This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment.


Z3 This user has saved Princess Rosemary and beaten Zork 3: The Dungeon Master.


Z4 This user has escaped the darkness and beaten Zork 4: Escape From Darkness.



10 This user has got all the way to 10 in Citation Needed's Joke series. Applaud!
Woohoo! This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was better than eleven Super Bowls!


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This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout his/her name during intercourse.

Vista logo.png This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies


LV-2 This user considers him/herself an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.
Nintendo ds.png This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PSP as they have far superior multitasking abilities.
NintendoDS.jpg This user prefers settles for the the original DS model as they have no money.
Wii.jpg This user prefers the Wii as 'it's the game play that counts'.
DreamcastConsole.jpg This user still enjoys the overrated Sega Dreamcast but doesn't talk about this to anyone but his/her therapist.
Tetris kick ass.png This user kicks butt at Tetяis: not that that's anything to be proud of.
Pi3.14.jpg This user loves pi
? Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.
Ned Flanders.jpg This user says "Hi-didly-o neighbourino" to you.


Fireman1.jpg This User tries to stop flamewars to protect the O-zone layer.
Howtodostuff.jpg

This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.


Elmo pissed.jpg

This user was brought to you by the letter D and the number 13.

Magicninjas.gif This user is a magic ninja!
NVover9000.gif This user is Over 9000.


Antisensor.JPG This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).
笨蛋 这个用户是一个笨蛋. 他可能不知道这写的什么. [1]
Atrophy.jpg This user cannot follow any orders!!
Game-Logo.png This user joined in Internet Meme Contest's off topic story adventure. (Chuck Norris raped Oprah!)


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