User:Nerdly dood

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The huge list of userboxes to the right sums me up as well as I care to do so now - at some point I'll describe myself in more detail. Not that you care.

I know your name, <insert name here>!


No RILLY! ~BBgunbb


Yeah, really. ~nerdly_dood


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about nerdly_dood.
usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Usb! No, really!


USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!


BS This userpage is bullshit.
Kraspin.gif This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.
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Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
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This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.


MEH This user redefines lazy.
NO This user doesn't care.
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? This user is anonymous. That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is.
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RENT This space for rent.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

IP This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.


DramaticQuestionMark.png This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
NO This user doesn't care.
3hearts.png This user wishes he or she had a girlfriend, will you go out with him/her? I wouldn't.
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Jew.gif This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled for all honors and persecutions as such.


ABYSS x?,??? This user IS The Abyss.


MEH This user redefines lazy.
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Canadian snowman.jpg This user is cooler than you.
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Psi2.svg.png This user studies psychology as it is really easy and sounds good at dinner parties.
Screw It.png This user reserves the right to completely screw up his or her edits life by spending too much time on Uncyclopedia.
DramaticQuestionMark.png This user is the random ill-bred melanoma that feasted his foot inside of your melanoma so you must zap him/her with your ill-bred melanoma.
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This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.
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This user requires a steady supply of Caffeine.
So hand it over. NOW.
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This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.

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Towel migration.jpg This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Warn A Brotha.jpg This user believes that if you see the Police, you should "Warn A Brotha'".
Wikipedia-logo.png This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as he can throw it... but nonetheless uses it on a daily basis.
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free This user is interested in freethought as s/he sure as hell doesn't want to pay!.
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This user speaks Bullet without a suppressor and can get a bit too noisy during an assassination.
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This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes Typo to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Typo.
ca-G This user does not speak Canajan, eh? and furthermore believes Canajan, eh? to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Canajan, eh?.
du-G This user does not speak Dumbass and furthermore believes Dumbass to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Dumbass.
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
enl-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of English, but Louder.
es-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Español whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
fig-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Fight.
fr-G This user does not speak Français and furthermore believes Français to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Français.
fh-G This user does not speak Fuckhead and furthermore believes Fuckhead to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Fuckhead.
gbs-G This user does not speak Galactic Basic Standard and furthermore believes Galactic Basic Standard to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Galactic Basic Standard.
gee-4 This user speaks Geek at a near-native level.
il-G This user does not speak Igpay Atinlay and furthermore believes Igpay Atinlay to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Igpay Atinlay.
Color This user likes random colored userboxes.
lz-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Lesbian.
nq-G This user does not speak Nelly queen and furthermore believes Nelly queen to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Nelly queen.
re-N This user is a native speaker of Recondite English.
MW-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of MediaWiki.
rh-P This f****r speaks Random Humour heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
sa-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Sarcasm whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
sp-4 This user speaks Spanglish at a near-native level.
us-E This user only speaks American English because it was a required course in school.
tlh-G This user does not speak Klingon and furthermore believes Klingon to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Klingon.
uk-G This user does not speak Correct English and furthermore believes Correct English to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Correct English.
US flag.png This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
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This user is a skeptical agnostic
and doesn't know if s/he doesn't know

LV-4 This user considers him/herself an expert gamer and so begs borrows or steals just enough money to pay for their electricity.
MMORPG This user believes MMORPGs are a waste of time and/or money. Furthermore to this fact s/he demands the deletion of all MMORPGs and their players!
PS2 This user enjoys playing games on a PlayStation 2 as it's just as good as a PS3.
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Napoleon4.jpg This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.


108 4 8 15 16 23 42 This user watches Lost; and likes it too! s/he has all the box sets and everything!


no nj This user is not a Ninja, with no dominion over everything totally sweet.


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File:Merc.jpg This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.
Gefahrensymbol F.png This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
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This user is a Sniper and has his/her rifle pointing at your head.
This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

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Brain.gif This user's IQ is higher than yours.

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This user is reading your thoughts!

Monbags.jpg This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.


... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
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Official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
This space for rent.


Sense This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.
Cheeze.jpg This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
17 This user is 17 years old. Woop-ti-doo.


This user is unsure of his or her gender and doesn't want to know.

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This uesr only spakes Tyop enouugh to seduec naitve Tyop spaekers.
Userbox-single.svg.png This user is Single but is currently stalking someone.
Bigbroeye.jpg Big Brother is watching this user...and YOU!
hey! The above wasn't my fault!