HowTo:Punch Someone in the Face.
So, you want to punch someone in the face? good. in this section, we will cover: What you need, and why you should.
What you need
1 hand weapon (optional)
1 want to punch this dick in the face
You may be wondering, "Why should i punch so-and-so in the face?". Look, if you really need a reason, look at him/her. What did they do to make you want to physically hit them? Eh, who cares.
Every task requires preparation. So does punching someone in the face. Unless you happen to be Axl Rose.
- Do 1 million push ups, sit ups, pull ups, and hit a punching bag till your arm nearly comes off. Note: if your arm comes off, please discontinue reading this. Then run to the next state and back without stopping. You should be strong now.
Steroids are a vital part of this process. Take 1 pound of steroids a day.
End of preparation
Now you should be really tough, broke, and pissed off.
Slug that asshole in the face.
. Howto: make a nuclear fart article:
“WAHAHAHAH!I've done this thousands of times!”
Welcome! It appears that you want to blast yourself into space by creating a nuclear fart. Well, first of all, you are probably some dumbass who has nothing better to do while flaccid, and wants to bomb the living shit out of everything you care about.If you are thinking, "Not another fart joke!", please Go Decapitate yourself.
If you REEEAAALLY need to know why your doing this, you must be REEEEEEEAAAALLLYY stupid. Your probably stupid to be doing this anyway.
Many people have motives. a common list of motives would be:
- For the hell of it
- Their house reeks of something else
- To blow shit up
On day 1, you read this article. To start, hold in all your farts for the first day. This will build up the gas.