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HowTo:Punch Someone in the Face.

Welcome! if you came here, you probably wanna punch some asshole in the face for A: Revenge, B: Boredom, or C: Because you feel like it. Well, if that is the case, you came to the right place.


Introduction[edit]

These are for pacifist wimps.
Ah...much better.

So, you want to punch someone in the face? good. in this section, we will cover: What you need, and why you should.

What you need[edit]

1 fist

1 you

1 person to punch

1 hand weapon (optional)

1 want to punch this dick in the face

Why?[edit]

You may be wondering, "Why should i punch so-and-so in the face?". Look, if you really need a reason, look at him/her. What did they do to make you want to physically hit them? Eh, who cares.

Preparation[edit]

Every task requires preparation. So does punching someone in the face. Unless you happen to be Axl Rose.

Diet[edit]

some good preparation would be to eat healthy for a few weeks prior to punching them. Start eating lots of vegetables, and proteins. Then eat Carbs and moderately fatty foods. Be sure to avoid Cows.

Exercize[edit]

  • Do 1 million push ups, sit ups, pull ups, and hit a punching bag till your arm nearly comes off. Note: if your arm comes off, please discontinue reading this. Then run to the next state and back without stopping. You should be strong now.

Steroids[edit]

Steroids are a vital part of this process. Take 1 pound of steroids a day.

End of preparation[edit]

Now you should be really tough, broke, and pissed off.

Final Step[edit]

Slug that asshole in the face.





















. Howto: make a nuclear fart article:


Here is what you will do by the end of this.

“WAHAHAHAH!I've done this thousands of times!”

~ Wario on Making nuclear farts


Welcome! It appears that you want to blast yourself into space by creating a nuclear fart. Well, first of all, you are probably some dumbass who has nothing better to do while flaccid, and wants to bomb the living shit out of everything you care about.If you are thinking, "Not another fart joke!", please Go Decapitate yourself.

Why?[edit]

If you REEEAAALLY need to know why your doing this, you must be REEEEEEEAAAALLLYY stupid. Your probably stupid to be doing this anyway.

Motives[edit]

Your best friend in this ordeal.

Many people have motives. a common list of motives would be:

  • For the hell of it
  • Their house reeks of something else
  • To blow shit up

Preparation[edit]

To make this nuclear fart work, you will need to take 7 days of preparation. Why? Because you won't launch yourself to the moon without them, you dumbass!

Day 1[edit]

On day 1, you read this article. To start, hold in all your farts for the first day. This will build up the gas.

Day 2[edit]

Now you are ready to get some action. First, take laxatives, but then don't poop. it will ruin it. Then, go to that Mexicanrestaurant across the street.