User:No user, only a user page
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"'Cyclops, you asked my noble name, and I will tell it; but do you give the stranger's gift, just as you promised. My name is Nobody. Nobody I am called by mother, father, and by all my comrades.'
"So I spoke, and from a ruthless heart he straightway answered: 'Nobody I eat up last, after his comrades; all the rest first; and that shall be the stranger's gift for you.'
|This foul knave hath been slain.|
If this is thy talk page, please note that thou art deceased.
The great and noble knight Xiao Li
--02:12, 23 March 2006 (UTC)