| This article may actually be accurate.|
Please run away now.
This user is perhaps the most glamorous,
disformed beautiful creature to ever walk the earth. Often hinted at in mythology, nobody has ever lived after seeing it. The few who caught glimpses and lived instantly became insane, and their ramblings are all that we have to base our descriptions on.
<poll> Do you like waffles? No Yeah,we like waffles! Probability Chance = -9999 Nein Non merci I'm not telling you! </poll>
|Wewt! Yeah,you got pwned!|