User:ONX

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“Better to reign in Hell than serve in ONX.”

~ John Milton on ONX

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ONX is the pwnmaster. he is your god which you SHOULD worship, and if you do not, he will let out a quibble which will turn into an oodle doodle noodle then into a large fart. that fart will then be lit on fire by an icecube and blow you up. then a purple monkey dishwasher will come and see iff you are alive. you will be in the middle, which means you are alive but nobody knows who you are and nobody cares. who is stupid? you.


BY THE WAY ADMIN, codeine, i quite like this definition of me. please, leave it be........ or you shall be smited with the quibl... oh screw it, read it and leave it.. god, cant a 14 yr old leave his randomness behind?

god im tired.... is this thing still on? oh boy... wait a minute... this is a keyboard, not a microphone.... am i typing what i say? am i typing my thoughts? OMG! i can think the phrase OMG!!! OMG!! IM A TELEPATHETIC TYPER!


"ONX is an idiot, and should be slaughtered for the fact that he is ONX."

~ Oscar Wilde on ONX

"I'm going to fucking kill ONX with my laser beam eyes!."

~ Steve Ballmer on ONX
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WATCH YOUR STEP! say the wrong thing, and you may be cursed with the ultra dooming Curseofonx.png if you are cursed with the curse of ONX.... you may be ultimately doomed... forever.... there is no escape, but for ONX, he is ONX, so the curse of ONX is on him, but it will not apply.


THE Curseofonx.png IS ON THIS USER! BEWARE ALL WHO ENTER HERE! you may also be cursed


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