Well, Hi, I'm your
friendly Co-Anchor Oliver O'Reilly... I'm very much active in the UnNews section of the site; it is in fact un-officially now my own personal Monopoly, well, I'd like to think it was, but it's probably more just one of those passing obsessions fortunately.
Ok, it's war. If anybody writes a vanity article, or a few pieces of cruft then your ass is banned for 36 hours... no more kid gloves, if you actually care about writing for uncyclopedia then get your ass onto IRC and tell me so and a few ground rules will be explained followed by you getting unbanned and allowed to continue on your merry... if you and a bunch of school friends are messing around, then the IP will be indefinitely banned since clearly you're supposed to be getting on with schoolwork; but if you really care, then when you get home, create an account for yourself and login with it at school to be able to edit.
If I ban you for whatever reason and you have an issue, then come on IRC and we can resolve the issue amicably.
|December 11: National |Kill Olipro Day
- 1900 National
Kill Olipro created, people try not to kill Olipro.
- 1927 Chuck Norris accidentally kills Olipro, but brings him back to life.
- 1932 World forgets Olipro was resurrected, forgets celebration
- 1960 World realises Olipro is alive after seeing him featured on Crimewatch.
- 1962 World declares every day to be National
Kill Olipro Day.
- 1980 Olipro Fucking Kills™ everyone, no celebrations for 1 week
- 1999 World is resurrected by quantum mechanics, nobody notices.
- 2006 World learns of the past, fails to care, learn from, or otherwise document it.