User:Ollie Garkey

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“I salute you, sir!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Ollie Garkey

“Truly one of the greatest minds ever to grace this earth.”

~ Voltaire on Ollie Garkey

Ollie Garkey, born Oliver Rand Garkey, is the best user evar. Coming events will prove this fact. It will be truly epic.

US flag.png This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
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us-P This f****r speaks American English heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
Barr Irn-Bru 6 X 330 Ml Pack.jpg This user is fae Bonnie Scotland
uk-G This user does not speak Correct English and furthermore believes Correct English to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Correct English.
Gefahrensymbol F.png This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
This user is a Sniper and has his/her rifle pointing at your head.
bu-N This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.
fr-X This user only speaks Français enough to seduce native Français speakers.
de-X This user only speaks Deutsch enough to seduce native Deutsch speakers.
es-X This user only speaks Español enough to seduce native Español speakers.
it-X This user only speaks Italian enough to seduce native Italian speakers.