User:Orian57/articles and stuff

30 This user has written 30 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper.

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№	Date of First Draft	Article	Reviewed By	Score	Notes	Pee	Taken Advice?
1	10 March 2008	Soap Operas VFH	Heerenveen	20	A re-write, the Math equation wasn't mine it was Luck's. I count this as my re-write for Conservation Week. Nommed as a joke, I presume Might be worth re-re-writing this considering I got more for votes than I should have	Here	Not Yet
2	01 April 2008	The Descent	Heerenveen	32.5	Part of UnFilm	Here	Yes
3	07 May 2008	UnNews:Wikipedia Re-Labelled “Pornopedia” By Conservatives	SysRq	37.5	Another UnNews, I saw the original story on Conservapedia and couldn't resist. This news story is currently being recorded has been recorded as an audio file by Heerenveen.	Here	Yes
4	10 May 2008	Gay marriage	Heerenveen	33.8	This was a compleate re-write	Here	Not yet
5	18 June 2008	Insomnia #3 of July 08	Yettie U.U.	40.35 38.8	An Orian original that may actually be good. Liek wow! VFH! Featured! 06 July 2008 additionally one of the top 3 articles of July! (tied third place). Thanksplate	Here Here	Yes yes
6	11 July 2008	We Are Your Best Friend	Heerenveen Gladstone	26.8 37.8	An Orian Original, Taken from my searing hatred of Amazon "We Recomend For You" e-mails. This needs some serious re-writing!	Here Here	Yup. basically
7	1 August 2008	Why?:Don't You have a Girlfriend Yet?	BlueYonder	30.4	Best thing I ever wrote this quickly if not ever. Self Nomed. Please vote nicely Featured 31 August 2008 Thanksplate2	Here	Done
8	2 August 2008	UnNews:Sheep on rooftop threatens to jump!	Gladstone	35	2 articles in as many days! Christ!	Here	doing
9	25 August 2008	UnTunes:I Kissed a Girl (And I Threw Up) (QFA) VFH	N/A	N/A	A song, without music for now but I'm planning to Sissy said he'd do it do it. on vocals. Right, now forget you listened. Some prick nomminated this. Vote how ever you like QFA'd 11 March 2009, try again later. re-nommed! by Sissy vote nicely Failed! However it won The 2009 Uncyclopedia Music Awards	N/A	N/A
10	08 September 2008	Why?:Am I a Power Ranger? #1 of September 08 #7 Article of 2008	Gerrycheevers	36.2	I just don't know how to describe this without employing the experssion "Similar to Insomnia yet compleatly different". Self Nomed. Please vote nicely Featured 13 September 2008 Thanksplate3 Holy christ 21 unapposed for votes! Additionally the number ONE top article of September 08! Tied SEVENTH place on Top 10 of 08!!!	Here	done
11	07 October 2008	Why?:Did I Decide to Audition for Big Brother?	BlueYonder	27.5	Another Why? I seem to like them. This was featured on the Why? front page August 29th 09 - sometime, which is nice. I don't think there was a vote so it's not really that important	Here	Kinda
12	14 October 2008	Why?:Is There a Moose On This Plane?	Nachlader	38.5	With RT and RAHB on pictures 2 and 4 respectivley. Self Nomed. Please vote nicely Featured 17 November 2008 Thanksplate4	Here	Not much to change.
13	02 February 2009	Neurotic (QFA)	Tagstit	36	NOTHING LIKE INSOMNIA! Self nommed, please vote nicely QFA'd 11 March 2009, try again later. Re nommed by DrStrange Featured 26 March 2009 Thanksplate5	Here	yup
14	12 April 2009	Why?:Don't You Get a Job?	Under user	33.8	Not based on my life at all. No really, I don't drink. VFH'd!!! Please vote nicely! Featured 18 May 2009 Thanksplate8, wow, two features in the time this one was on VFH, not sure if that's a good or bad thing...	Here	yup
15	02 May 2009	HowTo:Build the Perfect Sandcastle #1 of May 09	Tribbuca222 Gerrycheevers	34.5 41.2	Currently my favourite thing I've written. Nominated by Gerry, vote nicely! Featured 07 May 2009 Thanksplate6. The number ONE article of May 09! Yay! thanksplate6.5	Here Here	none to take. Yup.
Collab	08 May 2009	UnBooks:Diary of a Monkey Lover (QFA)	Nachlader	36.5	The first collaborative effort that I've actually finished, with Tags. On VFH, please vote nicely Gotta wait for this aparently. It's on VFH again! doesn't look like this will ever get featured :(	Here	Will do
16	11 May 2009	UnTweets:Mr McElroyLand!	Tagstit	29	I'm uncertain about this. It might be excelent or really bad. We'll see. Sonje did the first picture. low score but it's whats said in the review that counts, plus I've had loads of positive feedback. Self-nommed please vote nicely Featured 14 May 2009 Thanksplate7	Here	I'll say yes.
17	18 May 2009	Nursery	Saberwolf116	37.5	Joshy returns. Think this does need some help before VFH but I'm pretty confident I'm onto something good. Again Sonje on the first picture VFH'D!!! Please vote nicely (thanks Sonje) Featured 27 May 2009 Thanksplate9	Here	Done
18	18 May 2009	UnNews:Clip-on Ties Bring Safety to Schools	Under user	35	First UnNews I've done in ages! doubt it's VFH but we'll see. Undergone a title change, FYI.	Here	yes. I think.
19	28 May 2009	Snow White	Nameable Saberwolf116 Cajek	31.25 37 40.3	For Der Unwehr. Definitly need this peed though, I know it could be better. Got some good suggestions from pee! (2nd review) overall I kinda disagree, there is some stuff there I need to look at though. (3rd review) Ok so acording to Cajek, this is the best thing I've written. I'm not conviced personally but what do I matter? Nomminated by Cajek! Featured 18 June 2009, probably the best reception I've had at VFH since Why?:Am I a Power Ranger?. still don't like it, though. thanksplate10	Here Here Here	Yup. umm yes
20	04 June 2009	UnPoetia:Sonnet About Not Having a Muse	N/A	N/A	I've decided to dedicate the month of June to doing things out of my style, and while this is first-person-narrative it's also a poem, which is different. I did the picture myself.	N/A	N/A
21	15 June 2009	Writing	Gerrycheevers	36.5	Compleatly re-wrote this (will count for points in Der Unwehr!) Nomminated!!! Featured 23 June 2009 thanksplate11	Here	Yup!
22	16 June 2009	UnScripts:Heartbeat 2012	N/A	N/A	Something different again. Never finished a script before and already got some promising feedback. Sonje on the first picture! Sonje loved her picture so much she nommed the whole article! Featured 05 July 2009 First article of mine to be featured without a review. Thanksplate 12	Here	N/A
23	22 June 2009	Left 4 Dead VFH	Saberwolf116	32.5	Rewritten for Der Unwehr! Encyclopedic again. Nomminated, but please vote against, I could make it alot better. Wow that was a fast failure.	Here	will do.
24	23 June 2009	LazyTown	Iwillkillyou333	40	Rewritten becuase what was there offended me greatly. Also Der Unwehr. Also Joshy's third article, would love to see this featured at some point. Self nommed, please vote nicely dream came true! Featured 16 July 2009 Thanksplate 14	Here	yes.
25	28 June 2009	UnScripts:Trapped at Sea	ChiefjusticeDS	45	Done in record time, I'm pretty impressed with it actually. Sonje nomminated it! Featured 17 July 2009 3rd feature in as many days! Go me! Thanksplate 15	Here	yup
26	30 June 2009	UnNews:Conservapedia is better than Wikipedia, Christian Announces	Heerenveen	33.8	I like this. Conservapedia is where I get all my best UnNews ideas.	Here	will
27	05 July 2009	UnBooks:Daddy, There's a Zombie in the Garden #1 of July 09	ChiefjusticeDS	45	I'm pretty confident this is great. Pee review confirms greatness, highest score ever. Also this is actually the first UnBook I've finished. nomination Featured 15 July 2009 Thanksplate 13. The number ONE top article of July 09, Thanksplate 13.5	Here	Yeah.
28	31 July 2009	UnNews:Monsters of the World Now Immune To Christians	ChiefjusticeDS	34	(Der Unwehr) This is ok, I believe, not great but none of my UnNewses are.	Here	will
Collab	04 August 2009	UnBooks:Daddy's New Wife - Philip	ChiefjusticeDS	41	Collab with Nameable! He had this kicking around so I helped out.	Here	will
29	09 September 2009	Marble Madness	N/A	N/A	(Der Unwehr) Probably crap but at least I've written something.	Here	N/A

[edit] Namespaces I have features in.

• Mainspace
• Why?
• HowTo
• UnBooks
• UnNews
• UnTunes
• UnScripts
• UnTweets
• UnPoetia
• Re-write

[edit] Holiday Funnies

1. Trick or Treat Street (Halloween 08)
2. (still in progress) 12 Days of Cristmas (Christmas 08)
3. Halloween 09 (The Creative Process) - might aswell plan ahead.

[edit] In Progress

[edit] Stuff I Wanna Do

1. PLS User:Orian57/UnBooks:Going Around and Around In Cicular Circles best alternate namespace
2. PLS User:Orian57/Dementia best Main.
3. PLS User:Orian57/Monopoly Best re-write monopoly

1. (Der Unwehr) Toy
2. (Der Unwehr) Stomach
3. (Der Unwehr) F7
4. (Der Unwehr) Rw Spare change -- starts off with and interesting tilt on things. Perhaps also go into Conspiracy theorist cults and such (parodying loose change).
5. (Der Unwehr) Rw Twitter -- Already has a good start (excelent format) but I think I could do something funnier with it.

1. (Der Unwehr) Crazy Clown Airlines
2. Caesarean section
3. Infantilism
4. Cruise -- write an article about cruises.
5. Family Holidays
6. Heath and Safety Violations
7. The Hare and the Tortoise -- would actually quite like to do this 1st person. From two different people, the hare (young boy) and the Tortoise (old man) - while they cut grass.

1. HowTo:Look Good Naked in Your Clean House 10 Years Ago!
2. HowTo:Beat Your Wife

1. Why?:Is There a Seagul Stalking me?
2. Why?:Have I Never Been to the Circus Before?
3. Why?:Don't More Spiders Do Skydiving?

1. UnScripts:The World-Wide Catastrophe Heading Straight For America

1. UnBooks:Your Heart Smells of Pee and Other Love Related Nonsense -- childhood romances
2. UnBooks:Diary of a Dalek
3. UnBooks:Multi-tasking For Men

1. UnPoetia:A Rainbow of Reasons Why I Don't Want to be Your Friend Anymore

1. UnTunes:Throwing the Baby Out (Without the Bathwater) -- satarising dead-baby jokes.

[edit] My Favorites!

Below is a collection of my favorite non-mine articles that everyone should read (No particular order).

1. UnTweets:George Peterson
2. The Dog Dies at the End
3. UnBooks:Tarquin Middleton: My Battle with Depression.
4. UnBooks:My New Life as a T-Rex
5. UnBooks:A Day In The Life Of A Redirect
6. Goldilocks and the Three Bears
7. UnTunes:All You Motherfuckers Are Gonna Pay
8. Cardboard box
9. UnScripts:Average Cop
10. UnMovie Review: The Dark Knight
11. The fact that you don't want a poodle
12. Hydrogen
13. UnBooks:Uncyclopedia Brown and Wikipedia Brown solve the mystery of the missing smugglers and their hidden cave or something
14. UnTunes:Still Hurting