User:Orian57/unimportant ubxs

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19 This user is 19 years old. Woop-ti-doo.


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and knows how to spell.
(British Uncyclopedians)
teen This user is a teenager and so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Probably.
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Mario-lo-res.jpg This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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nj This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
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Bofh.png This user hates telephones. Could be due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them.
Neo Small.jpg This user believes in the matrix's and needs to seriously get in touch with the real world
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This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it.
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Napoleon4.jpg This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
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RS This user no longer plays RunEscape. Congratulate them on their recovery and welcome them back to reality


Pegasus small.png This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn. No unicorn small.png


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1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
GAME This user has lost The Game.
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This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.
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RENT This space for rent.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

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Kraspin.gif This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.
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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.


MEH This user redefines lazy.
This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

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Through the fire and the flames this user carries on!

Color This user likes random colored userboxes.
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Tetris kick ass.png This user kicks butt at Tetяis: not that that's anything to be proud of.
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Sense This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.
LV-4 This user considers him/herself an expert gamer and so begs borrows or steals just enough money to pay for their electricity.
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This user requires a steady supply of Caffeine.
So hand it over. NOW.
(List of users who NEED caffeine)

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This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout his name during intercourse.

ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
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Angrygod.gif This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
NO This user doesn't care.
zzz This user likes to oversleep...
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Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
108 4 8 15 16 23 42 This user watches Lost; and likes it too! s/he has all the box sets and everything!
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DIFF H This user plays Video Games on the highest difficulty available because they like to get the most out of their games and thinks you should too!
NintendoDS.jpg This user prefers settles for the the original DS model as they have no money.
Wii.jpg This user prefers the Wii as 'it's the game play that counts'.
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free This user is interested in freethought as s/he sure as hell doesn't want to pay!.
LENT This user would give up uncyclopedia for Lent if they weren't a serial rapist.
Lq-dna.png This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.
Screw It.png This user reserves the right to completely screw up his or her edits life by spending too much time on Uncyclopedia.
Wikipedia-logo.png This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as he can throw it... but nonetheless uses it on a daily basis.
Psi2.svg.png This user studies psychology as it is really easy and sounds good at dinner parties.
Lorenz attractor yb.svg.png This user is fascinated by chaos theory. Probably, s/he doesn't really know but 'chaos' sounds faintly apocalyptic: bring on the carnage!
TableImage.svg.png This user tried, really, really hard, to memorise the elements' names and symbols but can only remember that H is for hydrogen
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How dare you consider this user not awesome! How dare you not recognise the awesomeness of this user! This person uses the power of "How Dare You"!
Eaclogo.jpg This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy.

"We're after your children and pets."

Retired Adoptees[edit]

By that I mean ones I haven't seen in decades: