| This user makes uncyclopedia better
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| 19
| This user is 19 years old. Woop-ti-doo.
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| teen
| This user is a teenager and so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Probably.
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| This user is Single and will take anything they can get! even you could get lucky with him/her.
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| This user wishes he or she had a boyfriend, will you go out with him/her? i wouldn't.
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| This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
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| This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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| This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!
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| nj
| This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
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| This user believes in the matrix's and need to seriously get in touch with the real world
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| This user is an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear this user.
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| This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
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| This user will give you a seizure.
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RS
| This user no longer plays RunEscape. Congratulate them on their recovery and welcome them back to reality
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| This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).
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| ?
| Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.
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| This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
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| This user gots a shuvel. Yes he/she does.
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| This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.
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| This user loves pi
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| RENT
| This space for rent.
Call 1-800-666-6666.
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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.
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| MEH
| This user redefines lazy.
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| This user is right-handed.
In Latin they would be dexter.
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This user isn't dead
Just floating.
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| Color
| This user likes random colored userboxes.
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| This user kicks butt at Tetris: not that that's anything to be proud of.
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| Sense
| This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.
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| LV-4
| This user considers him/herself an expert gamer and so begs borrows or steals just enough money to pay for their electricity.
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| This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore.
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| This user is owned by one or more cats.
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| ETP
| Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
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| This user likes to eat anything orange.
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| This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
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| This user is a militant atheist.
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| This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
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| zzz
| This user likes to oversleep...
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| Temp
| This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
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| 108
| 4 8 15 16 23 42 This user watches Lost; and likes it too! s/he has all the box sets and everything!
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| This user hates George Bush and therefore believes he must be arrested and tried for war crimes.
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| DIFF H
| This user plays Video Games on the highest difficulty available because they like to get the most out of their games and thinks you should too!
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| This user prefers settles for the the original DS model as they have no money.
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| WII
| This user prefers the Wii as 'it's the game play that counts'.
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| free
| This user is interested in freethought as s/he sure as hell doesn't want to pay!.
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| LENT
| This user would give up uncyclopedia for Lent if they weren't a serial rapist.
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| This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.
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| This user reserves the right to completely screw up his or her edits life by spending too much time on Uncyclopedia.
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| This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as he can throw it... but nonetheless uses it on a daily basis.
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| This user studies psychology as it is really easy and sounds good at dinner parties.
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| This user is fascinated by chaos theory. Probably, s/he doesn't really know but 'chaos' sounds faintly apocalyptic: bring on the carnage!
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This user tried, really, really hard, to memorise the elements' names and symbols but can only remember that H is for hydrogen |
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| This user uses public transport and so has most likely been mugged, raped or murdered.
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| This user collects userboxes as if they were trading cards hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.
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| This user is a member of the SysRq Fanclub Society, and therefore refreshes his talk page obsessively.
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| This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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| ‽
| How dare you consider this user not awesome! How dare you not recognise the awesomeness of this user! This person uses the power of "How Dare You"!
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