User:Osama bin dipesh/Userboxes

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Paul McCartney.jpg This user believes that Paul McCartney is dead (and has been replaced by a lookalike).
JFKennedy.jpg This user shot J.F.Kennedy. DON'T TELL THIS USER'S MUMMY!
Warped baby.gif This user knows Sunny bacon, the youngest Uncyclopedian. Now go shove this userbox up your *BLEEP*.
Deadbarney3.gif This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.

This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.

Fire bible.jpg This user believes participation in the smoking of bibles is an excellent activity, and everybody should do it.
Woohoo! This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was better than eleven Super Bowls!
NOV This user is a userbox novice.
Bread2.jpg This user is a cereal killer.
OrangeOrange.jpg This user likes to eat anything orange.
Bigbroeye.jpg Big Brother is watching this user...and YOU!
Monbags.jpg This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.

MontyPythonFootLeftSmall.jpg This user is from Camelot,
and eats ham and jam and spamalot!
IElogo.jpg This user just uses "that e browser" that came with his/her computer.
Frosty beverage.jpg This user enjoys drinking beer. They may be afflicted with not giving a fuck, and extreme hangovers.

UncyclopediaFireStation.JPG This user is a member of the Uncyclopedia Fire Department.

Neo Small.jpg This user believes in the matrix's and needs to seriously get in touch with the real world
V This user is a vegetarian, so you should be brandishing a stick of celery at them.
ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
Canadian snowman.jpg This user is cooler than you.
Hammer and sickle.png This user is a

& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭
This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
es-F This user got an F in Español and likes their native language better (if they have one).
ca-G This user does not speak Canajan, eh? and furthermore believes Canajan, eh? to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Canajan, eh?.

This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.

Windows Logo.png This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

Grue Jammy.gif This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today!
CtFgr.png This user likes Capture the flag.

CtFgf.png This user MADE Capture the flag .

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This user is a member of the Uncyclopedia Departure of Fun.
NO This user doesn't care.
Ned Flanders.jpg This user says "Hi-didly-o neighbourino" to you.

Warn A Brotha.jpg This user believes that if you see the Police, you should "Warn A Brotha'".

Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!
Bottlenose dolphin Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek!
EBG13-A Guvf hfre vf n angvir fcrnxre bs EBG13.
253951 photo.gif Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!

Oops no web copy.JPG This user does not know how to shot web.
Please help by teaching them.
(List of other users not knowledgeable on this subject)
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HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.

JapaneseToiletBidet.jpg This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!
? Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.
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This user was brought to you by the letter Z and the number -4523422444445341124324234234668799543758364874.4.

Mad scientist caricature.png This user is a Mad Scientist.

Popeeyebeams.jpg This user is a complete, irredeemable bum. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and sniffs at the bum.
Homeless2.jpg This user is homeless.
中共 This user supports the Communist Party of China, but only because because it's our last chance for global communist domination.
Bananaseizure.gif This user will give you a seizure.
CohoSalmon.jpeg This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.
Lemming.jpg This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.
FA-22 Raptor.jpg This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama.

<-- See?

Llama Rocking Chair.JPG Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG Whoa! You made it! Good job!!

Now go away.

Mr rubber ducky.gif This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?

Vista logo.png This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies

Vista logo.png This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies, the only reason they use it is because they have to.

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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.

Batman This user knows that criminals are a cowardly lot, and uses fear to fight injustice and those who would prey on the fearful...
Purple monkey dishwasher.jpg

This user believes that "Purple "Monkey "Dishwashers" are going to take over the world.


This user is not who you think he is. In fact, he is someone who you think is not he, who thinks he is (who you think is not - who is).

Fibonacci.jpg WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love the Fibonacci Sequence and anything to do with it.
Sunglasses.jpg This user is actually not Osama bin dipesh. They are an impostor. Get away. Now.

Taramasalata.jpg This user is addicted to taramasalata, tarantulas and anything else with lots of 't's and 'a's.
Cheeze.jpg This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
Bofh.png This user hates telephones. Could be due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them.

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

Gefahrensymbol F.png This user is a pyromaniac.

RAS This user has RAS syndrome and therefore is a fan of DVD disks and LAN networks.

This user has tested positive for a mental illness on the Myers-Briggs Test ,not joking.


This user was the millionth visitor to a popular web site.

usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Usb! No, really!


IP This user's IP is

Inci.gif This user is stupid and gay an ambassador of the Spanish Inciclopedia here, in Anglo-Saxon lands.
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This user has been blocked
no times.
Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to Hitler.

Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
Sign1.png This user is a mutant.
Domokunyellownbackground.jpg This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

that I can't count+ This user has over that I can't count edits.
Brain.gif This user's IQ is Higher than yours.

Counter-Strike retail box This user is addicted to Counter-strike, and won't mind blowing your face off with an AK-47.

Pi3.14.jpg This user loves pi
Canadian snowman.jpg This user is cooler than you.

Member of the Order
Zombie man.jpg This user is a zombie. BARHAH!
Jason vorhees.jpg This user is a serial killer, and he/she is standing right behind you!!
du-0 This user does not understand Dumbass and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
Kid1.gif This user seriously needs to calm down.
[insert content here] This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly.

? This user is anonymous. That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is.
usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Napoleon4.jpg This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
MEH This user redefines lazy.
Nuvola apps important orange.svg This user should not be trusted.
Hummingruby.jpg This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.

Boredkid.jpg This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.
For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Osama bin dipesh/Userboxes also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.
Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

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Canadian snowman.jpg This user is cooler than you.
sa-N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.

Crystal Clear app kcmdf.png This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
gb-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Gibberish.
gb-N This user is a native speaker of Gibberish.
fig-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Fight whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
ht-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of HTML.
Mario-lo-res.jpg This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
This user is an anti-Texan
And is a suspect of terrorism
(List of other anti-Texans)
800px-Flag of India svg.png This user is Indian.
He can only talk in English and C++.
(List of Indian Uncyclopedians)
$$$ This user is a libertarian, so stay away from his or her wallet, hippie!
Straight.jpg This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight
Aljolson.jpg This user is genetically superior to most users.

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