User:Paizuri

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User:Paizuri
Carlb-sockpuppet-02.jpg Excuse me, did we correctly find your inner sock puppet by saying you are HELPME?


Frat Bro of the Month Frat Bro of the Month May 2010 Sockpuppeteer of the Month Award Sockpuppeteer of the Month May 2010


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9 years, 4 months and 8 days.


48px-Face-surprise.svg.png This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.
6600+ This user has over 6600 edits.


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This user is a militant agnostic
and is certain s/he doesn't know




Articles that the history will tell you are mine[edit]

(BOLD = Featured)

Written from scratch[edit]

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UnNewses[edit]

Not a survey[edit]

<Poll> Do you like my userpage? Yes. (pssst. This is the correct answer!) It's better than sex! Meh. No. Just kidding! But really. IT FUCKING SUCKS COCK LIKE YOU BITCH </Poll>

<poll> Do you think I'm a good writer? Yes. Reading your articles is better than sex! Meh. I HOPE YOU ARE RAPED TO DEATH BY YOUR GREAT GRANDMOTHER'S PENIS </poll>

<poll> Where do I live? Um...Europe? Some continent Meh. The moon. Obviously. YOU LIVE IN PENISLAND YOU CUNTY FAGGOT </poll>

<poll> Do you like me? I wuv u! Only if you give me a cookie. Meh. Uh...sure. UR GONNA BURN IN HELL YOU FUCKING JEW!!!!! </poll>

<poll> I'm a Mexican-American. What do you think of Mexicans in general? They're smelly and can't spick English. Fucking illegal immigrants taking over our great country. Meh. Tacos! I KNEW IT YOUR A NIGGER </poll>


YOUR SIGNATURE HERE[edit]

BECAUSE I HAVE FRIENDS DAMMIT

  1. Let's make a big one, guys! —Pelozurian (talk) 09:43, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

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