User:Paragone

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Fortune cookie 20040628 223108 1.jpg This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Prince Charming Lied. Help!
Paladin.gif This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.
Biohazardnew.jpg This user is an evil clone of Jesus.
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中共 This user supports the Communist Party of China, but only because because it's our last chance for global communist domination.
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

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Shuriken.jpg This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
Essex girl in fashion.jpg This user reserves the right to hunt down and destroy Essex girls.
Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.
Gefahrensymbol F.png This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
DenmarkViking.jpg This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.