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Hi. There is no one here. So you may as well leave.

Wait, you are still here? Damn, you are persistant.

OH COME ON! Why are you still here?

Ok. So you really want to stay here. Ok. Thats cool.

What? You expect me to put something here? I'm too lazy for that!

Ok. Fine! GO AWAY! I WARN YOU!!!!

This page is a piece of crap. The author(s) acknowledge this.
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The article you are looking at may not be work safe!

...Although, since you're already here it's kind of too late for this warning to actually be useful.

If a boss or coworker sees this article, claim that it was spam and blame the IT guys. Otherwise, continue to read it until your lewd urges are satisfied.
This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

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For great justice take off every 'zig'.

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If you saw this user it's possible that you might fall to the ground and

worship him/her, or spontaneously combust from a sex drive overload.

Ok. It seems that you are intent on staying here. I see how it is.

Greetings you pathetic fool. Welcome to my user page of DOOM!

I am known simply as Patius, as you can tell. My hobbies include playing with my Wii, Clubbing baby seals, clubbing Bono with a baby seal, eating, being a n00b, and owning two cows.

I also am pocket-sized bear. I cruise at the mouth.


oh. and you may want to see my now under construction page: User:Patius/how to:make a coke grenade