I have been an Uncyclopedia user since March 10th, 2005. I have been pretending to be a sysop since March 20, 2005. I have been a bureaucrat since May 29, 2005.
You can leave a message for me on my talk page, or if you want to rat out another admin in "privacy", you can email me at: paulgb (at) gmail (dot) com. I am also on the IRC channel from time to time.
Chain Mail is any mail that asks you to send it to other people, including the instructions to send it along to other people. Chain mail is one of the earliest methods of communication. In fact, it was used as protective armour in the early 13th century. It is important that when you get a chain mail, you send it along ASAP. Today, chain mail is sent by email and traditional mail. The people who write chain mails have special powers, and they will curse you with bad luck if you break the chain.
Due to its importance to communication and to society as a whole, chain mail makes up over 60% of all mail ever sent. There have been estimated at least 1000 deaths due to people breaking the chain. Chain mail is very popular among 10 year olds who are convinced that forwarding an email will make them get rich or laid.
Contrary to popular belief, people actually appreciate receiving chain mail, because it gives them a sense of importance. If you do not get any chain mail, it is probably because you don't have any friends.
Favorite and Popular Pages
If you have looked around much, you may have already seen some of the more popular pages that I created, including RTFM, Banned from the Internet, Air Guitar, Hippies, and Eminem.
Some of the best pages (in my opinion) that I created aren't very popular because they are about topics that are not often linked or searched. These pages include Chain mail, Greatest Inventions, and Ironman, and Weather.
Articles I started
Air Guitar (FEATURED)
April Fools Day
Banned from the Internet (FEATURED)
British#Language - (I didn't create the page, just the language part)
Eiffel Tower - (I rewrote the first section and added the picture)
Greatest Inventions (FEATURED)
Hippies - (I created it, but almost nothing in it is still original)
List of forms of Flattery more sincere than Copying
Native Americans - (I didn't actually start it, but I did a complete rewrite)
Podcast - (NEW)
Retards say the Darndest Things
Right and Left
Toilet Paper Paradox
A more complete list can be found on my watchlist.