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About Me

I have been an Uncyclopedia user since March 10th, 2005. I have been pretending to be a sysop since March 20, 2005. I have been a bureaucrat since May 29, 2005.

You can leave a message for me on my talk page, or if you want to rat out another admin in "privacy", you can email me at: paulgb (at) gmail (dot) com. I am also on the IRC channel from time to time.

Featured Article

Segway Invented by popular children's TV magician Adolph Hitler working in conjunction with the well known wizard Dumbledore, the Segway is a vehicle that is propelled using magic. Thanks to its magical powers, the Segway can stand up with only two wheels. It can reach speeds of up to 6 mph, which has led to a ban of Segways on sidewalks. This came as a big blow to Segway owners, because the sidewalk was the only way they could get around without being intentionally hit by cars. Read more...

Man (not Darth Vader) using his Segway at his workplace.

Recent Contributions

• Sony DRM (NEW)
• Podcast (NEW)
• Intelligent rotation (WIP)

Favorite and Popular Pages

If you have looked around much, you may have already seen some of the more popular pages that I created, including RTFM, Banned from the Internet, Air Guitar, Hippies, and Eminem.

Some of the best pages (in my opinion) that I created aren't very popular because they are about topics that are not often linked or searched. These pages include Chain mail, Greatest Inventions, and Ironman, and Weather.

Articles I started

Air Guitar (FEATURED)
April Fools Day
Atari
ASL
Awards
Banned from the Internet (FEATURED)
British#Language - (I didn't create the page, just the language part)
Chain mail
Dental Floss
Eiffel Tower - (I rewrote the first section and added the picture)
Eminem
Greatest Inventions (FEATURED)
Hippies - (I created it, but almost nothing in it is still original)
Internet-speak
Intelligent rotation
Ironman
List of forms of Flattery more sincere than Copying
Lorem Ipsum
MS Paint
Native Americans - (I didn't actually start it, but I did a complete rewrite)
Nuff
Penguin
Photoshop
Piracy
Podcast - (NEW)
Retards say the Darndest Things
Right and Left
RTFM (FEATURED)
Segway
Supervision
Toilet Paper Paradox
Vegetarian
Weather
Y2K Bug

A more complete list can be found on my watchlist.