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About Me

I have been an Uncyclopedia user since March 10th, 2005. I have been pretending to be a sysop since March 20, 2005. I have been a bureaucrat since May 29, 2005.

You can leave a message for me on my talk page, or if you want to rat out another admin in "privacy", you can email me at: paulgb (at) gmail (dot) com. I am also on the IRC channel from time to time.

Featured Article

Air Guitar

Air guitars are similar in shape to normal guitars, with the notable difference that they are made entirely out of air. Air guitars typically have 6 strings and 24 frets. Although acoustic air guitars are available, electric air guitars are by far the most popular.

It is understood that the first performance involving an Air Guitar was at a live open-air concert held in a field just outside of Sherwood Forest, England in the early 1400s where the well known Lute player Allan O'The Dell performed a duet with his Lute and a famous Court Jester (Robin The Gnarled) who appeared sporting a radical new design of Lute he had crafted from air. Their live performance of Greensleeves remains a classic to this day.

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Air guitar with parts labeled.

Recent Contributions

Favorite and Popular Pages

If you have looked around much, you may have already seen some of the more popular pages that I created, including RTFM, Banned from the Internet, Air Guitar, Hippies, and Eminem.

Some of the best pages (in my opinion) that I created aren't very popular because they are about topics that are not often linked or searched. These pages include Chain mail, Greatest Inventions, and Ironman, and Weather.

Articles I started

Air Guitar (FEATURED)
April Fools Day
Atari
ASL
Awards
Banned from the Internet (FEATURED)
British#Language - (I didn't create the page, just the language part)
Chain mail
Dental Floss
Eiffel Tower - (I rewrote the first section and added the picture)
Eminem
Greatest Inventions (FEATURED)
Hippies - (I created it, but almost nothing in it is still original)
Internet-speak
Intelligent rotation
Ironman
List of forms of Flattery more sincere than Copying
Lorem Ipsum
MS Paint
Native Americans - (I didn't actually start it, but I did a complete rewrite)
Nuff
Penguin
Photoshop
Piracy
Podcast - (NEW)
Retards say the Darndest Things
Right and Left
RTFM (FEATURED)
Segway
Supervision
Toilet Paper Paradox
Vegetarian
Weather
Y2K Bug

A more complete list can be found on my watchlist.

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