I have been an Uncyclopedia user since March 10th, 2005. I have been pretending to be a sysop since March 20, 2005. I have been a bureaucrat since May 29, 2005.
You can leave a message for me on my talk page, or if you want to rat out another admin in "privacy", you can email me at: paulgb (at) gmail (dot) com. I am also on the IRC channel from time to time.
Invented by popular children's TV magician Adolph Hitler working in conjunction with the well known wizard Dumbledore, the Segway is a vehicle that is propelled using magic. Thanks to its magical powers, the Segway can stand up with only two wheels. It can reach speeds of up to 6 mph, which has led to a ban of Segways on sidewalks. This came as a big blow to Segway owners, because the sidewalk was the only way they could get around without being intentionally hit by cars.
Man (not Darth Vader) using his Segway at his workplace.
Favorite and Popular Pages
If you have looked around much, you may have already seen some of the more popular pages that I created, including RTFM, Banned from the Internet, Air Guitar, Hippies, and Eminem.
Some of the best pages (in my opinion) that I created aren't very popular because they are about topics that are not often linked or searched. These pages include Chain mail, Greatest Inventions, and Ironman, and Weather.
Articles I started
Air Guitar (FEATURED)
April Fools Day
Banned from the Internet (FEATURED)
British#Language - (I didn't create the page, just the language part)
Eiffel Tower - (I rewrote the first section and added the picture)
Greatest Inventions (FEATURED)
Hippies - (I created it, but almost nothing in it is still original)
List of forms of Flattery more sincere than Copying
Native Americans - (I didn't actually start it, but I did a complete rewrite)
Podcast - (NEW)
Retards say the Darndest Things
Right and Left
Toilet Paper Paradox
A more complete list can be found on my watchlist.