User:Phantom Grammar

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Phantom Grammar

Yes, that's grammar. People who write grammer are illiterate sub-humans, or just in a hurry.

Anyway, I proof-read and edit in the real world.

I love wikis, because I can correct everyone else's grammar and spelling without getting punched in the stomach for being a snotty-nosed little know-it-all.

I still am a snotty-nosed little know-it-all, however.

If you have a page that needs an editor's eye, I'm available.

Until I have some proper stuff to stick here, I've lazily slapped on a bunch of user templates. W00t.

Female.png This user is a girl and is made of sugar, spice and everything nice.

Finder.png This user is a Mac User.
Eat up.
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This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes Typo to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Typo.
uk-N This user is a native speaker of Correct English.
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
grc-4 This user speaks classical Greek at a near-native level.
ht-N This user is a native speaker of HTML.
la-4 This user speaks Latin at a near-native level.
British flag.gif This user is a total UKer
and is terribly polite
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