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This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Français.

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This user only speaks Lesbian enough to seduce native Lesbian speakers.

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worship him/her, or spontaneously combust from a sex drive overload.

“I crystallized your mom last night.”

~ PiOfFive on Your mom

About Pi[edit]

PiOfFive's Contributions to Uncyclopedia[edit]

I've had a crap load of edits, and instead of listing them all out like some n00b, here's a gallery of some of my best work. Enjoy.

Being dead
Oscar Wilde's Guide to Being Emo
Yes! The ORIGINAL Marx-a-lot!
A better use for a Mac
Sexonomics 101
Bombing Plans
Tech Support
Joanna Dark
FHM's Joanna Dark Shot
FHM's Joanna Dark Shot #2
Captain Obvious on the Titanic.
A Mr. Men Book ('shopped by me!)
My flag.
One-night stand
First draft of The Scarlet Letter

Awards[edit]

My trophy cabinet needs to be dusted...

If I got any award, the Anonymous N00b Award would be it, or the "Most Times Forgotten to Login Award" (See this page's history)

This User Is Better Than You

Give up now.

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