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pock·et [pok-it] –noun
1. a shaped piece of fabric attached inside or outside a garment and forming a pouch used esp. for carrying small articles.
the·sau·rus [thi-sawr-uhs] –noun, plural -sau·rus·es, -sau·ri [-sawr-ahy]
1. a dictionary of synonyms and antonyms.

“What an asshole.”

~ pocketthesaurus on himself

Contents 1 Stuffs 2 More stuffs 2.1 Pictures of Things I like 3 The Good Stuffs 3.1 Articles I've Written 3.2 Things I've explained HowTo Do 3.3 UnNews-worthy Things I've Authored 3.4 Things I've Made Major (or minor) Contributions To 4 Footnote stuffs

[edit] Stuffs

Pocketthesaurus is the secret alias of Double-O Agent Jude.^[2]

Writes   : Stuff/Right handed
Bats     : Afraid of rabies/Right handed
Pitches  : Sales and tents
Likes    : Long moon-lit walks on the beach with underage girls, candle-lit 
           dinners in asbestos-filled restaurants, Star Wars, music, and stuff
Dislikes : Racists, homophobes, pro-lifers, whiny girls, filling things like this out

[edit] More stuffs

• Likes stuff.
• Likes sleeping.
• Likes sleeping alone.
• Likes sleeping with women.
• Likes sleeping alone with women.
• Likes sleeping under trees while dreaming of a better world, a world where men don't have to live in constant fear of God, the Devil or, to a lesser extent, Bob.
• Likes eating.
• Likes eating food.
• Likes it because it tastes good.

[edit] Pictures of Things I like

(For the reading-impaired)^[3]

File:Lightsaber yakuza.jpg

[edit] The Good Stuffs

pocketthesaurus has made some entries, written some fake news, and added wonderment to already-written entries.

[edit] Articles I've Written

• Al-Team, The
• Black History Month ^[4]
• Chick-Fil-A ^[5]
• Cutters ^[6]
• Godzilla Complex
• Grand Theft Auto: Tatooine ^[7]
• Grand Theft Chariot: Jerusalem
• Grand Wizard
• Hitler the Horrible
• Inside the Dictators' Studio
• Jesus Christ - Alcoholic
• John Luck Picard ^[8]
• Johnny Rocket's
• Leopold Bloom
• Phi Alpha Gamma
• Spy Vs. Spy ^[9]
• Tusken Raiders
• United States Bill of Rights

[edit] Things I've explained HowTo Do

• HowTo:Do Your Taxes ^[10]
• HowTo:Make A Sandwich

[edit] UnNews-worthy Things I've Authored

• Amy Winehouse Says Legible Sentence Without Singing It
• Baggins Family to Be Charged With Grand Theft ^[11]
• Bob Marley, Eric Clapton Blamed for Wisconsin Massacre
• Bush Loses Lucky Penny ^[12]
• Capital One Employees Rape, Pillage Office Building
• CCSU Editor Calls Lightning "Magical"
• Finally Bowing to Increasing Pressure, 50s Cafe Changes Seating, Hiring Policies
• Florida Police Nab Dangerous Youth, Criminal Mastermind
• John Petroski Finds That Rape Hurts, Even if You Don't Fight It
• Local guitarist uncovers hidden music in Da Vinci's 'Last Supper'
• Man Dies While Trying to Open His Heart to Jesus ^[13]
• Miami Dolphins Achieve Near Imperfection With No Effort
• Nation's Disturbed Teens In Desperate Need of Target Practice ^[14]
• Satan Denies Hell is "Fiery Abyss"
• Singer Morrissey's Girlfriend Goes Into a Coma; "It's Serious," Say Doctors
• T-Mobile Comes Under Fire for Promoting Animal Abuse

[edit] Things I've Made Major (or minor) Contributions To

• Albus Dumbledore (added Posthumous section and picture)
• Barack Obama (extensively cleaned-up grammar and spelling, recently rewrote a majority of article)
• Black Mage (added a picture)
• British Man Victim Of "W" Virus (added photo with caption "Victims of the "W" virus often have trouble making normal facial expressions.")
• Commander Sisko (created the photo)
• February 31 (redirected to Imaginary Numbers)
• Feminists Reach Goal in Converts for 2007 (rewrote half the fucking article, added links, fixed some grammar and spelling errors, then gave up)
• Franklin D. Roosevelt (added fear poll image and caption)
• Fridge (added Mike Ditka quote)
• George Bush talks about a plan to Invade more countries (tried to fix it up as much as I could - added images, fixed spelling/grammar, added substance)
• Grand Theft Auto: Baghdad (added some weapons and characters, cleaned up links, grammar and spelling)
• Grand Theft Auto: New Zealand (added White Hands to gang list)
• HowTo:Get Laid (added The Force to Metaphors)
• No Child Left Behind (added picture of children wearing God Hates Fags t-shirts with caption that they have been left behind)
• Roleplaying Game (Fixed Darkon part of Popular RPGs section)
• World Celebrates "Some sort of event" (cleaned it up a bit, rewrote sections of it, added some images)

[edit] Footnote stuffs

1. ↑ Legal notice: Not really.
2. ↑ Actually agent 011, but an honorary Double-O. Also an honorary doctor. And an honorary judge. And an honorary mayor. And a godfather. Also, he has the key to the city of Las Francisco. And the keys to the hearts of many women. Also, he is full of himself.
3. ↑ What are you doing on this site?
4. ↑ For all of my brothers.
5. ↑ Most experts agree that it's a relig-elicious experience.
6. ↑ For all of the emo kids.
7. ↑ My personal favorite game!
8. ↑ Much more interesting than Jean Luc Picard
9. ↑ Relocated due to not ever being finished my laziness.
10. ↑ Because April 16th is only 156 days away. - pocketthesaurus on October 12th, 2007
11. ↑ True story! I heard it from my cousin, Jimmy, who was told about it from his drummer, Bob, who had heard it from his girlfriend's best-friend, Janine, who heard it from her dad's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roomate!
12. ↑ I found it. And I'm holding it for ransom!
13. ↑ I went to school with that guy.
14. ↑ They waste so much ammo!