User:Pression Wyvern

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Look, Wyvern's just 'dis guy, you know? He's got got an account on Uncyclopedia, which is reasonably cool, but he's a total n00b.

On Uncyclopedia.

You tell him that on some MMORPG and you'd better prepare to get P0wned big time.

Not by him.

By all the competent people that he'll bitch about you to so much that they decide to massacre your ass just to get him to shut up.


That's right.

,and is proud of it.

Wyvern would have loved to have won the N00b of the month contest, but:

  • he was smothered by the user who actually won that month, (who is about to get this award now, too.) and
  • he joined at the end of the of the month, anyway.

Other notes[edit]

Wyvern is one of those people who would like to be a Wikipedia editor, except that he's smart enough to realize that on the inside, Wikipedia is just a bunch of elitist admins having a cabal with each other. (Which he is convinced must mean something dirty) Also, he's more of an author than an editor, and Wikipedia is mercilessly cruel to anyone with any sort of actual writing talent. It's all edit, edit, edit.

Wyvern enjoys making userpages that refer to the author in the third person and involve voluminious amounts of self-depricating humor. This page ought to grow over time as Wyvern becomes more involved in creating pages.

So will Wyvern.

That fatass.


current articles[edit]

conformity bounce theory

Chaka Khan

past articles[edit]

future/planned articles[edit]

Hagar the Horrible

Occupational Hazard

Testicles (philosopher)


Important ones[edit]

Brain.gif This user's IQ is 156.

? This user is anonymous. That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is.
This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

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... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.

page-load of lesser boxes[edit]

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This user can contribute with an advanced understanding of how to speak his mind.
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NO This user doesn't care.

1337 This user is elite.
This user is a Sniper and has his/her rifle pointing at your head.
GOY This user is so Gentile that they cringe every time Jackie Mason shows up.

ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.


This user is an adventurer.

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no nj This user is not a Ninja, with no dominion over everything totally sweet.

Z This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire.

Z2 This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment.

ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
MEH This user redefines lazy.
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
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This user speaks only basic Bullet and must chamber a new round manually after each shot.
This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to [[{{{1}}}]].

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This user is an anti-Texan
And is a suspect of terrorism
(List of other anti-Texans)

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and eats ham and jam and spamalot!

This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.


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This user is one Jolly Rodger.

RENT This space for rent.

Call 1-800-666-6666.


This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.

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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.

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