User:Ptok-Bentoniczny

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Useless Gobshite of the Month Award Useless Gobshite of the Month March 2010


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Welcome to the user page of former Polish Ambassador that had to escape from his embarrassing country, so he swam exactly here.
Nonsensopedia
This user is the former king of Polish Uncyclopedia, named Nonsensopedia. You could have found him here, but now he is a refugee in Uncyclopedia and his home is HERE

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Ve haff rekorded your viße decision to pürchase der Mutter - Mein Endlosung collectible doll und are überjoyed to be able to inform you dat as a reßült you haff earned der gratitude of der Party.

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Uncyclopedia:Babel
pl-N This user is a native speaker of Polish.
us-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of American English.
se-4 This user speaks Simple English at a near-native level.
enr-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Engrish.
eo-G This user does not speak Esperanto and furthermore believes Esperanto to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Esperanto.
es-0 This user does not understand Español and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
de-E This user only speaks Deutsch because it was a required course in school.
de-G This user does not speak Deutsch and furthermore believes Deutsch to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Deutsch.
17-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek 1337 whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
sa-N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.
pika-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Pikachu.
This user is from wonderful Poland
...and is out to get your teen daughter!
(List all Poles infiltrating Uncyclopedia)
Leagueofbenson.gif This user is a member of the League of Benson, and therefore admits that Benson is better than him.
Orko.gif This user follows the wise teachings of Orko the Great. W.W.O.D.?
UnNews Logo Potato.png This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper.
This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

Dexter.jpg
British Royal Family.jpg This user is a monarch, or a megalomaniac.

Nietzsche187a.jpg This user is humping Friedrich Nietzsche's leg.
Shyny ub.jpg This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
This user is an ageless Immortal or so they like to think.
Asexuality Symbol.svg.png This user identifies as asexual as it sounds better than 'virgin'.
3hearts.png This user wishes he or she had a girlfriend, will you go out with him/her? I wouldn't.
LV-2 This user considers him/herself an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.
MMORPG This user believes MMORPGs are a waste of time and/or money. Furthermore to this fact s/he demands the deletion of all MMORPGs and their players!
Militant atheist.jpg This user is a militant atheist.

Eaclogo.jpg This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy.

"We're after your children and pets."
Angrygod.gif This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
Flying Spaghetti Monster This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.
£££ This user is a libertarian, so he or she thinks that Oriana Fallaci was sexier than Rosa Luxemburg.

My sandbox

In addition to about of 230 articles on Polish Nonsensopedia, I contributed those articles on THIS Uncyclopedia:

  1. Gridiron football
  2. Mark Robinson (cricketer)
  3. UnNews:Bangladesh blames economists: Dolar was not strong enough for Zimbabwe!
  4. Kingdom of the Two Sicilies
  5. UnNews:Riots in Poland: We want promised miracles!
  6. UnNews:Seventeen baseball players arrested in Poland; Cubans are shocked
  7. HowTo:Be a Good Catholic
  8. UnNews:USA successfully invades Poland
  9. UnNews:Gary Kirsten introduces sex as new training technique for Indian cricket team
  10. Michael Holding
  11. Robert Mugabe's Cricket Almanac
  12. Polish language
  13. UnNews:2009 why didn't anyone think of that before award, awarded‎
  14. Check If You Are The Polackophob!
  15. UnNews:Arbeit hat nicht frei gemacht
  16. Why?:It's worth learning Bahasa Indonesia
  17. TurboDymoMan
  18. Ski jumping
  19. UnNews:Volcanic mess in Europe is all Obama's fault