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Useless Gobshite of the Month Award Useless Gobshite of the Month March 2010

Welcome to the user page of former Polish Ambassador that had to escape from his embarrassing country, so he swam exactly here.
This user is the former king of Polish Uncyclopedia, named Nonsensopedia. You could have found him here, but now he is a refugee in Uncyclopedia and his home is HERE



pl-N This user is a native speaker of Polish.
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enr-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Engrish.
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sa-N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.
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This user is from wonderful Poland
...and is out to get your teen daughter!
(List all Poles infiltrating Uncyclopedia)
Leagueofbenson.gif This user is a member of the League of Benson, and therefore admits that Benson is better than him.
Orko.gif This user follows the wise teachings of Orko the Great. W.W.O.D.?
UnNews Logo Potato.png This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper.
This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

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Nietzsche187a.jpg This user is humping Friedrich Nietzsche's leg.
Shyny ub.jpg This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
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LV-2 This user considers him/herself an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.
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Militant atheist.jpg This user is a militant atheist.

Eaclogo.jpg This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy.

"We're after your children and pets."
Angrygod.gif This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
Flying Spaghetti Monster This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.
£££ This user is a libertarian, so he or she thinks you better have been aborted, fundie!

My sandbox

In addition to about of 230 articles on Polish Nonsensopedia, I contributed those articles on THIS Uncyclopedia:

  1. Gridiron football
  2. Mark Robinson (cricketer)
  3. UnNews:Bangladesh blames economists: Dolar was not strong enough for Zimbabwe!
  4. Kingdom of the Two Sicilies
  5. UnNews:Riots in Poland: We want promised miracles!
  6. UnNews:Seventeen baseball players arrested in Poland; Cubans are shocked
  7. HowTo:Be a Good Catholic
  8. UnNews:USA successfully invades Poland
  9. UnNews:Gary Kirsten introduces sex as new training technique for Indian cricket team
  10. Michael Holding
  11. Robert Mugabe's Cricket Almanac
  12. Polish language
  13. UnNews:2009 why didn't anyone think of that before award, awarded‎
  14. Check If You Are The Polackophob!
  15. UnNews:Arbeit hat nicht frei gemacht
  16. Why?:It's worth learning Bahasa Indonesia
  17. TurboDymoMan
  18. Ski jumping
  19. UnNews:Volcanic mess in Europe is all Obama's fault