User:QUILz

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Wow. nuclear reactor
All hail Chairman Jimbo! Leader of the cake Revolution!

“Know your QUILz.”

~ Sun-Tzu on QUILz

"bulbous violet nuclear reactor!!!"

~ Jerry Fallwell on QUILz

“These are the times that try men's QUILzs.”

~ Thomas Paine on QUILz

“No way.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on is QUILz a computer?

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Basic User Info[edit]

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Name: QUILz
Location: England, UK
Gender: Male


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UBX This user opposes other users screwing with his/her userboxes.
JoW This user is a suspected sockpuppet of Jimbo on Wales, but hasn't been blocked indefinitely because we are not so-called-experts.
This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.


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Fox This user is a furry. And damn well proud of it, too.
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This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.
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n00b This user is a n00b.
NO This user doesn't care.
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This user is a geek.
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... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
IP This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.


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This user has been blocked
1 time.
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This user believes everything they read.

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Tux-thinkpad.png This user spends more time with a penguin than with a window.

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This user is so pirate, they stole religious doctrine.

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Color This user likes random colored userboxes.
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MEH This user redefines lazy.
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en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
uk-0 This user does not understand Correct English and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
fr-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Français.
ja-0 This user does not understand Japanese and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
fur-X This user only speaks Furry enough to seduce native Furry speakers.
do-X This user only speaks Dolphin enough to seduce native Dolphin speakers.
ht-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of HTML.
css-F This user got an F in CSS and likes their native language better (if they have one).
MW-F This user got an F in MediaWiki and likes their native language better (if they have one).
java-G This user does not speak Java and furthermore believes Java to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Java.
perl-0 This user does not understand Perl and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
php-G This user does not speak PHP and furthermore believes PHP to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of PHP.
mor-0 This user does not understand -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
pika-X This user only speaks Pikachu enough to seduce native Pikachu speakers.
vl-G This user does not speak Valley girl and furthermore believes Valley girl to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Valley girl.
se-F This user got an F in Simple English and likes their native language better (if they have one).
rh-F This user got an F in Random Humour and likes their native language better (if they have one).
sa-4 This user speaks Sarcasm at a near-native level.
17-G This user does not speak 1337 and furthermore believes 1337 to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of 1337.
cpp-0 This user does not understand C++ and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
ns-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Newspeak.
lz-E This user only speaks Lesbian because it was a required course in school.
enl-X This user only speaks English, but Louder enough to seduce native English, but Louder speakers.
pe-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Plain English.
re-L Thith uther thpeakth Recondite English with a really thexy lithp.
ru-P This f****r speaks Русский heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
sc-E This user only speaks Scrabble because it was a required course in school.
sl-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of sign language.
us-0 This user does not understand American English and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
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enr-X This user only speaks Engrish enough to seduce native Engrish speakers.


QUILz's alter ego[edit]

Basic User Info[edit]


Who's Afwaid of a Widdle Apokowips?
When death stalks the night, remember, it's all your fault

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For those obsessed with the so-called experts, QUILz also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

Name: QUILz
Location: England, UK
Gender: Female

Stuff that has naught to do with you[edit]

Subpages / Other Pages[edit]

History[edit]

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Likes and Dislikes[edit]

Likes[edit]

The things QUILzy likes

    

Dislikes[edit]

The things QUILzy hates
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You | Your mom | Linux | Jimbo Wales | Wookieepedia | Microsoft

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  • just
  • to
  • piss
  • off.

Fourtune Cookie[edit]

Words of Wisdom and Advice[edit]

“A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial.”

...now available in a fun, easy-to-use portable edition!

From their great moronic ruler[edit]

“I want it to be said that the Bush administration was a results-oriented administration, because I believe the results of focusing our attention and energy on teaching children to read and having an education system that's responsive to the child and to the parents, as opposed to mired in a system that refuses to change, will make America what we want it to be—a literate country and a hopefuller country”

~ George W. Bush on education

“I want it to be said that the Bush administration was a results-oriented administration, because I believe the results of focusing our attention and energy on teaching children to read and having an education system that's responsive to the child and to the parents, as opposed to mired in a system that refuses to change, will make America what we want it to be—a literate country and a hopefuller country”

~ George W. Bush on education

“I want it to be said that the Bush administration was a results-oriented administration, because I believe the results of focusing our attention and energy on teaching children to read and having an education system that's responsive to the child and to the parents, as opposed to mired in a system that refuses to change, will make America what we want it to be—a literate country and a hopefuller country”

~ George W. Bush on education


Nobody Cares[edit]


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Elmo kills one of Oscar's bitches, but nobody cares.

Games[edit]

Coin Clone Experiment VS[edit]

Rules for Coin Clone Experiment VS[edit]

  • 75% or 100% heads: 1 win (+1 to total score)
  • 75% or 100% tails: 1 loss (-1 to total score)
  • 50-50: xyzzy (do nothing with total score)
  • Any coins landing on their side: ∞ wins. (instant win; ignore all other rounds)

Round 1[edit]

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Round 2[edit]

Me You
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Round 3[edit]

Me You
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See also[edit]

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Profit![edit]

 

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