User:Qviri

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Qviri is Jarek. Sometimes.

Jarek currently serves as Poland's and Polada's

• el Presidente
• Evil Dictator
• The Ultimate Ruler of Life, the Universe, and Everything

He enjoys long walks on a beach, as long as the water isn't fucking cold. In his free time, Jarek can be found listening to Radio Maryja Hard Rock.

He is reported to be a descendant of Andrzej Lepper, or, alternatively, Teddy Rydzyk.

Despite his strange behaviour at times, he manages to lead a decently normal life as an entertainer. His reputation for wearing oversized novelty hats, while blown out of proportion, has been actually rumoured to be argh.

Although technically in engineering, most predict he will end up majoring in sexual physics.

[edit] See also

• User:24.150.48.49, who wants to be cooler than Jarek and even Chuck Norris, but clearly never will be.