User:RAHB

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http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/8/87/GUN.png Grand Cocksuckingmotherfucker of the Order

This user has an unhealthy obsession with Frank Zappa. You can make futile attempts to cure this user by suggesting various therapies and focus groups.

This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.

This user is proud to have been the Adopter of The UnIdiot.

This user has adopted Ironfist.

This user has adopted Liz muffin.

This user has adopted Velosi-T.

This user has adopted SillyGuy.

This user has adopted GopherKiller.

This user has adopted Duy Huu Nguyen.

This user has adopted Bassguy.

This user has adopted Mhaille.

This user is in a Rock Band, because they do not believe in getting a real job.

This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.

This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.

This user plays drums, and usually hangs around with musicians.

This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she gives a damn & so should you.

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This user can be found on the Uncyclopedia Frappr Map.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

RAHB is an UnTunes contributor. Hearing protection should always be worn within fifty yards of them.

This user is part of The Proofreading Service.

This user is pilfering ye booty!

This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 2 years, 8 months and 24 days.

I've Written Some Articles. Take A Look.

• Surgeon General's Warning
• UnTunes:Folk Guitarist's Lament
• That time I was nearly raped by an IP during my sojourn in the talk page of Category:My sojourn
• UnBooks:So Your Wife Wants To Become A Minister (And Other Solutions To Your Daily Problems) (Featured) 14/2
• HowTo:Rob A Bank With Your Penis (w/Led and Dr. S) (Featured) 12/1 (TOP 6 of 2008!)
• 11-Wide (Quasi-Featured) 12/2
• Observational Comedy (Featured) 18/0
• UnBooks:One Hundred and Seventy Three Haikus About Stuff; Mostly Office Supplies (Annotated And Abridged) (Featured) 11/0
• Consolation Prize (w/Thinker) (Featured) 12/0
• UnLegends:The Land Where The Sun Shines Not (Featured) 13/0
• List of people you do not want to come face to face with in a narrow hallway (Featured) 17/1
• UnBooks:James Brown's Chicken Soup for the Soul (w/Thinker) (Featured) 17/3
• UnTunes:You're Not Thinkerer! (w/Masterd)
• Why?:Remove Your Penis (Featured) 15/0
• UnTunes:The Hippie Song
• Is This Some Kind of Fucking Joke?! (Featured) 24/0 (TOP 8 of 2007!)

I've Written Some UnNews. Take A Look At These Too.

• Local UnNews:Town to adopt allegedly more efficient "door-to-door" news delivery method
• UnNews:Jim Carrey to star in Liar Liar 10 Year Anniversary Edition (lead) (Featured) 17/3
• UnNews:Governments of the world declare "All You Need Is Love" (lead)
• UnNews:Fashion police tell Austin woman "girlfriend, that outfit has GOT to go!" (w/Thinker)
• UnNews:Nazi impostor apprehended in Israel (third lead)
• UnNews:Local men secure enough in masculinity to fuck other men (w/Thinker) (second lead) (Featured) 19.5/0
• UnNews:Toddler snatched by Oakland Raiders (lead)
• UnNews:Members of notorious Midget Gang detained in Malaysia
• UnNews:Coca Cola outraged by WikiHow's instructional articles
• UnNews:Spartans flood box office; won't leave (lead)
• UnNews:Nation in panic as meteorologists predict end of World
• UnNews:Daycare center gives children heroin (second lead)

Some People Choose To Spend Their Time Writing About Me.

• You should talk about penises - A letter to RAHB - Lol, he said penis.
• User:Hyperbole/UnScripts:DragonBall Z, Episode 2 - With RAHB, as the Walking Penis.
• HowTo:Become RAHB - Utter Awesome.
• The Powers That Be - An entry in here somewhere.

I've Written Some Shitty Stuff. Don't Take A Look, If You Can Help It.

• UnPoetia:The Great HowTo
• HowTo:Get To Sesame Street
• Monitor
• UnNews:White dwarf explodes in triumphant science experiment
• Plus some other really crappy stuff that was deleted/reverted/rewritten/merged/burninated/fricassee'd/terminated

I've Done Some Audios. Meh.

The world famous RAHB Studios. Located in scenic Shithole, California.

Article Narrations

• Awkward Conversation (Featured Article!!)
• Deaf
• Serious: Part One - Part Two
• Star Wars (Japanese Opera): Act One - Act Two - Act Three (Featured Article!!) (TOP ONE OF 2008!!!)
• UnLegends:The Land Where The Sun Shines Not (Featured Article!!)
• Break Up Letter (Featured Article!!)
• I don't appreciate your attitude towards my potato chip situation (Featured Article!!)
• Grandpa's Stories (Featured Article!!)
• The Great HowTo

UnNews

• UnNews:Town council takes 'steps' to tackle crime: Part One - Part Two
• UnNews:NONSENSE WATERMELON CATASTROPHE
• UnNews:5th period Chemistry sub is a total bitch (Featured Article!!)
• UnNews:God responds to lawsuit
• UnNews:The White House discovered to be off-white (Featured Article!!)
• UnNews:Fashion police tell Austin woman "girlfriend, that outfit has GOT to go!"
• UnNews:Topeka, Kansas is proclaimed Whaling Capitol of the USA (Featured Article!!)
• UnNews:Nazi impostor apprehended in Israel
• UnNews:Giuliani supports Barack Obama for President
• UnNews:Local men secure enough in masculinity to fuck other men (Featured Article!!)
• UnNews:High court orders woman to get a sense of humor
• UnNews:Rain falls on United Kingdom (Featured Article!!)
• UnNews:Terrorist cells found organizing in President's colon
• UnNews:Toddler snatched by Oakland Raiders
• UnNews:Man sits at home playing Warcraft III, gets all the hot women
• UnNews:Osama bin Laden teams with Universal Studios for Terror Stunt Spectacular!
• UnNews:Nation in panic as meteorologists predict end of World

UnTunes

• Folk Guitarist's Lament
• You're Not Thinkerer!
• The Hippie Song

Other Uncyc Stuff

• Co-Created Uncyclopedia:Fantastic Jokes and Other Reverted Humor (w/Boomer)
• Co-Created Uncyclopedia:Nomination of the Month (w/Dr. Skullthumper)
• Template:Zappa Fan
• Template:Rock Band
• Organized the 2008 Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball and judged Best Bad Taste Article
• Judged Best Noob Article in the March/April 2009 PLS

I'd Like To Show You Some Other Things

Other Stuff I Done

• Thinker and Mhaille and Me Haz A Blog.
• My Soundclick Music Profile.
• Last.fm music.
• My Myspace Music Profile. I Likez Makey Teh Music.
• YouTube.
• Me on Myspace.
• Me on Facebook.
• Me on Last.fm
• Me on Illogicopedia.
• Me on Wikia.
• Me on Wikipedia.

Other Stuff I Like To Link To

• Countdown To Your Doom.
• My life philosophy, elegantly stated by Isra, long before I ever developed it.
• R.I.P. Duke Nukem. It was a fun ride. Thanks for everything.