User:RAHB/Talk Archive 3

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Talk Archive 1 (2/28/07 - 7/6/07)
Talk Archive 2 (7/6/07 - 9/8/07)
Talk Archive 3 (9/8/07 - 12/8/07)
Talk Archive 4 (12/8/07 - 5/18/08)
Talk Archive 5 (5/18/08 - 7/12/08)
Talk Archive 6 (7/12/08 - 8/20/08)
Talk Archive 7 (8/20/08 - 12/3/08)
Talk Archive 8 (12/3/08 - 2/19/09)
Talk Archive 9 (2/19/09 - 5/25/09)
Talk Archive 10 (5/25/09 - 10/26/09)
Talk Archive 11 (10/26/09 - 12/9/09)
Talk Archive 12 (12/9/09 - 4/25/10)


Thanks for your inputs; I'll spend some time on the article as you said. Chow! SillyGuy 06:03, 9 September 2007 (UTC)

Understood, Sir. I have added your page to my watchlist. SillyGuy 07:23, 9 September 2007 (UTC)
You learn quickly young padawan. Continue to progress in this manner, and your stay here shall be long and prosperous. -RAHB 07:24, 9 September 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the review

I'm seriously sorry that you had to read that section on star warts. Two users added to my page, one of whom I rv'd, and I didn't notice the other. Does that removal make my score go up at all? Again, I'm really, really sorry you had to read that. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:10, Sep 10, 2007

Well that's a relief. I didn't think you would have written it, but I checked the history, and anyways. Yeah, that makes the humor score go up from 6 to 7, effectively changing the final score from 35 to 36. Though I particularly dislike the pee review table, because I'll rate things how I want them rated, then the final score comes out fucked. For example, I would actually give the overall closer to a 40, but the individual ones are more important to address. -RAHB 00:28, 10 September 2007 (UTC)
Cool, thanks for your help, RAHB. Oh, and I should probably mention that I am your father. No, wait, that was someone else... Thanks again! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:20, Sep 10, 2007
Hey, no problem man. Props again for tackling the menace that is that article. -RAHB 01:23, 10 September 2007 (UTC)

The (Late) WotM Thankering

Mr. RAHB. My esteemed colleague, friend and editor. I have won the big award, by the support of your vote. I appreciate this support. It makes me happy inside, like the heterosexual caress of a good friend's.. vote. Good stuff, thanks again dude. --THINKER 00:25, 10 September 2007 (UTC)

Ah, the feeling of a good vote. Warms my insides it do. -RAHB 00:43, 10 September 2007 (UTC)

Heaps of praise

JustAWall.JPG The Led Balloon has awarded you a nice, sturdy Wall, and hopes it well help you to hold up your ceiling very soon.
That's what these things do, ya know. They hold up the ceiling.

Thanks very much for voting, RAHB! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:18, Sep 10, 2007


Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:52, 12 September 2007 (UTC)

Thank yeh, kindleh nah!

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:38, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

Adopt Me

Just wondering if you would be looking for another adoptee. im not very good and need some help --The preceding unsigned comment was added by GopherKiller (talk • contribs)

Just so you know RAHB, that there is another person from my town. Just telling you what exactly you're getting into. ;-) P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:27, Sep 15, 2007
Heh, well you never know. He could be another UnIdiot. -RAHB 05:09, 15 September 2007 (UTC)
Haha --- UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 13:52, 15 September 2007 (UTC)

And now, a Public Service Announcement

Throws and Downs.jpg Thekillerfroggy and Doctor Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Skullthumper would like for donating to the Throws and Downs Club of America. So keep your pillows held up in your room, lock your liquor cabinet, and alert the local authorities of possible pillboxes. Only you can prevent pillow fighting!


thanks again! --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 03:39, 14 September 2007 (UTC)

Thank You


Please accept this offer for supporting HowTo:Deceive people on eBay on VFH

--Sir Manforman CUN.png 11:34, 14 September 2007 (UTC)

Need Help

Thanks again RAHB! With the help of The UnIdiot and The LedBallon I got my IRC working so I am on there alot now. I finished Caddyshack conspiracy and put it on pee review. If you would look it over that would be great. Also I need some help with a sig.Thanks--GopherKiller 15:21, 15 September 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for your vote! Have a whale!

Kansasty.jpg The UnIdiot would like to award you with a authentic Kansas whale! Because apparently Kansas has oceans now! Treasure it always! Only 789,729 more left! Tell your friends!

Thanks for voting on Kansas whaling!

You, sir, are a hero!

...For voting on my page. Here, have a template.

Volcano.jpg The Led Balloon thanks you for voting on Volcano, and hopes that you now know better than to try and reason with geology.
Friggin' geology...

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:27, Sep 16


Say, that's an.....interesting new userpage you got there, RAHB, but, just so you know, it's been done. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 15:31, Sep 16

I know. But that one was vandalism. This one is LEGIT! -RAHB 18:48, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, and if you have a mouse wheel that you can click down to scroll with, you can scroll really really fast and it doesn't look like the words are moving, it's pretty cool. Yeah.... P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:50, Sep 16
I KNOW! IT'S AWESOME! -RAHB 18:51, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

New Article

Well I wrote a new UnNews article and I need a review so if you get a chance can you check it out GopherKiller Questions? Comments?Icons-flag-us.png 01:36, 20 September 2007 (UTC)

Adopt me!

Please adopt me!Duy Huu Nguyen 22:23, 22 September 2007 (UTC)


Bomb shelter.gif You are presented with one (1) bomb shelter for voting
for DOHS Anti-Terrorism Regulations.
In the event of a terrorist attack, simply place your bomb
in this handy (and stylish!) container to protect it from harm.

enjoy! --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 01:24, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

Thankies McThanksALot

Nuke the whales2.jpeg The Led Balloon thanks you for nuking the whales, and hopes that you will nuke the whales again with him sometime very soon.
Remember: Fuck the hippies, nuke those whales!

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:23, Sep 27

First unnews audio

Hey. I just finished my first UnNews audio! I was wondering if you could check it out for me and tell me what you think [1] - UnNews:Bro-on-bro taser violence reaches all-time high. I know I have to practice speaking a bit clearer and more concise, but for a first audio I think it's pretty good. Plus I recorded the UnNews them on my bass! --- UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 22:10, 27 September 2007 (UTC)

Fantastic! Granted the mic is picking up a lot of "p" and "b" noises and such, but that can be fixed easily. Good voice for unnews, and the bass intro was great. Keep doing that. I'd say you've got a good uncyc career in audios ahead of you based on that one. Which is good, because we need a lot of help in that area. -RAHB 22:37, 27 September 2007 (UTC)
Ya how am I supposed to eliminate those clicky pop noise when I say P and B. I'm getting a windscreen from my band which may help a bit, but I assume their is a way to fix it in audacity? --- UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 23:58, 27 September 2007 (UTC)


Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:29, 27 September 2007 (UTC)


Nerd virus.jpg Necropaxx awards you your certificate of quitting!
PS: Thanks for learning HowTo:Stop Being a Nerd on VFH.

Necropaxx (T) {~} 02:05, 1 October 2007 (UTC)


Red Ninjastar.png Thank you for supporting me for
dictatorship at the VFS. Now my
diabolical scheme for domination
can commence. You Are A True

~ Premier Tom Mayfair



I noticed user:Conniving tagged UnNews:5th period Chemistry sub is a total bitch on your behalf, or am I confused? In either case, are you going to produce this audio? Thanks for your anticipated instantaneous reply. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 11:19, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

Shit, yeah it was me who tagged it actually, I'd forgotten to log on at the time. Some family issues came up and I won't be able to do it unfortunately. Thanks for bringing it to my attention, I'll go remove the tag. Cheers! -RAHB 16:52, 1 October 2007 (UTC)
No problem, this is part of my evil admin duties. If I don't get to it first, consider doing it or any other old and unUnaudio'd story yoou think deserves UnAudio-fication. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 16:53, 2 October 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the NotM vote!

Crotchgun.jpg Pfft, only a n00b would try this! Remember, you voted for me because I did this better than any other n00b on the site! Please accept this poorly made template! No, its all we have! GO AWAY!

Thanks for voting for The UnIdiot!

Thwanks! - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 21:19, Oct 1


Controlroom.jpg The UnIdiot would like thank you for voting him as Article Narrator of the Month. Don't let him get too cocky though! You don't want him to start singing... Yes I know my templates suck, but they're better than ljlego's stupid generic ones!

Thanks for voting! Drive safe!

Thank you! - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 21:36, Oct 1

Um, Sir how do I edit grueslayer?

Duy Huu Nguyen 09:57, 2 October 2007 (UTC)

Tanks 4 teh votes

Readingisfun.jpg The UnIdiot wood like u 2 no thay reeding hells you improd u're readding nd wrting! Weeding is fund!

Thanks for voting on UnNews:Studies show people who read are better at reading

Thank you for the vote! - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 01:18, Oct 3

UnNews:5th period Chemistry sub is a total bitch

You gave this story a sense of the surreal. Nice evil touch. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 12:25, 3 October 2007 (UTC)

Evil is my middle name. Actually, it's Stuart, but that's a simple technicality. -RAHB 22:43, 3 October 2007 (UTC)

A Thanks, to You

Thanks for voting for right arrow to be featured, RAHB! You really do deserve this crappy template! -- Sir FS Doovad Read You got somethin to say? 21:29, 5 October 2007 (UTC)

And thank you, for rewriting it from its previous mediocre state that I had looming on my shoulders. -RAHB 22:54, 5 October 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote

Thank you for voting on my first article! Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 03:08, 6 October 2007 (UTC)

Thank you

Thanks for believing in this article.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:39, 8 October 2007 (UTC)

Finally, destiny is fulfilled. -RAHB 22:48, 8 October 2007 (UTC)
Perhaps, though the prophecy is far from complete. Guilt from my removal of Local men et al from VFH will lead me to nominate it a third time. This time, it will make it, I guarantee it. Three is the magic number.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:56, 8 October 2007 (UTC)
Don't feel guilty. But hey, if you want, go ahead and nom it. heh -RAHB 23:22, 8 October 2007 (UTC)

Pee Review

Hey RAHB! Just need you to do a quick pee review when you get a chance. The first review seemed strange to me because of some good opinions on the IRC. I want to know what you think. Link--GopherKiller Questions? Comments?Icons-flag-us.png 23:24, 8 October 2007 (UTC)

Much obliged

I never whored to you? Of course I never whored to you! I knew you were a man of dignity and discretion, who would feel cheapened by such things, and would have the taste to vote for without such cheapness. (Although I messed up a bit there not spotting THINKER as such...!) Also, you were on the list but I ran out of time and then forgot. Glad you voted the right way anyway, here, have a template:

Thx list.jpg

The list to the left contains all the thanks you could ever need.
It also contains the names of all those who voted for Under User's article shopping list.

And it contains 94 other items. Perhaps you'd like to spot them if your sudoku was too easy today?

Consider this some sort of post-vote whoring or something. Oh I don't know, make it up!

And thanks, in case you hadn't guessed. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 15:52, 11 October 2007 (UTC)

Thank you kind sir. I'll throw this into my pile of other shopping lists I never got around to fully deciphering. Or I could always put it on my LIST of lists. Hmmm...-RAHB 18:26, 11 October 2007 (UTC)


Thanks for voting, even though you AREN'T THINKERER!!!!! --THE 12:43, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

That pisser rocked

Newcookie.gif Boomer has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

For making that sexy image. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 19:42, 15 October 2007 (UTC)

And thank you! -RAHB 02:20, 16 October 2007 (UTC)


Osama.jpg The Led Balloon thanks you for voting on that UnNews... the one about that guy... Oh, what's his name again?
Ah well, it's not important. Thanks for voting!

Thanks for that review, convinced me to nom it. In fact, have this, too:

GoldenShower.jpg Rejoice, RAHB! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award
For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

Thanks again! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:19, Oct 17

You're welcome. I did it for you, not for that has been Bin Laden. =P -RAHB 22:20, 17 October 2007 (UTC)

Vote for Head Removal!

Dear Sir/Madam/Fungus,

The article by EugeneKay, HowTo:Cut Your Own Head Off With a Circular Saw, has been nominated on VFH. Please take action and vote with a friendly For. Thank you for your time.

(Vote against and you will have your head cut off)

    EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   15:48, 18 October 2007 (UTC)  

Thank you

Busta.png Thank you for helping me get my first ever featured article!--Dr. Fenwick 07:22, 20 October 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the adoption offer

Sure RAHB, I'd be happy for you to adopt me and learn me stuff. You've already started in a sense, so why not? Thanks for the offer. The truck full of Cheetos is on its way. Bassguy 01:16, 28 October 2007 (UTC)

You made the right choice...

Thanks for voting for me! Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 21:13, 1 November 2007 (UTC)

Excellent voting

Thank you!
For voting for Books never written!
Cainad thinks you deserve no less than a beige, green-bordered thank-you note for your support.
So that is what you get.

Seriously though, thanks. Leaving the article un-featured as a gimmick seemed... silly.

--The Acceptable Thinking cap small.png Cainad Sacred Chao.png (Fnord) 02:30, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

Thanks RAHB!

Enjoy the drunk olympics, and stick around! The "Black coffee and ice pack Olympics" is the very next morning! --THE 00:55, 28 November 2007 (UTC)


Dali Glass Trophy.jpg The Non-Official User Page of the Month Award

Presented By His
Holiness The
Dali Llama

November 2007

Premier Tom Mayfair

CUNTHOLE! :D --THINKER 04:51, 1 December 2007 (UTC)
HAHAHA! -RAHB 06:35, 1 December 2007 (UTC)

Coo, ta!

250 Ta ever so!

Under User's image factory thanks you for recognising their contribution to Uncyclopedia's potatochopping community. Pay peanuts, get... Under User's image factory!

Cheers for the nom RAHB. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 18:17, 1 December 2007 (UTC)

Unicorns-slash-rainbows and happiness

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Hey RAHB, I'm glad you decided to read it!

  Le Cejak <-> (Dec 8 / 15:37)