User:RAHB/Talk Archive 4

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Have a not-shitty Christmas!

WinterBreakCalendar.PNG Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...

Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:22, Dec 17

Bloody Pagans

Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous

Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

Premier Tom Mayfair

STUFF THIS DOWN YOUR STOCKING!!!11!!!!!!!!111111111111111111!!!111112!!shiftoneshiftone!!!!!111111111

Nuclearxmaspudding.jpg Yo you, yes you, I'm talking about you! It's that time of year again. Yep, time to spend hundreds of dollars on loved ones, dress up your house and raise your hydro bill and, most of all, time to fill each other's talk pages with templates that took us 2 minutes to make. SO STUFF THIS DOWN YOUR STOCKING!!!! and have a happy holidays!
...or a Chappy Chanukkah, Kwanzaa, Boxing Day, Tet, Ramadan, Festivus, or whatever you so decide to celebrate in order to get more gifts.

Enjoy! Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png

For your archive :P

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It's that time of the year again.

Merry Christmas. Here's a template.

Hey, it's the thought that counts.




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17/12/2007 @ 22:05

Been bad? Been really bad?

Keep the "X" in

Santa checks his list to see who's been naughty and who's been nice.

And naughty always makes out better at X-mas

Dame PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:34, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Christmas soon!

Uncyclopedian wishes you have a merry Christmas and a happy New Year's!

Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Merry somthing or other

--Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS NO!! 08:08, 23 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas. ~ Mitch

-- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 13:17, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Xmas!

~ Merry Xmas RAHB/Talk Archive 4! ~

--YeOldeLuke 08:00, 26 December 2007 (UTC)


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Help out a noob in need?

You and Thinker wrote that page about Chicken Soup for the soul, right? Well, there's this noob down in the help forums who's working on a similar article, maybe you could help him out? I asked thinker, but he didn't respond.... Cheers, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:33, Jan 1

Man. I would love to help you out man. But I am very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very veru =very veyr veryver very very very very evry every very every very evry very very very very very veyr drunk man. COITUS!!!!!!!! -RAHB 11:24, 1 January 2008 (UTC) 12
Happy National Hangover Day! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:35, Jan 1
God dammit! I'm gonna be celebrating this all day! =( -RAHB 17:42, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

Just wondering

While I agree that I don't deserve WotM for writing just one article (and tidying up a previously written one), I'd just like to ask what part of my writing you've found to be "low quality". I'm not being defensive or anything, but I just would like to know for my own benefit. Thanks. (PS Thanks for voting for Innovations in Comedy a few months ago. WINK) -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 17:43, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

Ah, well maybe not so much very low in quality as much as slightly undeserving in some cases. I really went off there for a while on that award page, which is something I shouldn't have done, but I think I was more or less trying to prove a point (one which escapes me right now) to Ggarfield. Your latest feature, the one with the really long name, I didn't necessarily find to be of low quality in its own right, just maybe less good than lots of your stuff that I have found great on the site. So in reality, I don't think anything you've been writing is of low quality, just some of it here and there (and maybe more recently) hasn't been the highest possible quality. Which can naturally be expected of anybody who is a human being of course, not every work by every person can be 200% spectacular. Here and there, there have been articles in general where I've said "that certainly does not deserve feature," but now that I think of it, I don't think I've ever really said that with you. So I do believe I myself definitely went a bit far there, although I know you're hardly the type of guy who would take much offense to it, but sorry for any contention, misconception, or contraception whatever else has an "ention" on the end of it.
On a lighter note, I did find Innovations to be pretty good. Hence I voted for it. Hence it got featured. Pretty quickly in fact, if I remember right. Anyways, there's no point in me carrying out this highly repetitive comment for any longer, just know that I have nothing against you, or the general scope of your writing. Cheers! -RAHB 20:31, 3 January 2008 (UTC)
Alright, neato. Just wondering. Peace out homey. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 20:39, 3 January 2008 (UTC)
Indeed. And in true ironic fashion, I just read your chips article and laughed the ever-loving ass off of myself. Good day to you sir. -RAHB 20:42, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

Breakings Ups

I gave Eugene a bunch of Ninjastars, so I thought I'd drop by and publicly thank you for your work on that article, thing. Do you get a bunch of ninjastars though? NO! Why?

Because you know what I think about you as an Uncyclopedian, a humorist and a person. Something templates just don't do justice. --THINKER 06:56, 10 January 2008 (UTC)

A noble "Get Out Da Vote!" campaign

Hello there, <insert name here>! According to our research, you voted for this on VFH. Thanks again for your vote! Well, turns out it's up for Top 10 of 2007! And if you liked it then, you like it now, right? Please consider donating a small portion of your 10 votes on making a starving child happy again! Thanks! -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 00:16, 16 January 2008 (UTC)


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Thanks for voting my tits to the front page. -Zana Dark

Thanks for Voting

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Have Fun! Remember, avoid those rednecks at all costs. They want your legs.--GopherKiller Questions? Comments?Icons-flag-us.png 14:45, 20 January 2008 (UTC)

Watson! Come Quick!

I need you (to click here)! I don't think it's really long enough, but I don't know what else to say. HALP! --THINKER 21:26, 23 January 2008 (UTC)

Added more, plus image. --THINKER 19:38, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
Now your getting it. I liked it to begin with, but it seems more complete now. And keeping with the theme of giving somebody serious and reasonable argument followed by a "you wouldn't understand" type comment is a nice overall tone for it. I think it's ready as is, but it could probably still be heavily improved upon. -RAHB 20:34, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
More heavy improvements?! Jesus, you crack that whip hard white man.. I'll see what I can do. :) --THINKER 20:46, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
Faster! Faster! I said I want this to be a SPARKLING tribute to my personage! How can it sparkle if it's made of fucking CONCRETE!....ugh, just tear it down and start over with a precious stone of some kind. -RAHB 20:48, 24 January 2008 (UTC)

Thanks RAHB!


Your vote for Grass in the Mist II has earned you a romantic evening with Gizelda, this year's winner of Africa's "Sexiest blade of grass of the year" award!!! Enjoy yourself, and good luck figuring out how to have sex with a blade of grass!

Weeeeeeeee! --THE 18:18, 25 January 2008 (UTC)

Hall of Shame

Congratulations, you are now officially among the Elite of the internet's largest humor wiki. You could put that on your resume, kid. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:18, 29 January 2008 (UTC)

Woohoo! Finally, something to impress those guys at the law firm I've been trying to get into! -RAHB 01:20, 29 January 2008 (UTC)


Who am I kidding; I've got nothing good to say about you.

Anyway, thanks for the WotY vote, Watson. --THINKER 05:40, 2 February 2008 (UTC)

I love you too Sherlock. -RAHB 06:38, 2 February 2008 (UTC)

Frankly my dear...