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Poo Lit Surprise

I'm sending you this because you are signed up to judge the Poo Lit Surprise. If you no longer want to judge or are incapable of, please tell me as soon as possible. If you're still good to go, here are the instructions:

First, read all of the articles in your specified category. Second, judge them. Judge how you like, as long as it's at least fair and based on merit (one suggestion would be to use the Pee Review format). Post your top 5 articles here. Hit me up on my talk page for questions, comments, or if these rules are not cognizant within you.

Thank you again for your valued participation in the balletic train wreck that is the Poo Lit Surprise! ~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:28, 15 July 2008 (UTC)

Because you helped me... get a cookie! Thanks for the formatting help, RAHB, I needed that.

Damn, that's a lot bigger than the average cookie people give around here. I think people are gonna start doing nice things for you just to get one of those massive cookies....mmmmmm, cooooookiiiieees. -RAHB 02:08, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
muhahahaYay! my evil plan is working perfectly That was an unexpected consequence.... heh. heh....heh...... --Velosi-T 02:22, 17 July 2008 (UTC)

User:Cajek/Polar Express

Hey RAHB, you seem to be on the fast-track to adminhood. You know more about the PLS than I do, and I have some questions about my latest userspace article. Would you be willing to oblige me a few answers?   Le Cejak <5:40, 17 Jul 2008>

Ask away, I'll tell you whatever I can. -RAHB 06:01, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
There's no Polar Express article (as far as I can tell), so maybe it should go in the "mainspace" category. But it's written like a book, so many "alternate" namespace? Is this the kind of stuff that PLS accepts? (P.S., I hope you're doing okay, RAHB!)   Le Cejak <6:29, 17 Jul 2008>
It looks like 100% book to me. I'd put it in the alternate namespaces category. I can't imagine what a mainspace article for it would be like, but so far yours looks like it would fit right in the UnBooks namespace (interesting fact, UnBooks isn't technically a namespace at all, it's just a fake one made up in the mainspace, which you probably already know from your research on wikia numbers and all). So yeah, unless you change the format around, keep it in alternate, but I think I like it just how it is. (P.S. After PLS, can I audio it? I really want to do the jovial black guy and little kids voices. I was reading it like that the whole time.) (P.S.S. Don't worry about me, man. We all have to go through some shit sometime in our lives, better I get mine out of the way now. It's unfortunate, but "a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do..." or something.) -RAHB 06:34, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
Okay, it's in the alternate mainspace category now. And, yes, I was definitely thinking of you to do the audio. That would be really cool! By the way, did you notice I tricked out that car picture all by myself? I hope you enjoyed reading that stupid article, and thanks for the advice! (P.S.S. I think that, as long as you can laugh at your situation, you'll do good. And you? You've got a flexible, ha-ha, type of personality. Please don't become "hardened" by this experience, okay RAHB? You're too fun a guy.)   Le Cejak <6:43, 17 Jul 2008>
Haha, that's pretty good, but only if that light area around the lights is tape. If it isn't, well then, your MS Paint is showing. Either way, I totally didn't notice it was photoshopped. Also, consider the audio put on my to-do list then, right after that one for Burninator. (Parentheses: Don't worry man, if anything, I can come out of it with the knowledge that afterward I can progress and do things the way I want to. Nothing's gonna "harden" me, unless of course we're talking in strictly sexual terms....oooh yeah, looking for cheap houses gets me so turned on. Ahhhh yeeeeeeeah..) -RAHB 06:59, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
It's a TERRIBLE picture, and no, I used the Mac version of MS Paint called Appleworks, which you've probably never heard of. (Yeah, definitely use sexual jokes on whoever is selling their houses. It'll catch 'em off guard!) Okay, I'm goin' to bed!   Le Cejak <7:06, 17 Jul 2008>
Maybe I wasn't looking at it in the right light....I'll try to turn my monitor on its side next time I get the time...which will be never. Oh man, I can see it now: "Hey, this For Sale sign...can I buy special condoms for that at like, the grocery store or something? I'm just wondering, you know, not that I'm for contraception or anything, I just want to minimize the chance of splinters, and stuff....." -RAHB 07:11, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
"For sale? This house would make a TERRIBLE xtra large, splinter flavored condom!"   Le Cejak <12:41, 17 Jul 2008>
"Exactly how many phallic appliances are there inside the house? Uh...more importantly, how large are they?" -RAHB 15:26, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
"Could you point out the places where my dick would fit? It's for my cousin. Nah, I'm kidding, it's for me."   Le Cejak <15:47, 17 Jul 2008>
"What can you tell me about the whole 'indecent exposure' thing around here? Do people, if I'm fucking the water meter in broad daylight? Or do I have to wait 'till night? What if I do it behind the tree in the front yard?" -RAHB 15:52, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
"On an unrelated note, where is the animal shelter? Where, in this neighborhood, are the fuckable animals? Is there any ordinance regarding animal-fucking that I should know about?"   Le Cejak <15:58, 17 Jul 2008>
"You guys do the whole Weekend Animal Fucking thing, right? My old neighborhood did that, before the accident I mean. That's not why I moved out, I loved those animals, you know. But I figured this place would have them too. You guys do have them, right?" -RAHB 16:00, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
"Do you guys have an annual Animal Fucking Festival like they did in my old neighborhood? It wasn't official, but it gave my old neighborhood a certain charm. Do you have anything like that? Maybe a zoo or something? Seriously. You've gotta try it."   Le Cejak <16:04, 17 Jul 2008>
"Oh no, don't worry, it's cool if you guys aren't into that kind of thing, it's fine really. I know it takes some time to adjust to that sort of thing, especially when you're so far away from the anyways, I'll set up the pigpen right over here. I figure after a few weeks I might rally up a few of the locals and try to get a public animal-human crossover kind of park going. Wouldn't that be so awesome?" - We totally need to write My Old Neighborhood. -RAHB 16:09, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
OMG, is there a collaboration section in PLS??   Le Cejak <16:12, 17 Jul 2008>
No =( Collaborations used to be allowed, but they got rid of it this time because the rules for collabs were too complex and nobody ever did them. -RAHB 16:13, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
Well, we don't have to do PLS to do a collab! Maybe we should give it a shot?   Le Cejak <16:46, 17 Jul 2008>
It sure sounds enticing. And we may have just written half of the content already. Or just the basic idea. Whatever. Anyways, we're both working on our PLS stuff, but I am moving later this month. Since I don't know whether I'll have internet or not, I guess I'll have to keep you updated by the day. But if we end up finishing our entries early (I plan on finishing my mainspace one today), I think we could probably go for it right away. If that's good with you. -RAHB 17:01, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
I'm doing my mainspace article right now (inspired by your observational humor one), and I have an essay to write (*gulp*) so maybe this evening? It's good we're both in the same time zone. And the same metaphorical neighborhood. The one with the Fuckable Animals.   Le Cejak <17:10, 17 Jul 2008>
I love inspiring things. If mine can't be good, at least somebody can get an idea out of it. And yeah, this evening sounds pretty good, I don't think I've got anything going on today (if today is, in fact, Thursday, I'm losing track of days). I'll meet you over by the "petting" zoo, at around...well, I'll probably be around most of the night, just look for me I guess. -RAHB 17:23, 17 July 2008 (UTC)


is brilliant. I wish I'd thought of it! Can't wait to see the finished product. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN17:35, 17 Jul

Wow, thanks man. I guarantee the finished product will be a lot nicer. Right now it's just me babbling for the most part, though I've been plotting it out for weeks. Glad you like it. -RAHB 17:38, 17 July 2008 (UTC)

I think you have told me to do this...

“If I don't have it done by Wednesday you can burn me at the stake.”


Well, if you insist.

Witch Burninator.jpg HE'S A WITCH!

You have obviously done something to wound me. I'm probably sitting at home crying right now. I could release my anger in a healthy, intelligent way..... NAH!


This hurts me more than it hurts you.

Not Really....

Honestly, I'm not in a rush, so this isn't a warning or anything. Just doing what you told me to do....maybe next time tell me to do something nice for you. It'll totally end up better for one of us. (Sorry about the 5th degree burns.) The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 21:59, 17 July 2008 (UTC)

Man, I'd totally ask you for a blowjob next time too, but these 5th degree burns have scorched the nerve sensors off of my body. Ow. In other news, I'm sorry it's taken so long, I think I'll be having time tomorrow for it, I do want to make sure it's really good, so you need not worry about quality. But it will get done, thanks for reminding me (and for the shiny template). -RAHB 00:31, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
I do what I'm asked. But honestly, if you're writing stuff for PLS or something, I can wait. It's not a huge rush. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 03:07, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
Oh, not at all. Well, I mean yes at all, I am writing for the PLS, but that has nothing to do with taking up my audio time. Mainly because I usually do audio in the mid-to-late afternoon, and I usually write in the very early-to-early mornings. But I've had some other things going on, as well as obvious laziness and occasional forgetfulness factoring in. Still, I think I can say it'll be done tomorrow. -RAHB 03:11, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
Wow. Very very good sir. It sounds awesome. Thanks for the help. I feel like I should give you something, but I'm sure the earlier template will suffice. But, You Rock. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 06:11, 19 July 2008 (UTC)
Cool cool. I wanted to make it sound like a bathroom, but I couldn't get it to. So then I decided, elevator (which makes it funny because they're somehow on a seven minute elevator ride with no stops). Glad you like it man. -RAHB 06:35, 19 July 2008 (UTC)

I'm BACK!!!

Newcookie.gif Somebody has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Hey RAHB, I'm back! Sorry to scare you, I just took a break for a few days, or weeks. I made some edits on my article I had sex with your wife to add a new section, without taking any of your advice, but I'll get that in later, lol. :) thanks! --Liz muffin 22:24, 17 July 2008 (UTC)

Aw man, not more audio requests

Hey RAHB, I was looking at Riddle and I thought: There's RAHB. Especially since you nominated it, I think! If you're running out of audios, that would be cool. And THEN in AUGUST after PLS, you can do Polar Express! Meh, just throwing some ideas at you. Like rotten tomatoes.

Also, we should eventually write My Old Neighborhood once I get back to normal. This summer was crazy, so as soon as I feel more awake, we can get started. Alright, nice talking to you, RAHB! Hope everything's okay!   Le Cejak <17:05, 19 Jul 2008>

I can give it a shot when I'm a little more back to normal myself. After I get all my PLS entries in, I'm gonna be doing less in the way of contributions that aren't site maintenance until I get more of an idea of what all is gonna be happening with my housing situation. Other than that, I'll definitely be recording Polar Express, Riddle, and redoing the one for Serious eventually as well. And we're definitely writing My Old Neighborhood. I'm thinking something like mid-August for all of these, all depending on things, but I think it's a feasible goal. I'll be sure to keep you updated on everything. Thanks for always giving me things to do, ya crazy. -RAHB 17:20, 19 July 2008 (UTC)


Meesa back now, what a long and boring trip. ~ Mgr.ReadMeSoon!? 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

Where'd you go? -RAHB 23:52, 19 July 2008 (UTC)
Mataguay Scout Camp. That place sucks. ~ Mgr.ReadMeSoon!? 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
What?! NO FUCKING WAY! I used to go there every summer when I was in the Boy Scouts! That place does really suck though, but still. -RAHB 00:14, 20 July 2008 (UTC)
Rahb was in the boy scouts? Jeez. NOW he's gonna teach us about how animal fucking festivals are immoral.   Le Cejak <0:21, 20 Jul 2008>
Oh no man, I was the worst Boy Scout ever. I half-assed everything, somehow still got promoted to Life Scout, was always fucking around or laying around being lazy. Never did any of the physical merit badges, except biking which was really fucking easy. I sucked at Boy Scouting. I was in Boy Scouts when I was a *shudder* Mormon, too. It was Boy Scouts led by the Mormons. That was something. But please, by all means Cajek, fuck the hell out of those animals. The festival wouldn't be the same without the 8 o'clock Cajek-Caribou Showdown! -RAHB 00:24, 20 July 2008 (UTC)
(we have to write that article)   Le Cejak <0:37, 20 Jul 2008>
It is our destiny make babies -RAHB 00:47, 20 July 2008 (UTC)
I was always a fan ofchild development   Le Cejak <0:56, 20 Jul 2008>
I was always a fan of your penis.... -RAHB 02:44, 20 July 2008 (UTC)
Yeah, I am star right now and have been in for 1 and a half years or some crap. The place is a classic, but a run-down peice-of-shit classic just the same. ~ Mgr.ReadMeSoon!? 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
Yeah. Good times there, but not the most sought after place to spend my summer vacation. -RAHB 00:34, 20 July 2008 (UTC)
I'd stick with Emerald Bay on Catalina. ~ Mgr.ReadMeSoon!? 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
Who wouldn't? Seriously. -RAHB 00:47, 20 July 2008 (UTC)

This boy scouts revelation definitely explains a number of things about RAHB's version of heterosexual living. Lets just say that the salute wasn't the only thing involving three fingers. --THINKER 05:01, 20 July 2008 (UTC)

The "merit badges" I "pin on people's chests" aren't exactly orthodox Boy Scout regulation either. -RAHB 02:34, 21 July 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 17th, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 06:06, 20 July 2008 (UTC)

Howto: Inject Rats into your bloodstream

I'm thinking of writing a new article that may even be better than the last. How about Howto: Inject rats into your bloodstream? Help me if you think its worth it =)--Liz muffin 00:25, 21 July 2008 (UTC)

Wow, that sounds like a great one. I love absurd humor like that, if done properly it sounds like it could be pretty good. I say go for it, if you need any help, just ask. -RAHB 00:28, 21 July 2008 (UTC)

Another article to help with

RAHB, you can help with this UnNews if you want. I didn't really make it the funny type, but I think it is a great idea. ~ Mgr.ReadMeSoon!? 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

I may take a look at it. For the time being, I'm mainly just doing site maintenance for the next couple weeks until my whole housing situation clears up. I haven't had much time to write, or gotten much inspiration. -RAHB 04:56, 23 July 2008 (UTC)

Monsieur RAHB

How would you like to become the deputy master of Unnews? Seeing as Zim is not on lately, we need someone to take care of Unnews - mainly with the lead articles update, categories and basically pushing that place back to its former glory. What do you think? ~ 11:25, 23 July 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, sure I'll do it. I guess. Pffft. I guess. -CAJK 11:48, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
Don't mind Cajek. But seriously, fuck yeah I'll do it. The only problem I have right now is that I'm not sure what my schedule is looking like until about the 31st. I'm moving sometime this month, but I should be ready to go again in August. But if you need some help with it right now, I can still offer my services until the time comes for me to move. -RAHB 11:55, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
Thing is, I can't get around to do it at all with the general maintenance. And no other admin is looking after the place currently. I figured since you know Unnews very well you'll do a good job :) ~ 12:19, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
Yeah, I think I'm pretty well versed in the goings on with it. I'd be glad to take on the job. So just clarify for me once more, exactly everything that I need to work on. Categories, Lead Article templates, welcoming to UnNews I suppose if Zim won't be doing that anymore either (I haven't bothered to check just now whether he still does). Anything else I should be looking after? -RAHB 12:30, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
On second thought, I can't. I'm too busy right now. Got a lotta stuff on my plate, like finding a new neighborhood. -CAJK 12:35, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
Cajek, stop trying to confuse Mr. Dillo (and me). Now let the adults talk about their adult things. You can come back later and we'll....ahem..."play" with the animals...if you know what I mean...and I think you do...what I mean is that we're going to have wild animal sex with the animals...and apparently underage sex as well since I just inferred that you were a child in this hypothetical, role-playing-ish situation...and you very well might be because I don't know your actual age...but we'll still get to fuck the animals the new neighborhood....if you know what I mean.... -RAHB 12:43, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
I'd love to write that article with you Cajek, but my house had a rat "problem". You see, they were running up and down "holes" in my "house" all willy-nilly, and now I have to move out. As far as animal fucking goes, it's all good in my book, so long as it has a spine. And none of those marsupials with their "pouches". It's too easy. -CAJK 13:06, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
I hope it all works out for you RAHB, in the meantime I'll be writing 74 articles a day with one hand while I fuck this kangaroo here with the other (marsupials rule man, what are you talking about?). We can write that article and have an animal fucking party and everything. Also, hopefully your new house doesn't have the rat problem. The problem of course being that the rats are not very fuckable. It's a pity. -  ~   RAHB!
I'm too tired to try and figure out who do I need to ban here O_O. Anyway, RAHB, this seems right. Also maybe help pushing forward with the audio section. I wouldn't say Zim is away for good, it's probably just a hiatus. So generally - keep the place clean, update the lead articles on regular basis, maintain categories, help people around. That's it more or less. I'll leave Zim a message so he wouldn't freak out when he sees you sit around in his living room putting your feet on the brand new sofa. ~ 22:01, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
Sounds good. Well I'll certainly be doing that then. Thanks for the consideration and all, I'll just go add a couple pages to my watchlist and all that other such. Cheers. -RAHB 00:41, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
Mordillo, ban RAHB. I MEAN CAJEK!! I mean RAHB. -CAJK 00:43, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
Clearly the one who needs to be banned here is Cajek. BAN!....BAN! BAN! BAN! -R!B


RE the hiding edits thing for PLS... I knew users with oversight could remove edits from the history, but I did not know it was possible to stop changes appearing in RC. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 12:09, Jul 23

I think that's what I heard. From a totally reputable source...I think. I'd ask about it to be sure, I just thought of it on a hunch. -RAHB 12:15, 23 July 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 24th, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 16:43, 24 July 2008 (UTC)


For the vote for n00b of the month! --mrmonkey72 16:23, 27 July 2008 (UTC)

No problem, you've really been earning it lately. Keep up the good work. -RAHB 22:44, 27 July 2008 (UTC)

Let me be the first person you ban.

Since you're gonna be an admin soon, the first thing you should do is ban me for 10 minutes. Serious. Freakazoid and Alice Cooper suck. That should be enough. --Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 02:31, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

You can just call me "The Baninator". -RAHB 02:35, 30 July 2008 (UTC)
Thank you Mr. "The Baninator"! --Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 02:36, 30 July 2008 (UTC)
No problem, Mr. "The Baninated". -RAHB 02:37, 30 July 2008 (UTC)
That name sounds familiar... The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 05:14, 30 July 2008 (UTC)
I can't imagine how... -RAHB 05:35, 30 July 2008 (UTC)
I can banninate the lot of you right now. Just say the word. ~ 07:14, 30 July 2008 (UTC)
The word is "muffin." -RAHB 09:08, 30 July 2008 (UTC)
Muffin? *eek* - [10:19 30 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie
Yes. Muffin. -RAHB 10:22, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

Obama-related conversation on my talkpage

We'll have milk and cookies, afterwards. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:22, 31 July 2008 (UTC)

Rocking, and it's relative merits

Yes, I named her "Evelyn The Modified Dog"... that's how reverend zim_ulator rolls. It's one of my favorite Zappa songs. Evie likes when I sing it to her, but ignores FZ when he's on the stereo. She also likes another song I made up called "(I have a) Cookie for the puppy, fuck the kitties!", soon to be release as an UnTune. My new PC fixin's are on their way, and I'm hoping to have a decent studio again. As it it, I can't even listen to music any more!
Also, thanks for all of your help around UnNews. I feel a bit like an evil godparent to UnNews, and I'm happy to see it lives through the herculean efforts of other gits like me... to wit, yourself. I delare you to rock awesomely. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 13:13, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
You sir, have excellent taste, as well as excellent awesome. As for UnNews, think nothing of it, I'm glad to help out anywhere I can, UnNews being a particularly worthy endeavor. I think I'll be starting to do some audios for it again myself, keep the spirit alive and all that. Best of luck to you on your computer fixing and your studio stuffs. We'll all be waiting with open arms, anticipating the return of Zim. -RAHB 13:32, 31 July 2008 (UTC)



hey...wait a minute... SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 01:54, 1 August 2008 (UTC)

ah HA! It was I, the masked vandal! You won't get me alive ADMINS!!   ~   MASKED VANDAL! <01:58, 1 August 2008>
Lol -RAHB 02:20, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
So, you're just sitting around refreshing waiting for the maintenance stuff to pop up? :) ~ 11:47, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
Oh dear, was I not supposed to do that? -RAHB 11:48, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
No, no, not at all - I just imagine you sitting there hitting F5 over and over and mumbling "damn, I need to huff something, damn I need to huff something". It looks so vivid because I've done the same bloody thing :) ~ 11:52, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
Hahahaha. Well, I've got other things to keep me busy. I actually just keep juggling between QVFD, Ban Patrol, Maintenance, New Pages, RC. All the normal stuff I suppose. But yes...that's essentially exactly what I'm doing. -RAHB 11:54, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
It's fun isn't it? ~ 11:55, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
Sure is :) -RAHB 11:56, 1 August 2008 (UTC)

gimme a while to fix that thing

the list of snitches, i can fix it, just give me a few minutes... i know there are some people who will like it. i just forgot how to do lists for a second, thats all...

A list of snitches isn't funny. Perhaps you'd like to flesh out a full article? Otherwise, it just looks like vanity to me. And we don't allow that here. -RAHB 21:49, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
Hmmm, perhaps on second look, it isn't vanity. I'll restore it for you, but I'm putting a maintenance tag on it. -RAHB 21:51, 1 August 2008 (UTC)


OK, I'll stop, I'll try not to make anymore templates such as

We're sorry, We couldn't complete the article as dialed! Please get outta here, and try again!


Homer at Work (Using Paint).jpg This article will be eaten by Homer Simpson, I suguest you get outta here!

. I know it sounds corny.

Yeah, that would be great man. It's just we already have so many as it is, is all. Thanks. -RAHB 17:52, 2 August 2008 (UTC)


</namedrop> ^_^ - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 04:15, 4 August 2008 (UTC)

HOLYSHIT EZNO!!! -RAHB 04:17, 4 August 2008 (UTC)

Do Me A Favour RAHB

6 hour ban please. Need to do work today, need temptation removing.... --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:13, Aug 4

Ok. Effective as of now? -RAHB 08:14, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
Yup. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:21, Aug 4
Very well. -RAHB 08:22, 4 August 2008 (UTC)

Help me with this please

I think the content of the article A candle for a sin movement was pretty good. I'm even proud of it. ;). What can I do to improve it? I am recently making a link for "Dr. Seigh Tunn" to Satan. I wantedt to add a picture of the hindenburg burning, but I'm not good at navigation in uncylco yet, so please help me out. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Chez Anthony (talk • contribs) --Chez Anthony 11:25, 4 August 2008 (UTC)

I know you're smart enough to look at my user talk, but I'm too dumb to post there, so here goes...
I'm not so sure about the picture stuff. I'm a contributor in a minor language wikipedia and I'm not as good there in navigation either. Can you post at least just one picture. just the hindenburg burning. please! i noticed the poo lit surprise writing competition notice above. I'm betting my ACFASM article for it. please! I need it posted on the mainspace as soon as possible. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Chez Anthony (talk • contribs)
So how do i post it there?--Chez Anthony 12:18, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
I meant the pee review. How do i post it there? as i've mentionted i'm not that good at navigating around. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Chez Anthony (talk • contribs)
I have posted it yesterday. But I don't see it there now. why?

Do me a solid, RAHB

Delete Dr. Skullthumper for 6 hours: He needs a time out after all the banning he's done. ...? I'm bored!   Le Cejak <20:38, 04 Aug 2008>

Hmmm. I dunno about six about the expiry time of....A TURNIP! -RAHB 21:37, 4 August 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 31st, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 07:53, 5 August 2008 (UTC)

Dude, you should make a userpage.

You've been here long enough, ya know? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:37, Aug 6

Damn auto-QVFD script. I'm gonna put some white shit over its location. Yeah, that'll work. -RAHB 00:58, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
But what about when you scroll down? How will you read words at the top of your screen? How, I ask you? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:10, Aug 6
...DAMMIT! -RAHB 01:13, 6 August 2008 (UTC)


Ok, you know html goatse, right? And you and Skull are being all userpagey vandally, right? Ok, well, here's the plan: Html Uncyclopedians. We get one for you, then maybe for me, and UnIdiot, then DrS...then the whole website! Muahahaha! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:10, Aug 6

Like....html pictures of ourselves, or what? -RAHB 02:27, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
Html, man, html! Html EVERYWHERE!!! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:31, Aug 6
Yeeeeaaaaaah maaaaaaaaan. -RAHB 02:34, 6 August 2008 (UTC)

From Ethine:

You, sir, are an asshole. Someday, I WILL get you back for that, as I know you had something to do with it, despite your denials. Just wait. Love, Sig.PNG 

I didn't. I'm perfectly serious. It went something like this:
<DrSkullthumper> I'm lucky RAHB didn't put something in the sitenotice about it
<RAHB> meh, I don't know how to do mediawiki
<TheLedBalloon> Neither do I
<RAHB> Oh god...
<DrSkullthumper> Dammit...
And that's how it went. Totally 100% honest. Besides, you probably have plenty else to be mad at me about. ;) -RAHB 07:43, 6 August 2008 (UTC)


hey rahb, just wondering if you had any comment for the unsignpost as far as becoming an admin and your plans from this point onward. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:40, 6 August 2008 (UTC)

I know his plans! World Domination Being a Dick n00bing it up Staying cool? Whatever, I was just here to say Thanks for the Biopic, Gerry! Now I'll go back to doing what I was doing earlier. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 19:47, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
Well, I'll go with Woodburninator's response. In a stunning moment of actual seriousness, because I can't think of a funny way to answer it that isn't the cliched "world domination" response, I suppose I'll just keep going about my business, keeping it cool. Oh, and vandalizing Skullthumper's userpage on a regular basis. And banning Cajek of course, but I've left that mostly up to Skull. Oh, and one of these days, you won't expect it, because I'll wait for just the right moment; One of these days, I'm going to put {{:Main Page}} in the sitenotice. That'll be ultimate. -RAHB 19:55, 6 August 2008 (UTC)

Oi Scrote!

What's this "Thinker and Me Haz A Blog" thing? I'm not pulling my weight so I don't get a mention? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Shit man, I'm sorry. I'll go ahead and put your name in, I guess when my mind started typing "Thinker and Me" just flowed out better. But hey, not to say I wouldn't be happy to see your next post ;) -RAHB 20:35, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
No worries. I'm hoping to get my inspiration flowing again. Managed one or two new articles on Uncyclopedia recently, so maybe my muse has returned. :) Have kept up with yours and Thinkers additions though...think its expanding into something really good. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Yeah, it's coming along. Thinker's been looking into hosting and things like that, to see if we can pull it from Wordpress and turn it into a full-on website. Says something about offering a letter of friendship to the nation of New Zealand =/ -RAHB 20:43, 7 August 2008 (UTC)


Yes pleas I would like people to add on to it! Sorry about the gay bashing, it just seemed that thats what most people where doing here, I'm really not homophobic, I'd post it on your user talk page but I can't! So sorry. If no one has added onto it in like a week I guess delete it The preceding unsigned comment was added by Truthiness899 (talk • contribs)

Illegal words

Hello RAHB. I'm quite new in uncyclopedia, as in i only did my first article last night. This article was called Illegal words, I wasn't sure why the article was huffed (or what huffed means for that manner). I created that article because I thought people would laugh, and people did, I showed it to two people without telling them that I wrote it and they both found it funny, so I was confused when this morning I decided to work on it some more, and found it to be huffed. True, some of it was kind of tacky, but it had a 100% success rate. I wasn't sure on how to do some of the more fancy stuff like giving it a big title thing, or how to say it wasn't complete. If it was given more time and careful editing, I think it could be a popular article. So please reconsider the huff on it. Thank you in advance. Babyblaster 13:20, 9 August 2008


Hey RAHB! What's Up! Hey I was wondering if you say the opening ceremony to the Olympics Last Night? n_n

Nah, I didn't. I don't actually watch TV that much. But the olympics just sort of slipped my mind. -RAHB 22:27, 9 August 2008 (UTC)

Oh! Samething with me. I only saw a little bit of it last Night. Heh-Heh! :D -- 22:35, 9 August 2008 (UTC)NiggaHomeGirl

UnSignpost: August 7th, 2008

Painstakingly hand-delivered by: SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:21, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

Ask and ye shall receive...

First off, thank you for kind vote for The Last Bachelor Party on VFP. Critique was on the money and the image fixed, some light shadowing, per Modus, et. al. was added and Saint Mathew was given a crisp twenty to stuff into her thong as well. I don't think that the picture is going to cause me to go to Hell, but if I had been able to pull off The Last Lap Dance, then the mear mention of that idea would have certainly sealed my fate. Hugs! Dame PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:08, 13 August 2008 (UTC)

Beautiful. Great job on it, I'll look forward to seeing it on the front page soon. -RAHB 19:15, 13 August 2008 (UTC)

Will you adopt me?

Hey RAHB, will you adopt me? I need to know how to be t3h funneh. Thanks. (oh, and if it's worth anything to ya, there might be another cookie for ya, wink wink, nudge nudge, grin grin, hummingbird). --Velosi-T 00:12, 14 August 2008 (UTC)

Awesome, you actually adopted me, you win another cookie! --Velosi-T 02:26, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
MUAHAHAHAHAHA! ANOTHER COOKIE TO ADD TO MY- er......right.... -RAHB 02:29, 14 August 2008 (UTC)

oh, more audios/articles

Hey RAHB, you still wantin' to do the audio for UnBooks:Polar Express? I think also maybe there was another one you liked, maybe Riddle? That's a lot, so you tell me what, if any, you have time to do. We also need to write My Neighborhood, with all the fuckable plants and fuckable Animals. Tell me what yer schedule is, I guess!   Le Cejak <6:33, 14 Aug 2008>

Ah, well right now I'm working on moving out, packing, all that good stuff. I'm probably going to put off the bigger things until September begins, and just do normal maintenance in the meantime. But I may be taking a short wiki-break within the coming weeks as well. So I'll let you know about all of them at the beginning of September I suppose, then I'll be situated and such. I still do want to do the audios and My Old Neighborhood still sounds good to do. So I guess I'll have to let you know when I found out about all the new setup and stuff. -RAHB 07:09, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
No prob, rob   Le Cejak <17:14, 15 Aug 2008>
Lol, it rimez. -RAHB 01:34, 16 August 2008 (UTC)

Huffed Page

The Page you huffed I meant to be a Sandbox but I forgot to put the username in front - User:Bloroninblorchspit


Sorry for causing much trouble... Hetelllies 02:41, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

I don't know who caused what, and I'm not going to point any fingers at anyone. I do know that the guy who was impersonating you was being disruptive, and has now been silenced. I hope this whole mess hasn't discouraged you as far as editing Uncyclopedia goes. -RAHB 02:52, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
Don't worry... I'll do a take on a Japanese phenomenon called Enjo Kosai. Hmm, I wonder if I should reinvent myself.Hetelllies 03:21, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

Huffed lean

Errm I see you Huffed Lean manufacturing - because "Uncyclopedia is not Wikipedia". You do realise that none of it was true? Henry Ford, Charlie Chaplin - Charles Dickens. Oh and it wasn't created by German industrialists in the 1920s :-)

Okay I'm just a noob but looking at "Uncyclopedia's Five Pliers" - one of them is "Uncyclopedia is an anti-encyclopaedia" and "incorporating elements of general encyclopaedias, specialised encyclopaedias, and almanacs and generally turning them on their head." I thought the article qualified as bona fide nonsense. Oh well ..... Plain Peasant 03:46, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

I can restore it for you if you'd like. It all looked pretty straight to me. Either way though, it didn't seem to be very satirical or anything like that. From what I see, it's just, as you say, a bunch of lies. While lies can be funny, they're not funny in and of themselves, they usually need some sort of angle on them to make them funny. Just saying something like "Bill Gates is a fisherman from New Zealand who likes horses" is not grounds for an article. And Uncyclopedia's purpose isn't to produce complete nonsense, so I'm very sorry if you were misinformed. But anyways, like I said, say the word and I'll restore it for you, though probably with a maintenance tag on it, since it was rather short. Also, if you'd like to, check out Illogicopedia, one of our sister projects. That site specializes more in "bona fide nonsense" if that is in fact what you're more interested in. That's in no way a "go away to this dump on the side for people like you" sort of thing. But the sites do serve two different purposes, and Illogicopedia tends to be more focused towards outright lies and such like that. Well, there's me rambling, but yeah, if you'd like, I'll restore it. -RAHB 03:57, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
Okay - tell you what, if you could restore and tag it with whatever and I'll look at making it more satirical :-) Plain Peasant 04:23, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
Okie dokie. It's back, and I've put the construction template on it. I'll keep an eye on your progress here and there I suppose. Good luck with it =) -RAHB 04:25, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
Thanks :-) The preceding unsigned comment was added by Plain Peasant (talk • contribs)
No problem. -RAHB 04:31, 15 August 2008 (UTC)


hey rahb, i've been trying to keep track of images in VFD articles that are only linked to in said article, to QVFD them if the article gets deleted. then i took a look at the unused image catalog - and there are over 1000 (i think) images there. is it worth it for me to QVFD the images, will they eventually get deleted in some sort of monthly unused images purge, or does nobody care? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:13, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

Well, you'll notice unused images don't get QVFD'd much. I'm not sure what happens to them, but I've heard of admins going through them at times and deleting large amounts. I think we keep them around for a while just in case anybody ends up needing them or something, though if you'd like to QVFD duplicates, I think those are fine when you find them (just make sure you relink the pages they're on to the other version, if they're on other pages). But yeah, last time I started QVFDing unused images, they told me it's alright, they're all on the unused images list and that I didn't have to put them up. So I can only assume there's some way we get rid of them or put them to use, one or the other. -RAHB 01:26, 16 August 2008 (UTC)
okay, that's what i imagined happening. i could almost see zombiebaron wading through a river of unused images, about to unleash his wrath, a hellishly gleeful smirk on his face... SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 06:29, 16 August 2008 (UTC)
Yeah, that's always what comes to my mind when I think about it. I'll have to ask some other admins about it and see if they need anybody to do like a sort of monthly cleanup or something. Might be something I could add to my maintenance schedule. -RAHB 06:34, 16 August 2008 (UTC)



You are the recipient of the Mhaille Award For Excellence for the month of July 2008.

I know its not "up there" with the great awards of Uncyclopedia, but its a way for me to show my own support and appreciation for what people are doing out there to make this place better. For all of the hard work that you have put in, which looks to increase now you have the added burden of "sysophood". :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Many thanks Mhaille. It may not be "up there" as it were, but it still means a lot to be awarded something like it from someone as prestigious as yourself, and whose opinion I can say I find to be sound and educated. It'll hold a special place in my trophy cabinet...well, actually it'll probably just sit next to the other ones, but each place is "special" in itself I suppose. I consider it just as good as any "official" award on the site. And don't worry, with my adminhood I plan to do so many great things. For example, one day I plan on putting {{:Main Page}} in the sitenotice, and seeing how long it takes before anybody finds out why every page looks like the main page. It will be excellent. =) -RAHB 01:31, 16 August 2008 (UTC)

For thy act of pure faith...