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Talk Archive 4 (12/8/07 - 5/18/08)
Talk Archive 5 (5/18/08 - 7/12/08)
Talk Archive 6 (7/12/08 - 8/20/08)
Talk Archive 7 (8/20/08 - 12/3/08)
Talk Archive 8 (12/3/08 - 2/19/09)
Talk Archive 9 (2/19/09 - 5/25/09)
Talk Archive 10 (5/25/09 - 10/26/09)
Talk Archive 11 (10/26/09 - 12/9/09)
Talk Archive 12 (12/9/09 - 4/25/10)



From Syc--Sycamore (Talk) 08:00, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

Damn, twice in a row. -RAHB 08:03, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
Also good morning:)--Sycamore (Talk) 08:09, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
I suppose it is finally morning here now. -RAHB 08:47, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

Gay Jesus

I know, it's a little different. I got the idea of using more pic based humor after reading "election flyer" or whatever the heck it was. I just figured certain subjects deserved extra-special treatment. Sorry if I'm inadvertently testing the borders a little here. Maybe we need "UnMagazine"? Obviously, Gay Jesus has a "comics" kind of feel that just kind of happened. I was strictly pulling for a magazine look, just like Mondo Uncyclopedia. Any thoughts are appreciated, I never intend to intentionally rock the boat.--[email protected] 22:03, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

Oh, by all means, please rock the boat. I can't bear to think what this website would be if people didn't try new and different things, or what entertainment would be in general. I only huffed the article in the first place because I took it as looking like some page of templates that any dumbass IP makes 15 of in a day. When I saw in RC that it was you who made it, I decided to restore it, knowing that you aren't an idiot. I haven't actually read it yet, but I may get around to it. -RAHB 22:16, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
It Looks like you're reading it whether you like it or not! I just entered it in the bad taste article contest that you're judging. I never wrote it with that intent and suddenly realized that I should submit it. I'm kind of glad I wasn't in that frame of mind beforehand, it could have been overly disgusting. You can't laugh and vomit at the same time.--[email protected] 18:58, 4 December 2008 (UTC)
Word, good stuff. Well, make sure you put it in your userspace then while it's still in the competition phase, or it'll be invalidated. I'll look forward to reading it. -RAHB 22:07, 4 December 2008 (UTC)

Adopt me

Whazzzzzzzzap??? Plz adopt me. I'm half n00b half regular. Lol Here is my userpage. Here is my talk page --Sonic The Hedgehog 01:22, 5 December 2008 (UTC)

While I normally love to be helpful to noobies, I just can't take on any extra adoptees right now, in interest of you getting all the attention necessary in a quality adopter. Have you checked out the list of adopters? I'm sure someone there would be happy to adopt you. -RAHB 01:25, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
Oh, also, you can't be adopted and be an adopter, seeing your entry on the aforementioned list. You're also supposed to put that entry at the bottom of the page, which I did once, and it seems you reverted. So make your decision, if you really do feel you need adoption then I doubt you're experienced enough to adopt. -RAHB 01:32, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
RAHB, I'm not going to lie to you. Anyone that says "Whazzzzzzzap," when it is currently not the 90s, cannot possibly be allowed to teach noobs the same. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 01:43, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
Heh -RAHB 04:36, 5 December 2008 (UTC)

Dos pueblos high school

Why did you delete Dos pueblos high school? Everything was technically 'verifiable'. -- 04:58, 5 December 2008 (UTC)

It was about a high school. Nobody is going to understand it. We have a notability policy, just like Wikipedia, and some little high school article with no accessible humor violates it. -RAHB 05:01, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
He means that in the nicest possible way, of course. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 05:02, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
Though that's not really saying much. -RAHB 05:06, 5 December 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: 4th December 2008 (yea, we know it's late)

MrN9001 19:07, 5 December 2008 (UTC)

My first article huffification

Just wondering if I could recreate My first article . It's a joke, not a serious attempt (if you want to see that I am, in fact, capable of halfway-decent work, check out Busta Rhymes). Maybe, if you really don't want it as an article, I could add it on to Bad articles?

Well, I certainly understood the joke, and I recognize and appreciate the concept. It's just a very overdone concept is the problem, and yours was particularly short. I can restore it to userspace or something if you want it back. Or you can put a construction tag on it and at least flesh it out a little more. A longer article utilizing the same concept probably wouldn't be too bad to keep around, if you'd like to do that. -RAHB 21:56, 8 December 2008 (UTC)

VFP crisis

Hey, just dropping a line to let you know about some problems over at VFP. If you would go over there and do some adminitarical sysop magic, it would be much appreciated. Thanks! Necropaxx (T) {~} 17:26, Dec 9

Whoa...problems over at VFP? Imagine! sir @ 20:07 Dec 9
It's horrible. it's like a MS Paintgasm. Colin Explode fire.gifALL YOUR BASEExplode fire.gifHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 00:52, 10 December 2008 (UTC)
Wow. That was a fucking mess... -RAHB 06:24, 10 December 2008 (UTC)

Blanking spree

You might want to strike with a bahnammer. He's going around blanking pages and replacing them with rude comments. I think he may have also stolen my wallet. --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (TalkContribsCUN) 06:11, Dec. 10, 2008

The offender hath been smote. Thanks for letting me know. -RAHB 06:14, 10 December 2008 (UTC)


What's wrong with I LEFT THE OVEN ON!!! I thought this was exactly the type of material that uncyclopedia loves --GDawg816 | Talk | GDawg816, he pwns all n00bz n roxxors all soxxors 14:24, 10 December 2008 (UTC)

Well, at a glance, I'd say the ICU tag gives you a pointer right there - there's not much formatting, and it looks a bit of a mess. There's potential for it to work, I'd say, but you should probably take a look at some other articles and steal formatting ideas from them. Also, it's quite short. You need to think about adding to it. Tell you what, Cajek does this kind of manic, stressed out article quite well, take a look at some of his stuff and see if it gives you any ideas. But yeah, formatting and expansion are your friends here, I'd say. If you'll excuse the drive-by. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:35, Dec 10
I have a week, I'll get around to it --GDawg816 | Talk | GDawg816, he pwns all n00bz n roxxors all soxxors 14:38, 10 December 2008 (UTC)
You may want to consider moving it to your namespace while you work on it. That way, it won't get deleted. sir @ 14:45 Dec 10
Yeah, what they said. It's very short and messy. On the plus side, I generally delete articles that look that short and messy, but I decided to keep yours because I liked the idea. I especially liked some of the one liners, my favorite being "What could I possibly be cooking in the oven for breakfast?" It just needs to be expanded and made to not look so sloppy. I'm sure you'll do a fine job. -RAHB 23:25, 10 December 2008 (UTC)
Thanks guys. I originally wrote it as an illogicopedia article. So how do I put a sporked tag on it?? --GDawg816 | Talk | GDawg816, he pwns all n00bz n roxxors all soxxors 18:26, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
{{spork|Illogicopedia}} should do it. -RAHB 19:04, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

HALP --CharitwoTalk 23:32, 10 December 2008 (UTC)

The cavalry has arrived. -RAHB 23:37, 10 December 2008 (UTC)

Senior Jones

Why'd you delete Senior Jones?

It looked like it was about someone you know or someone un-notable. Is he someone I should know about? If he is, I'll gladly restore it for you. -RAHB 03:25, 11 December 2008 (UTC)
Well, i just randomly found that picture on google, but thats ok. I hadn't added much content anyway.

SHAZAAM 14:25, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

Oh well if the character is completely fictional, I guess it would be OK to keep the article around. Would you like me to restore it? -RAHB 23:01, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

Query on Dead Link Pee Reviews

Hi, I was looking at the Pee Reviews, and found two which don't link to an article. The first was Uncyclopedia:Pee_Review/Enriconism_(quick), about an article you huffed for vanity. The other is Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Clay Weiss, which from the summary, that I fear may be the whole article, also looks like vanity. I couldn't find this one even after searching for it.

Is there a policy on where to report dead link pee reviews so they can be removed, and/or have the proper link found & inserted so the reviewers can find the article?--Mnbvcxz 18:04, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

I'd probably ask MrN9000 or Under user, or someone closer to pee review, when it comes to policies. But in the cases you stated, where the article certainly doesn't exist, also where it's a duplicate review page, or where there's nothing even linked on the review page, and any situation like that, I believe it's common to list the page on QVFD so it can be deleted. Hope that helps. -RAHB 23:03, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: 11th December

MrN9001 21:11, 11 December 2008 (UTC)


December 2008

Nuvola apps important.svg Please stop. If you continue to huff new pages, as you did to List of Nobody Facts, you will be banned from the Internet. -- 15:38, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

 :-D RabbiTechno 15:41, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

Stop hand nuvola.svg This is the last warning you will receive for your disruptive edits.
The next time you delete or blank page content or templates from Uncyclopedia, as you did to List of Nobody Facts, you will be blocked from editing.

-- 00:00, 12 December 2008 (UTC)

Roll up, roll up! Enjoy a nice burger or some tasty popcorn while yer watchin' the show, folks! Get 'em while they're 'ot!
Doctor, this is the last warning YOU get, the next time that you warn someone, you will get my ban hammer up your arse. Apart from the fact that you look extremely stupid warning an admin. ~ Mordillo 00:08, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
Wow. Now THAT'S fail. sir @ 00:12 Dec 12
I smell banhammers... Colin Explode fire.gifALL YOUR BASEExplode fire.gifHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 00:18, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
No, that's me. I farted. Sorry. ~ Mordillo 00:19, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
Well, you got your wish Doctor. I was blocked from editing. And I've learned my lesson now. I'll continue to delete the bullshit that gets posted here daily, in the interest of keeping the quality of this site at a maximum never do it again. I promise. -RAHB 00:52, 12 December 2008 (UTC)

Long time, no see.

I'm going to need you to be serious with your membership on my Wiki. Not to disrespect you or anything, but I don't want to work the Wiki by myself because I risk not being able to edit on certain days. Could you please assist me with my Wiki just to be on the safe side? --Ryanasaurus0077 22:14, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

I have to be honest with you man. I don't really have the time, nor do I have the interest in subject matter. I've got college courses now, plus my administrative work at this wiki, plus my outside, non-wiki projects, plus my job, and it's all keeping me pretty busy. And the Remington Steelers just isn't something that does, or ever has captured my interest, and I'm afraid that makes it low on my priority list, as well as is certain to lower the quality of any edit I were to make there. That's why I haven't been editing, and it's the main reason I will probably continue to not edit, for quite a long while. It's nothing personal, but there are my cards, laid out on the table as clearly as I know how. -RAHB 23:34, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
Really? I do feel sorry for you. I'll make you an administrator on my Wiki, while the two of us can advertise for my Wiki wherever appropriate. Howzat sound? --Ryanasaurus0077 21:33, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
I'm flattered that you'd entrust administrative powers on your wiki to me, and if you would like to, then by all means, go ahead. I just can't make any promises about frequent edits, or much else in the way of contributing content for that matter. -RAHB 00:33, 16 December 2008 (UTC)

A Little Confused

I recently found out that you huffed my article on the University of Illinois at Chicago. Your explanation was that I failed QA. I have read the QA and was wondering if you could tell me what exactly was the problem with the article. Humor is, afterall, subjective, but if there is any chance that you could restore it and/or help me improve on the article, I'd really appreciate it. Thanks. -Hleath2 00:45, 15 December 2008 (UTC)Hleath2

Well, if you'd like the content back, I can restore it to your userspace in the click of a button. The reason I deleted it was that it read like every article about schools we get at Uncyclopedia. It ran through the racial stereotypes and local humor that only university-goers would understand, and it talked about how the school was corrupt and bad. Quite honestly, it was identical in premise and execution to 99% of school articles we get here, and that's just not the type of content we like to have. It's unoriginal and local-based. If it's something you and locals like due to the status of "getting it" that anybody there would have, I can restore it to userspace, but as is, I don't think it's got much of a place in the main article space. -RAHB 02:52, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
Yes, if you could restore it, that would be great. It's probably true that it is local-based, so I'll work on improving it. - Hleath2 04:59, 15 December 2008 (UTC)Hleath2
Here you are, good as new. -RAHB 15:42, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

Just one request for my UnTunes song

One request: Would you please record UnTunes:Do They Know It's Kwanzaa? I really need a singer who will sing this song. You can say no if you want. 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg.png | King Joseph® GiratinaOriginForme.png | Contact Goa Tse Clan Priest | Goa Tse Clan Sign Up | Rouge.gif | 08:42, 16 December 2008 (UTC)

I love doing uncyc audios, but I just don't have the right setup to do a quality untunes audio right now. To add to that, I'm away from home right now for about two weeks, so I don't have the setup I do use with me right now. Sorry man, I hope you find somebody who's willing to do it. -RAHB 01:47, 18 December 2008 (UTC)
Well, I can find someone else. You used to do these, right? 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg.png | King Joseph® GiratinaOriginForme.png | Contact Goa Tse Clan Priest | Goa Tse Clan Sign Up | Rouge.gif | 01:11, 19 December 2008 (UTC)
Yeah, I did. Back in the day. -RAHB 01:50, 19 December 2008 (UTC)
Hm. I'm staring my mic in the face and it wants something to do. Perhaps once I'm done fucking it, I could use it to, say, record this for you. sir @ 02:20 Dec 19
Yeah, let Sys do it. Only a man who makes love to his mic can possibly do this song justice. -RAHB 02:39, 19 December 2008 (UTC)
Especially a mic as expensive as this one. Shoot, I'm gonna need a few toothpicks to clean this thing up. sir @ 03:03 Dec 19

Igor get feature?

So yeah, while you're there scorefixing on VFH, any chance of you changing the feature? Also, good morning RAHB. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:13, Dec 20

Good morning UU. VFH has been confusing the hell out of me lately, what with what is apparently something new where the previous featured article stays up even if it's not on the queue anymore. Anyways, Igor is up now, thanks for the heads up. -RAHB 10:30, 20 December 2008 (UTC)


why'd you delete Lecarow?Anto475 23:03, 20 December 2008 (UTC)

It failed VFD. -RAHB 23:04, 20 December 2008 (UTC)

Whats wrong with Ass-tard?

I've just joined and i've made 2 articles. why do you keep killing Ass-tards. I dont mind some criticism I just want to know what I can do to make it better, btw i read the QA and read tons of other uncyclopedia articles so i have an idea of what type of writing is wanted- any suggestions on how to improve the writing would be nice.

I can restore it with a construction tag for you if you'd like to keep working on it. My suggestions are that you make it less name-droppy (aka, inserting random instances of instantly recognizable names all over the article for no reason), take away the list, make it longer, touch up the prose, and add pictures, as well as giving it some sort of original comedic slant. -RAHB 23:20, 20 December 2008 (UTC)
that would be nice, but i dont really understand what the construction tag is. I tried it on my previous article and i did't really understand what happened. I'll continue editing it and reduce some of the names-thx in advance
The construction tag basically says to all potential deleters, "hey man, this isn't done yet." Occasionally an article with the tag will get deleted anyway, usually due to it being vanity or just the tag with no content, but in the majority of cases, the tag keeps your article safe for a week, while you work on it. You can also work on articles in your userspace, a subpage of your userpage, and they never get deleted. There you have as much time as you want to work on a page, until it's complete and ready for the main article space. In the meantime, I've restored it for you. Cheers. -RAHB 21:45, 21 December 2008 (UTC)

Happy Hanukkah

Merry Christmas

Bonner would like to wish you

a Merry Christgame
And a happy New Game
P.S, You just lost the game (Bonner) (Talk)

Seasons Greetings

Keep the "X" in

Santa checks his list to see who's been naughty and who's been nice.

And naughty always makes out better at X-mas

Dame PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:24, 21 December 2008 (UTC)

Merry Christmas

Despite that not being what I wanted to ask... did I get disqualified and/or just not place in the Aristocrats Ball? I'm confused... it just looks like everyone else at least got listed on there and I didn't?

But also, it's Christmas! Score. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 19:20, 21 December 2008 (UTC)

Well, there were nine entries, and everyone who scored any points was listed. You and one other guy didn't score any points in the judging round, because the top five for everyone's list scores points. See here for details. From what I've seen of judging, and of my own judging, we all liked your article, it just didn't make top five due to lots of other great articles being entered too. -RAHB 21:39, 21 December 2008 (UTC)


Festivus-card.gif Happy Festivus, from The Led Balloon and Jerry Stiller. Put up your Festivus Pole, air your grievances, and prepare for the feats of strength, for festivus cannot continue until I am pinned! Oh, and merry Christmas if you're into that sort of thing.
It's a Festivus miracle!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:33, Dec 21

Happy Holidays from all of us at SysRq Waste Disposal and Grinder Co.

Happy Giftmas. ~Sissie

sir @ 23:45 Dec 21

One more thing:

Seeing as how you liked User:SysRq/Abortion so much, would you mind unprotecting it soz I may move it to the mainspace? The other TDB articles may need similar treatment. sir @ 02:30 Dec 22

Now that the event is over, that I will do. -RAHB 02:34, 22 December 2008 (UTC)
Mind aborting the Abortion current article for me so I can keep the edit history? sir @ 02:49 Dec 22
It's all yours. -RAHB 02:57, 22 December 2008 (UTC)
Done. Thanks buddy. Also, thanks for the comments. sir @ 03:01 Dec 22
Indeed. And you're welcome for the nom I'm about to make as well. -RAHB 03:05, 22 December 2008 (UTC)
Oh, you silly goose, I wasn't hinting at anything. =] Thanks for doing that all on your own without any prodding or reminding from me. I don't even like featured articles. I don't even know what that means. (Thanks again mate.) sir @ 03:12 Dec 22
Pfft. I was gonna nom it anyways. Same thing I'm gonna do with a couple others once they get moves to main. -RAHB 03:16, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

Huffed stuff

Can you bring back the Cunterstone and Ib Al-dzi things for 7 days so I can carry on tweaking them? I have photos and shiz to add. And they're not truly random balls, I made them to complement the door handle thing. What was the reason behind the huffing? Just . . . not good enough and so on? [[BlueDexter 22:33, 22 December 2008 (UTC)]]

Well, the reason was that they're not notable enough (being made up) to carry on their own articles outside of the original. You can't just talk about them inside the same article? -RAHB 22:35, 22 December 2008 (UTC)
That does make more sense. I suppose I could hilariously change the names to that of random celebrities, but keeping it all contained is better. Can you unhuff them for the evening so I can save the text? I'll be without nets for a few days after tonight, bur I'll be able to update the handles page before the 29th. [[BlueDexter 22:41, 22 December 2008 (UTC)]]
Oh no, please do not change the names to well known celebrities. There's nothing more comedically unoriginal than that. Leave the names you've got, they just don't need to be expanded into full articles about themselves. Anyways, your articles have been restored to your userspace, which are subpages of your own userpage that generally you can do whatever you want in, at here and here. Cheers. -RAHB 22:46, 22 December 2008 (UTC)
Excellent. Don't worry, it would take a lot to make me write something like "Yngwie Malmsteen invented the door handle OMFG WTF" and expect people to find it funny. That is grounds for fail, which is why I made shit up in the first place. Obviously I linked a couple of celeb names to it afterwards, but hell, it's gone now. Cheers, [[BlueDexter 22:54, 22 December 2008 (UTC)]]
Cool cool. Happy writing. -RAHB 22:55, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

The carrots in your bum

So basically what you're saying is you have carrots in your bum? Yeah. That's what you're saying.

What can I say? You've got me pinned. I've been thinking lately of moving on to brocolli, but you know...carrots are good for your eyes and stuff. -RAHB 08:12, 23 December 2008 (UTC)

Tis' The Season

Happy Holidays!!

Wiccan20Countess20-20Yule20Reef20-2.gif Happy Pagan Holiday from Tayor. Actually, Yule was the 21st. But, uh, the Christian Christmas is a capitalistic farce, so, uh, hah. Long live the original!
And I am SO not a heathen

STILL BIGGER The HRH MuCal. Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 14:54, 23 December 2008 (UTC)



I'd just like to say to you, <insert name here> Merry/Happy/Already with the happy! Hannukah/Kwanzaa/Festivus/Capitalism, bitch-nizzle! and other mildly offensive things that make self-respecting white-people cringe with disgust.

-Colin "All your base" Heaney

"Sudden Retard Syndrome"

I wanted other people to add onto it because I couldn't think of anything else to say. -- 13:30, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

Now you don't have to worry about it. -RAHB 03:18, 26 December 2008 (UTC)

During this season...

Yeah Happy/Merry whatever you believe/ride off to get presents from us at the Church of Assholes Who Make Fun of Churches of Assholes --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 13:30, 24 December 2008 (UTC)


Candycane.gif Kip the Dip has given you a holiday candy cane!
Don't use that "mistletoe belt" gag on my sister again. It's getting old.

Happy day and shit!

Yeah-haw! I wish you lots of love!

Here's Your Christmas Tree

----Pleb- Sawblade5 [block me!] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 08:13, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

London, Ontario article

Can I at least have my "huffed" article back so I can make a proper copy of it? Or is this place as arrogant as Wikipedia? 22:18, 28 December 2008 (UTC)

Piano Neck Tie Why did you delete my piano neck tie article? There was nothing offensive in it. It was my first attempt at an article and I was planning on adding to it. I thought this was a free sharing website, why do you get to decide what stays up? I didn't like your Jim Carrey article, but I didn't try to delete it. Please explain

1) You couldn't delete it if you did try because you are not an administrator. 2) Your piano neck tie article pretty much solely referenced Zoolander and was unoriginal. 3) Even a "free sharing website" as you say, has its standards, and an unoriginal short article falls outside of those. 4) If you'd like to try again, you can restart it, but make it original, and add a {{construction}} tag to it if it is incomplete. 5) We don't care about being offensive. Be as offensive as you like. It's about being funny and original. -RAHB 00:40, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
6) Nothing's wrong with me! 7) Nothing's wrong with me! 8) Somethin's got to give! 9) Something's got to give! 10)What the hell am I counting? 11) What the hell am I counting? 12) This isn't my talk page, is it... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:58, Dec 30

Now that's funny. (above)

Piano Neck Tie

1)If it's not deleted, is it still possible to see what I wrote so I can add to it? 2)It's mostly referenced to Zoolander because that's where I got the idea. 3)Thanks for responding so quickly.

1) It is deleted. However, I can restore it. 2) Yeah, I kind of figured the idea came from Zoolander. Still, try to add something new to it. 3) This. -RAHB 03:09, 30 December 2008 (UTC)


I was looking through the Delete log (yeah, its what I do on break), and noticed that the article Gardevoir has been huffed 3 or 4 times in the last 3 hours, just to be remade by the same IP with the same content in the article. Just thought it should be brought to your attention. Merry Kwanzaa Icons-flag-pi.PNG Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 01:16, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

Cool cool, I'll protect it for a month. Thanks. -RAHB 03:11, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

Uh, dude...

Some asshole put your name on this. I would take it off if you're not going to do it, otherwise welcome to the show. =] Sir SysRq (talk) 02:52, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

Don't you mean...some dick? -RAHB 03:18, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
If by dick your mean penis, and if by penis you mean RAHB's penis then yes. Sir SysRq (talk) 15:02, 30 December 2008 (UTC)


Why'd you huff my page man? Are you American or something? Vegetationlife 19:28, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

YEAH! Fuckin' Yankees! The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 19:44, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
I am American, though that has little to do with why I deleted your article. I deleted it because it was just one picture and nothing else. The picture alone does what the article did just fine. If you'd like to make it into a full article, maybe with more pages in this magazine, go ahead and do that. In the previous state, it was deletable. -RAHB 00:26, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
Well that's where you're wrong. It was two pictures. So there, bah! Boo sucks. Vegetationlife 10:54, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
I stand corrected... -RAHB 10:55, 31 December 2008 (UTC)

Thank you for voting.

Thank you for voting.

Thank you all for voting me your Writer of the Month for December 2008, despite my rather long winded speech half-telling you not to while still being whore enough to accept the award anyways. Enjoy this pretty template styled after my pretty new userpage as your payment, as per our previous agreement. Much love, Sir SysRq (talk) 22:49, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

More Blocking Please

If you haven't already, and you most likely have, could you block OnyxNegro as well? You can probably guess who it is. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 06:05, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

Such a shame that such a tit uses such a wonderful comedic character as his pseudonym. Such and such and such... -RAHB 06:11, 2 January 2009 (UTC)


Is that Alice Cooper near the end? --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 20:51, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

Looks more like Tiny Tim to me O_O -RAHB 18:27, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
Heh. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 18:38, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 1st January 2009

MrN9001 01:01, 3 January 2009 (UTC)


I just wanna say tank you for not tanking Laws of Physics. Go get yourself something nice, like a Panzer. J-Shea 05:36, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

Have you...

Checked your sig lately? ~ 14:17, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

I did....I'm still thinking of how to retaliate on yours without spilling a big ugly code mess all over the page. -RAHB 02:27, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
As long as your acknowledge your penis, we're all good. ~ 09:27, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
Oh, I do on a regular basis. It would get upset if I didn't. -RAHB 10:07, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
I seem to have a spinning penis as my sig. ~ 16:17, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
Well, it's a dildo. Which is like a penis, but plastic. -RAHB 22:19, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
OK. I seem to have a spinning dildo as my sig. ~ 22:24, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
Yes. Yes you do. -RAHB 22:36, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
I need to think about this. This is big. And spinning. ~ 22:37, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
This means something. This is important. -RAHB 22:40, 8 January 2009 (UTC)


I'll finish the powers that be now, be done in a week or so.

HUZZAH! I love you. -RAHB 11:29, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

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MrN9001 16:03, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

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MrN9001 21:31, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

11:11 WISHES ARE COOLER THAN YOU x 32953868u3-459o]3-we[rktfjer9b 85-]03wo5[vpi329085-9]3

Do you know what i am ?!
well i am crushed right about now because my Amazing thingo on 11:11 wishes was deleted.
bring it back or i will have to .. do something horrible that you will not like.

p.s. as of now, i do not like you.

Coolasbrah 10:56, 16 January 2009 (UTC)

1) Learn to type.
2) Sign messages with a four tildes (~~~~)
3) You removed content from my talk page. That makes me angry.
4) The diamond is the hardest substance known to man.
5) Your article sucked.
-RAHB 09:01, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
1) Learn to type yourself you n00b.
2) i know how to sign messages, i was just testing you.
3) I removed it as punishment for deleting my article
4) I'm the hardest substance known to man ;) HAHAH GOOD ONE ?! that joke would have been amazing if i wasn't female.
5)Your face sucks.
Coolasbrah 10:31, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
1) Poopy.
2) Poopy.
3) Poopy.
4) Poopy.
5) Poopy.
-RAHB 10:47, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
1) Real mature...
2) Real mature...
3) Real mature...
4) Real mature...
5) Real mature... Go play in traffic
Coolasbrah 10:52, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
1) Thank you.
2) Thank you.
3) Thank you.
4) Thank you.
5) Thank you. I will.
-RAHB 11:02, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
1) My pleasure.
2) My pleasure.
3) My pleasure.
4) My pleasure.
5) My pleasure. You go have fun now
p.s. He's much cooler than you
Coolasbrah 11:20, 16 January 2009 (UTC)

dear my good old friend RAHB I NEED YOUR HELP!!!! i know you probably couldn't care less and this is probably not the place to ask but if you were a wonderful person you would answer me this :) how do i get pictures on my article?! thanks good old buddy old pal . Coolasbrah 13:50, 16 January 2009 (UTC)

Lol. You talk like a friend I used to have in high school. 11-11 wishes and "ILY" and such. Anyways, there's a button on the left side of the screen that says "upload image/file". Click that and follow the instructions on the page it takes you to to upload your image to the site. Then, inside the article, put [[Image:Thetitleoftheimage|thumb|right ''or'' left|''insertnumber''px|Optional caption here.]]
And that should do it. Best wishes. -RAHB 21:55, 16 January 2009 (UTC)


Why did you huff my dear article on Glaucoma?Cmc MgrMr. Isaak - "Wiry" - Sean 06:02, 18 January 2009 (UTC)

Perhaps you should have checked the huff log. It clearly states that your article was voted for deletion, on this page. A fair voting process took place and it was decided the article was to be deleted. There was a template on the article when it was nominated, informing you it was nominated, and encouraging you to vote keep. The article was deleted after a voting process and will not be brought back, unless you wish to work on it in your userspace, or keep it for personal use. -RAHB 06:23, 18 January 2009 (UTC)


Hey, I wrote that article on the cardboard box. It was my favorite of my first three but for some reason, my least favorite one has 13 votes and this one has only a few and your against. Since I am still a noob, I just wanted to know what more could I add to make this better and feature worthy. If you don't want to help I completely understand but I would love the advice of someone with a few features under his belt. Thanks!--Tagstit 04:37, 19 January 2009 (UTC)

Well, I do think you're doing great work, but the reason for my against is slightly touched upon in the nomination. The extended version is that I just think the article is very redundant. It's a wonderful idea, and a tried and true comedic style that I greatly enjoy on most occasions, but it has so much untouched-upon potential for hilarity. I think the initial joke (something insignificant as a cardboard box is being praised as an innovation in technology) runs its course by at most the end of the first section, and like I said before, I can pretty much predict the whole article from reading the introduction. I think it needs something unexpected, some fresh material later on down the article, that keeps me as the reader more interested. Other than that it's a good attempt, and I certainly don't frown upon it in general, I just think it needs a little more work and a little more joke-crafting if it's going to be put on the main page, but that is my opinion, and I tend to be a little more critical than some other voters at times. Hope that helps. -RAHB 04:53, 19 January 2009 (UTC)
It definitely does, thanks! If it doesn't get featured then I will try to get it fixed up for next time, if there is one. Your time means alot. Thanks again!--Tagstit 05:09, 19 January 2009 (UTC)
No problem, glad to see noobs concerned with quality. Best wishes. -RAHB 05:12, 19 January 2009 (UTC)

Hack-up request (mainly out of curiosity)

Could you please restore and userspace The Preggo Kingdom? I know its probably retarded/one line, but I was just curious what the content was. (There was a link to it from one of my more "slapstick" articles.) If you do it for whatever reason, that's fine. --Mnbvcxz 19:14, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

Content was "The Preggo Kingdom is a kingdom found in a parallel universe built on an endless sea of land with little water to be seen (it is underground). This kingdom grows berries which gets all of its residents (females, males, genderless, etc.) pregnant. This is the kingdom Sonic the Preggo came from." Let me know if you'd still like it in restored form. -RAHB 08:20, 23 January 2009 (UTC)
Thanks. Nevermind then. --Mnbvcxz 16:09, 23 January 2009 (UTC)

Re.:Admins Gone Wild II

Can someone take a piss on it?! I tried to get it on Pee Review and it will not go there at all. Maybe there is a Shit Review section? Bigfeet 23:46, 22 January 2009 (UTC)

Sure, I need a break. I'll take care of it. talk 00:08, 23 January 2009 (UTC)

Out of your huff yet?


You deleted my very funny page. It was a good page - a lot better than some of the pish on this site. I followed the advice, the rules, edited etc etc.

The page was called Fintry - and it was FUNNY! I can tell you it was a lot more interesting than reading about people boasting about their WEE tadgers.

Your only comment said something like, "you changed my ICU snivvle, snivvle I want my maw, I ve got a big weener you know...". So I put the page back, without your comment and you deleted it straight away.

Where can I find my work? I'll make it EVEN better.

You know, if you would have come here and said "you deleted my article. I'm unaware of what rules I seem to have violated, but if you could, I'd like it back, perhaps to improve on it. Thank you," then I may have complied. Your behavior so far though has indicated that you have no intentions of civilly dealing with this, and therefore I don't see why I should either. -RAHB 02:20, 26 January 2009 (UTC)


Thanks for that. I was in a hurry, and I didn't know what the code was. What do you think of it? It's hardly even started, but I'm trying to work on it. --ᐛᐂᐖ 19:55, 24 January 2009 (UTC)

I think you've got a good start on it. Could use some more jokes in what's there, but it looks like it could be something good as long as you continue to work on it. I'll look forward to the finished result =) -RAHB 23:18, 24 January 2009 (UTC)


I don't know what came over me. A bit of UUism, I suspect, but I had to correct your grammatical mistake. Of course, it was probably some highly witty and extremely subtle joke you were making and which I have now accidently destroyed. Please don't ban me for to long! - [22:37 25 January 2009] YYettie

OH GOD! IT'S RUINED! DO YOU HEAR ME?! RUINED! YOU SONOFABITCH! MY LIFE'S WORK DESTROYED! Nah, but yeah, it was intentional. It's a reference to a joke from a television show that nobody's ever watched. No harm, no foul. How's it going, Yettie? -RAHB 02:18, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
OH GOD! IT'S FUCKED! DO YOU HEAR ME?! FUCKED! ME SONOFABITCH! MY LIFE'S REPUTATION DESTROYED! Just because I didn't reply to this. But I'm replying now. So you can talk to me under two different headers on your talkpage. Lucky you, huh? - [17:06 9 February 2009] YYettie
You mother fucker. How dare you confuse me in such a manner. -RAHB 08:47, 10 February 2009 (UTC)

Los Angeles Clippers

I expanded it considerably. Do you think it is near ready to remove the expand tag?


Well, hey, it could probably use one more paragraph, but no pressure. Looks good to go. I've removed the tag, thanks for expanding it. Cheers. -RAHB 01:30, 30 January 2009 (UTC)

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Thanks and thank you

First of all I would like to say an informal thanks for your support on Potatochopper of the Year. However the vote that you cast in my behalf deserves a big THANK YOU. It means a lot. Dame PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:26, 2 February 2009 (UTC)



Gavin would like to thank you once more for sympathizing with him enough to vote for his book to be among the top ten books of 2008. Unless, of course, you happen to be a transsexual, in which case you are a freak and should not email him. Much love, Sir SysRq (talk) 21:49, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

Audio man, you are the man

It's all reviewed and shit, yo. Work your audio magic at your own leisure. Thanks in advance. (And maybe, if you like it, you could put in a good word for me) Sir SysRq (talk) 23:57, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

You huffed SimShitty...

My I ask why? I had brought this article back from the dead because I felt that it had potential to become something great. I was careful to choose an earlier version that was at a higher level. I was going to bring this article to state unrivaled by any of its history. And then you huffed it because "I was the only contributor." Should I have put something on my article that could have prevented such a fate? Rbpolsen 00:47, 3 February 2009 (UTC)

Ah, my apologies for that. I huffed it straight out because we've had problems with that article being crap in the past, as it seems you've taken notice of. Also because it looked exactly like a previous version of it, which looks like I was right about. However, I've restored it for you now, since I can see you're going to make efforts to make it good. I put a construction tag on it, which, as the name says, notes that the article is still under construction, so you can begin work on it again. And the whole "only contributor" thing is just a pre-rendered delete message for when nothing else is typed into the "reason" field in my deletions, not the actual reasoning for deleting the article. I wish all the best on improving it, and thanks for addressing it in a civil manner. Cheers. -RAHB 01:10, 3 February 2009 (UTC)

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Psqui.jpg While clearing out the shed, Rabbi Techno found some
old pipes with squirrels in them. As he has no use
for them, he decided to give them away as gifts to
everyone who voted for him in January's
Foolitzer Prize. Cheers, everyone!
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Game What A Game - Flying Spaghetti Monster

I found out that my Game What A Game - Flying Spaghetti Monster is huffed (inhumanely) and the reason ,according to the huff log, is "lol". Hence, I really hope to know why you delete it. Is there any rule or unwritten rule or invisible rule that repel my work? Or, it's just because I forgot to key an Exclamation mark on its title?--SunnyChow 03:51, 7 February 2009 (UTC)

It's because it was an internet flash Game-And-Watch game pasted onto the article with the game template. Am I missing something? -RAHB 04:20, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
It's a flash game I made.--SunnyChow 05:02, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
Hmmm. Well, if you made it, then it can stay. But I swear I've seen the same game in the Game And Watch Gallery before. -RAHB 05:40, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
Well! It actually refers to The game Octopus of Game And Watch but that's some big difference. Have a sight.(Ctrl for left, Enter for right)--SunnyChow 06:07, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
Well yeah, as I can tell, it's the same exact game. I got the joke, and thought it was funny, but I'm not sure whether it should be allowed, as the game is identical with a different name. I suppose I'll think it over, though if you could modify it in any way (such as the octopus coming from up top instead of the side), that would solidify it. I'll confer with some other admins though to see whether it should be allowed, because I do think the joke is funny and should have some iteration here, it's just the blatant copying I'm afraid of. -RAHB 10:31, 7 February 2009 (UTC)

My Palkia template

My name is not important, the point of the name was to prevent it being similar to my youtube account name which is something completely different. The template is not spam and is actually worth some credit because of the time I put into making it, unlike some templates my one has a degree of humour. EvilPalkia 7 February 2006, 4:37 AM (UTC)

Your template follows the typical "<insert cartoon character> wants this article to die, and will kill it." format that all the shitty templates on the site follow (the ones we're trying to get rid of). Most of the pages you put it on were also pretty full of templates to begin with, and don't need anymore (and probably need less). -RAHB 04:39, 7 February 2009 (UTC)


Oooh, ooh yeah baby. Was that ban as good for you as it was for me? - [11:45 8 February 2009] YYettie

Meh, I've had better. -RAHB 23:11, 8 February 2009 (UTC)
Very well then, that'll be €12.34£ and $15. - [07:34 9 February 2009] YYettie
God, I knew I shouldn't have gotten a British whore... -RAHB 09:31, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
Well, you should have thought of that before. You really need to think these things through! Anyway, cough up the money. Well producing it would be better, I'd rather you didn't cough it up. - [16:37 9 February 2009] YYettie
You're a mafia dude, can't you produce your own money? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:40, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
Yes, but real money is nice for a change. Counterfeit gets bored, and it's nowhere near as crispy as the real thing. - [16:49 9 February 2009] YYettie
Unless, of course, you put it in the crisper. -RAHB 20:04, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
Well of course. The crisper makes everything crispier. And better. Crisp=Good. - [20:12 9 February 2009] YYettie crisps. Sir SysRq (talk) 20:18, 9 February 2009 (UTC)

Re: I read your mind

I'm not sure if you are watching my talk page, so I'll repeat this here:

Thank you, and sorry for not being more proactive about contacting you, but I wrote an HTML comment (silly me) when I commented on the VFD, saying that it should go under User:Pentium5dot1/Storage facility/Template:Funny. See User:Pentium5dot1/Storage facility for a more thorough explanation. I know this userfication convention of mine is highly nonstandard, and I forgive you for getting it wrong. Should I move it myself or wait for you to do so? Sorry for inconveniencing you.

I struck out a sentence because I am going to do the move myself. --Pentium5dot1(userfy?)t~^_^~c 07:39, 11 February 2009 (UTC)

I have put the redirect resulting from the move up for QVFD. --Pentium5dot1(userfy?)t~^_^~c 07:53, 11 February 2009 (UTC)

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Not sure if you've looked at Newpages, but I thought I'd point you in the direction of this before it gets inevitably deleted (probably by you, actually). –—Hv (talk) 11/02 21:16

Oh yeah, I saw that when it was in userspace. I'm not sure whether it's written with actual slanderous intent, or as a tongue-in-cheek kind of thing. I wasn't too heavily offended by it, so I'll let someone further away from the issue decide whether the article itself should stay or not. -RAHB 21:26, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
Strictly tongue-in-cheek. It's a parody website and I wanted to parody you. --Docile hippopotamus 09:17, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
As I figured. Carry on. -RAHB 10:20, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
I'm still waiting for my parody article. Come on, guys, get with it. Also, penis. Sir SysRq (talk) 14:45, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
Yes. I demand a mainspace article including my glorious self. Why are RAHB and Cajek the lucky ones? - [19:45 12 February 2009] YYettie
Who let you two out of the garage? -RAHB 21:59, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
My penis. Sir SysRq (talk) 23:14, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
That would explain how you deactivated the lasers... -RAHB 23:28, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
It would also explain my penis. Sir SysRq (talk) 23:38, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
Yes it would, amongst other people's penises. -RAHB 00:13, 13 February 2009 (UTC)
If by "penis" you mean "anus" then yes. Sir SysRq (talk) 00:23, 13 February 2009 (UTC)
If by "anus" you mean "sandwich" then yes. -RAHB 00:51, 13 February 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for voting

And now, a special message from the President *pff...hehe* of the United States
You see, Obama, America just isn't ready for an Islamabad president quite yet. That was your problem. Never go against the Lord. My fellow Uncyclopedians,
This past vote on VFH has been an emotional one for our wiki. The people have spoken, and I am honorated to accept the privilegitude to servify the Uncyclopedia front page for another eight years.
What do you mean, articles are only featured for one day?
Thank you for voting. Much love, Sir SysRq (talk)

Explanation of Amalekite page: Satire on the Bible

I see that you deleted the Amalekite page. I feel that it should be re-instated. Perhaps you missed the humour. I'll give you a little back-ground and the it may be clearer.

The Amalakites are first mentioned in Arabic and Jewish texts dating from about 2400. Just like other tribes at the time, they tended to fight with their neighbours.

In more recent times the term Amalekite has been adopted by the parody religion the Reformed Pastafarians, to refer to the council of senior advisers.

The article I wrote in uncyclopedia on the Amalekites mentioned that a tiny fanatical minority like to read texts that promote violence against the Amalekites. The reality is that a very large number of people in the western world read the Bible and encourage others to do so. The Bible is very nasty to the Amalekites. If the Amalekites are now a peace-loving group of people, then the Bible can be seen as inciting hatred and violence against an innocent group of people.

At no point did I want the Amalekite article to be in any way seen as anti-semitic and since the Amakeites and Jews were rival tribes about 2,400 years ago, I thought that it was worth explicitly mentioning that the Amalekites are now pro-Israel. Also that will further make the out-bursts in the Bible seem even more unjustified.

For the record here are some quotes from the Bible regarding the Amalekites:

Deuteronomy 25:19 says the following which I think is very funny: you shall blot out the memory of Amalek from under heaven. Do not forget. I genuninely am not making this up.

But much of the rest of the bible is more sinister: Psalm 83 recommends the following treatment of Amalekites: Do Thou unto them as unto Midian... Who were destroyed at En-dor; they became as dung for the earth.

Exodus 17:14-15 quotes the lord as saying I will completely blot out the memory of Amalek from under heaven. Moses replies: The LORD will be at war against the Amalekites from generation to generation.

Samuel Book 1, Chapter 15, Verse 3: Now go, attack the Amalekites and totally destroy everything that belongs to them. Do not spare them; put to death men and women, children and infants, ox and sheep, camels and donkeys.

and then later in Samuel Book 1, Chapter 15, the Lord is quoted as saying the following regarding the Amalekites: make war on them until you have wiped them out.

Samuel Book 1, Chapter 27, discusses David's warring with the Amalekites: Whenever David attacked an area, he did not leave a man or woman alive, but took sheep and cattle, donkeys and camels, and clothes.

Samuel, book 1, chapter 28, mentions what happens if you don't slaughter enough Amalekites: The LORD has torn the kingdom out of your hands and given it to one of your neighbors—to David. Because you did not obey the LORD or carry out his fierce wrath against the Amalekites.

Chronicles, book 1, chapter 4, mentions what the good descendants of Simeon got up to: They killed the remaining Amalekites who had escaped.

Regards: Samcollins1234 10:33, 16 February 2009 (UTC)

Well, I didn't read the article (so I don't know your reasons for deletion), but Sam here certainly knows his stuff if that sways you to his arguement. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 11:52, 16 February 2009 (UTC)
Satire? On the Bible? I've never heard of such a thing! Outrage! Also, this isn't my talkpage! Further outrage! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:59, 16 February 2009 (UTC)!
Since RAHB isn't around, I restored it under your userpage (User:Samcollins1234/Amalekites). Work on it, make it good, make it better, make it best, then ask an admin if it's good enough to move out to mainspace. It needs pics, more text, and that certain special something. I'll leave it up to you to figure out what that last one is (my certain special something is a mix of self-loathing and alcoholism). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:01, 16 February 2009 (UTC)
Self-loathing mixed with alcoholism, eh? A heady brew. I'll have a pint. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 12:04, 16 February 2009 (UTC)

Hmmm. I see my talk page has been bombarded while I was playing video games. Sam, let me first say that I totally understand your basis for an article here, after your lengthy explanation, and find the same humor in those verses that you do (damn Christians). I didn't delete your article because I thought it was offensive (and it has to be reeeeaaaally fucking offensive for me to really give a shit on that front), but because it was short. However, looks like Modus has got you all set up, so I look forward to reading your completed version in the future. You know. That place where all doors move up and down, instead of left and right. -RAHB 12:33, 16 February 2009 (UTC)

Shit! RAHB's back! Scatter! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:37, 16 February 2009 (UTC)
Bombarded, you say...? But, but, but...who would do such a heinous thing?! Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 12:40, 16 February 2009 (UTC)(was never was someone who looked like him)
Heinous? Heh. Heheh. "Anus." Heh. Heh heh. -RAHB 15:03, 16 February 2009 (UTC)
You said anus. Guffaw. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 11:57, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

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