User:RabbiTechno/bibliography

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Articles

Rough Pubs (Featured) Pikeys - Our Friends Land of the Jews (film) Harlow Unethical Holidays Mountain Jew Hasid House Pre-decimal British Coinage (Featured) Special Hebrew Common Household Pests Cohenheads Wild Jews Discovery Channel Jilly Goolden Tallit Brit Awards Real Ale Google - Corporate History (Featured) Raj's Kosher Nostra (Featured) - with Mordillo, TKF, Socky and MadMax Stabham

UnNews

"Feck" deemed non-offensive New Range of Low-Tech Personal Music Players Released (Featured) Major aircraft company pwned by hippies High-heeled shoes for babies hit UK‎ Solvent abuse amongst Jewish Teens increases Really Big Beaver On The Loose Squirrels set fire to politician's home Aliens stealing our artistic abilities Conflict breaks out down on the farm Atlantis Found on Ocean Floor Believers See Holy Father In Flames Teen gun expert shoots self in foot Arrests made after drug dealers complain of fraud "Maddie story still alive" say police Israeli girl, 14, becomes divorcee Japanese girls heat up the Winter Love-rivals, 86 and 74, in vicious battle Italy adopts new official state language BNP cocks up...again Cause of Calif. 'mysterious shaking' discovered Boy, 4, wins tropical island 'E.T.s visited ancient Earth' proof discovered New penis developer 'a success' Indian man marries dog UK Gov. pays £73m to zombies Falling metal had "Earthly origin" Office employees discover colleague is actually Satan British princess arrested Calif. man eats wild mushrooms, dies N.Korea opens pizzeria Biker pwned by turkey Thames "walking catfish" spotted Proved: Japanese people "weird" Lumberjack - worst job in USA Cat burglars arrested Bee business practises under investigation Jade Goody estate for London? Man lures girl (13) online, arrested under Calif. anti-fraud laws Poor school attendance amongst zombies US map of iniquity Praying pilot jailed Malaysian forms peculiar analogies G20 protestors distribute fake UnNews in London Russian emos "delighted" Special report - Boy George Evil wizard attacks Uncyclopedia Bishops warn against Reiki Obama meets UK Queen's dogs Police find crystal meth recipe in Bible Hogwarts marijuana factory busted Cornish town terrorised by OAP street-racing gangs Ten most disturbing films ever? Scientists to create methane-based lunar atmosphere World's unluckiest drug dealers arrested Spring arrives in OR, Apocalypse in NY Scottish Police successful in recruiting ethnic minorities Darwin's egg found in museum Burger King to scrap food after complaints Uncyclopedia to go into partnership with Calif. police British public unable to understand Polish cabbies Latest evil genius holds Earth to ransom Political extremism on the rise in animal world (featured) '09 vintage Qatar marijuana shows promise Obama's divine powers fading 'Alien bollocks' spotted on Mars Airline wins where Arabs fail Scientists build thought-controlled wheelchair Taxi firm to axe OAP's discount travel scheme China Government commands citizens to smoke more Fatties enjoy pork pie wedding cake Spiderman, Oompa-Loompa and Tinky-Winky in vicious street brawl Uncyclopedia to introduce new front page New army dolls to promote military Zombie becomes mayor of MO town Suffolk earth tremors explained Prince Charles feels the pinch 75% of turkeys "addicted to cocaine"

HowTo:

HowTo:Fuck with people's heads‎ HowTo:Go Cottaging‎

Old Stuff

Si's Pies - with User:Juan Kerr Euronymous CB Grannys' Terror Front