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In the Beginning...
I've been lurking in the shadows of Oscar Wilde watching and waiting for the right time to strike. Now is not that time. With the entirety of a school year about to come toppling on my head all at the same time, I have stupidly decided to begin being a face in Uncyclopedia instead of sitting in the corner twiddling my thumbs. So this user page will probably sit and rot until June when I will finally be free of the shackles of High School. Till next year.
If anyone has a completed 3-5 page essay and bibliography cards on the defeat of the Spanish Armada, I could reeeeaaallly use it right about now.
Damn, better start pulling my weight then...
In other news
I'm a n00b, know nothing/very little about editing and making articles, so if any senior user wants to take me under their wing, I'd be grateful. Though not right now. Sometime at a future date. Whenever I feel like it. Probably in Summer. Though I'll have to get a job probably. I can probably get one at the movie theater, though that would be boring. Or I could just be a bum, but not drive anywhere. What, I'm rambling? O sorry, anyway, I'll say a lil' sumthin sumthin when I need some help. Though I'll probably just ask around. Damn there it goes again. Ok off to do whatever the hell I was going to do. Glad I could waste your time, It's what I'm here for. You obviously have nothing better to do if you're looking up random users on Uncyclopedia. Go huff a kitten or something for FSM's sake.