Hi, my name is Random Pipings. Yep, that's right, you don't get to know my real name. I have written or improved several articles here on Uncyclopedia. Maybe you should look at them.
Articles I've written or re-written completely from scratch:
Articles I've added to or otherwise edited:
Beethoven - not logged in
Some of my articles may still be under construction. Anybody is welcome to add to them; just make sure that your contributions adhere to the overall style of the article, unless some humoristic device demands otherwise.