User:Red Mage

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Trogdor says that this user is awesome, and if you mess him up, he will burninate you.

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“One day they will inherit the earth, or was it Croydon, I forget now” ~ Oscar Wilde on Geek Empire


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Wikipedia doesn't have a proper article about Red Mage. It really wouldn't help those so-called experts by writing one either.
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Ah laik tuh sey stufs[edit]

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“In Soviet Russia, Green Lantern ring burns YOU!!”

i am teh engry now!
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...and unabashedly proud of it!
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This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

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This user doesn't know how to speak his mind, and hates people who speak their minds because they're all annoying liberals.
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ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
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will work for food.
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This user is a Sniper and has his/her rifle pointing at your head.
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has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.


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You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.


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This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.

Woohoo! This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was better than eleven Super Bowls!
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This user was brought to you by the letter G and the number 3.1415926535879732384626433832795028841972.

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This user is not who you think he is. In fact, he is someone who you think is not he, who thinks he is (who you think is not - who is).

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This user believes that "Purple "Monkey "Dishwashers" are going to take over the world.

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