User:Redlock

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...and unabashedly proud of it!
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FA-22 Raptor.jpg This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
British Royal Family.jpg This user is a monarch, or a megalomaniac.



... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
Shyny ub.jpg This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Alanmoore1.jpg This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.
Guitar-22px.jpg This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
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Pirates do it till you walk the plank.

usb This user likes to use userboxes.


my mood ring
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average
reading
active
not under
great stress
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If you win. Johnny will murder you today!



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B - o - r - i - n - g !
Hey, don't look at me.
I didn't write this crap!


Kraspin.gif One or more of the authors of this entry was terribly bored. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit... hey, we should go fly kites. That'd be so awesome! We haven't flown kites, since, like, summer. Hey, summer is when birds come out! Birds are so cool.
You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.
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RAS This user has RAS syndrome and therefore is a fan of DVD disks and LAN networks.

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1337 This user is elite.