User:Roger The Bum
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Weapons of Choice
What people say about Roger
“We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender to Roger The Bum.”
“In a perfect world, there would be no such thing as Roger The Bum. Oh just forget it, there's no such thing as a perfect world! If there were a perfect world, disease, war, China, You, Megatron, and Roger The Bum wouldn't exist.”
“All Your Base Are Belong To Roger.”
“Gefahrt Gefahrt und Heibelshliefelmussenkukelfahrtfahrt-undfahrt!”
Quotes on his bumness
“Money is the root of all evil, so as a bum, I guess I run as sudo.”
“Spare A Quarter?”