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Commander of the Order


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Though it's cold and lonely in the deep, dark night

They can see a Pair of Dice by the Dashboard Light

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You don't think that's creepy, do you?

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Lord Kearsy of Wicked

Mr. Kearsy so cool, he doesn't have to say anything in order to thank you. Just look into his eyes and you'll know.

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Jimmy the Shoeshine Boy as a reward."

The man turns away, muttering he has an appointent with someone's mom...

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