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Romartus takes extreme measures to defend his voting on the VFH nominations page.

This page is under deconstruction.. Just keeping these links here for quick reference. RecentUnNews template

How VFH really works.

RomArtus Imperator(talk). 19:51, 6 June 2009 (UTC) --{{Romartus/sig}} 21:39, November 6, 2009 (UTC)

Big Hands For the Little Guy.

Once planning permission has been received, this page will be restored and constructed next to a nuclear power station to assist Romartus's lack of inspiration right now. Currently working through archived articles to see if they need a hosing down and clean up...--RomArtus (talk). 15:03, November 10, 2009 (UTC)

It is a funny business being serious. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 07:02, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

Articles That Appear To Be OK But I Will Probably Keep Rewriting Them Till The Crack of Doom[edit]

You must be jobless if you spend your time as an admin on this 'wiki'

Uncyclopedia's workforce are allowed a time out from their computers to receive water from a grateful public...At least they hope this is water.

In the Works[edit]


Intro. Rest to follow. Trying to make sure I don't repeat the same jokes/ideas !


In My Head[edit]

Roman Emperors have been quiet of late though I did add a lot to the rather stumpy Constantine article. Will try and join up by now going backwards with Diocletian and see if I can at least make the list run from Sulla to Jovian.

On a different note, some ideas, 'Alexander Graham Ringtone', Nazi History Channel Programme Guide, Japanese Karaoke Attack At Pearl Harbor, Shakira's Law, Council of Python (1969):The Split Between British and American Humour/Humor and it's consequences for the History of Laughing Why Archaeopteryx got bullied as school,Why Working On Websites Like This Reduce The Sperm Count..etc.etc..

UnBooks Ideas[edit]

  • James Joyce's historical biography of Ulysses.S.Grant condensed into one day.
  • Flann O'Brien.

Other Ideas[edit]

  • CSI:Who Killed Cock Robin?
  • History Channel Programming Meeting
  • Michelangelo:Lust for Marble
  • Freud and the Western
  • St.Paul
  • Counterfictionals


Current page on our 'sister site' is pretty poor. More of a verbal eyesore.