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Anyways. I'm new to this Uncyclopedia thing, so plese tell me if I'm being stupid, not funny. On the other hand, if I am funny, also let me know. Praise equals good.

I'm English, so naturally my favourite pastime is to sip tea while eating cucumber sandwiches and exchanging polite conversation about last nights epic croquet match. Steryotyping is fun. I do like tea though.

Uncyc Work[edit]

I have one article under construction, which can be found here.

...and that's about it, except typo work and a few contributions to this article


Ah, userboxes. What fun.

Fortune cookie 20040628 223108 1.jpg This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! If you can not convince them, confuse them. Help!
Domokunyellownbackground.jpg This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

MontyPythonFootLeftSmall.jpg This user is from Camelot,
and eats ham and jam and spamalot!
British flag.gif This user is a total UKer
and knows how to queue.
(British Uncyclopedians)
This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

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This user is bisexual and so gets more than their fair share.