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  This user is not a clearly-defined native speaker of any commonly-spoken language.


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Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Bullsh!t whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
de-X This user only speaks Deutsch enough to seduce native Deutsch speakers.
en-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of English.
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Thith uther thpeakth Fight with a really thexy lithp.
fur-P This f****r speaks Furry heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
[[MediaWiki MW-X]] This user only speaks MediaWiki enough to seduce native MediaWiki
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[[Simple English se-0]] This user does not understand Simple English and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
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As such, they may be your priest, your next door neighbor,
or the creepy old guy your parents tell you not to talk to.

pika-4 This user speaks Pikachu at a near-native level.
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to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Random Humour

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zh-X This user only speaks Chinese enough to seduce native Chinese speakers.
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This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.
112 This user has written 112 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

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You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

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"Ah, why does a monstrous alien vagina flash on the screen before the actual article starts resolving?"

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If you saw this user it's possible that you might fall to the ground and

worship him/her, or spontaneously combust from a sex drive overload.

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Shown under an electron microscope.
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They are playing My Heart Bleeds for You.

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