User:Sannse

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Uncyclopedian of the Month Award Uncyclopedian of the Month February 2009

They don't call it Sannse Francisco for nothing!

Stuff what I have done:


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In response to the comment you left on mah talk page, go ahead and delete it. --GAMESPOT=666 21:45, 4 April 2007 (UTC)

Done. :) -- http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1e/Shiny3.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/Shiny2.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/5/54/Shiny1.png sannse http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1f/Pretty.png esnnas http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/5/54/Shiny1.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/Shiny2.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1e/Shiny3.png 11:51, 5 April 2007 (UTC)

I am confused[edit]

So I put my message above the line. User:Ryangrocks2/sig 21:31, September 21, 2011 (UTC)


Any messages left above This Line are from people who can't work out which is a talk page and which a user page. Bless....

User_talk:sannse/Archive cards & stuff

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Hi Sannse.

I recently cleaned up a backlog of links from File:Example.jpg and I was wondering if it would be possible to block the actual filename from being added to articles? This has apparently been a long-running problem and its frequently inserted into articles, either by vandals or inexperienced editors, via the toolbar's "embedded file" feature. MadMax 05:16, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
I would be against adding stuff to a blacklist: if by blacklist, you mean spamfilter, because spamfilter tripping is potentially more annoying than clutter. I.e. one must correct all spamfilter-tripping code in order to save a page. Ideally, I would suggest something that would "hide" the link to the file so the red link doesn't appear. Failing that, I would suggest a text based image with something allong the lines of "please insert a correct image name" or something. --Mn-z 05:31, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
Sounds like a custom js job to me... ask Spang -- http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1e/Shiny3.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/Shiny2.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/5/54/Shiny1.png sannse http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1f/Pretty.png esnnas http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/5/54/Shiny1.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/Shiny2.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1e/Shiny3.png 19:02, January 7, 2010 (UTC)

I want to change my username[edit]

And yes, I've read the guide, I know that it can only be done once, and I realise that it may implode the universe. Now, can I change my name to an already existing name? I want to change it to Fred, as it's my real life nickname and all, and I don't like the name Mahm00shA anymore. So, is it possible? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME • 06:37 • Sunday, 3-01-2010

Special:Contributions/Fred has contributions but is nearly 5 years inactive. Perhaps it can be usurped? --CharitwoTalk 06:40, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
Umm.. How about Fredd? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME • 06:49 • Sunday, 3-01-2010
Available, but you should see what sannse says about "Fred" first. --CharitwoTalk 06:50, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
I like Fredd more. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME • 06:52 • Sunday, 3-01-2010
Sannse? Where are you? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME • 15:49 • Sunday, 3-01-2010
Don't let him Sannse! MahmOOshA who is not a MahmOOshA is not really a MahmOOshA! ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 15:53, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
Seriously? You don't want me to change it? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME • 16:44 • Sunday, 3-01-2010
Well, it's just me yes? You do whatever you'd like. But MahmOOshA has been your name around here for a while now, and Fred? Seriously, it's so ordinary ;) ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 17:11, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
I know it's ordinary. The point is, I feel embarassed showing my uncyclopedia account to my friends with that stupid name I've got. Fredd is cool I guess. Also, no it's not "it's just me yes?" your opinion matters. Seriously, if you don't want me to change it OR you have another name in mind, say it :) SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME • 17:36 • Sunday, 3-01-2010
'Fred' is a no, sorry. I can do any unused name, if you are certain (I like Mahm00shA too, fwiw). Have you read my name change lecture? -- sannse<staff/> (talk) 19:08, January 7, 2010 (UTC)
Also, sorry for the delay, I've been doing all that crazy being off work stuff - sannse<staff/> (talk) 19:08, January 7, 2010 (UTC)
No problem, miss :) I'll just think about it one last time and give you the verdict shortly (in half an hour or something) SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME • 19:21 • Thursday, 7-01-2010
Well it's either Fredd or Mahmauscher (a refined version of mahm00shA).. I like Fredd more, but seeing that you guys seem to like the sound of the name Mahm00shA, I'll just go with both. Let it be Fredd The Mahmauscher SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME • 19:33 • Thursday, 7-01-2010
done! -- sannse<staff/> (talk) 02:09, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
My old password isn't working 94.246.126.229 08:25, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
My bad, all is fine now :) SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME • 08:34 • Friday, 8-01-2010 08:34, January 8, 2010 (UTC)

Something something namechange[edit]

Hey, yeah, per irc ("i'm sort of fed up of people being idiots with my username, plus Faggle is a cuter name :P"), it would be really awesome and I would be super grateful if my username were changed to Faggle as opposed to Fag. Anything else I need to do to prove it's me? :P http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/e/e5/Faglogo.png/25px-Faglogo.pngtalk 19:41, January 7, 2010 (UTC)

Wow, I've just set a trend :) SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME • 19:44 • Thursday, 7-01-2010
Haha it wasn't intentionally following you, I was just made to realise it's a better name and stuff, for the reasons above :P hope it isn't a trend, must be sorta heavy on the servers http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/e/e5/Faglogo.png/25px-Faglogo.pngtalk 19:51, January 7, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, I was just kidding, man, and by the way, faggle is a really cute name ;) Also, you're right, changing two usernames at the same time is gonna fuck the servers right up :) SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME • 22:32 • Thursday, 7-01-2010
And done! (all's good with the servers :) -- sannse<staff/> (talk) 02:09, January 8, 2010 (UTC)

Something Something Something Namechange[edit]

A little bird told me, before crapping on my shoulder, that you are the guy to go to if you want your name changed. I'd very much like it if you could shorten my name down to "Matfen", as that is how many seem to refer to me on here, almost no-one uses numbers in their name on Uncyc, and I have forgotten what the numbers were in reference to. Thanks. Sorry if I am perpetuating a trend btw. --Matfen 16:18, January 9, 2010 (UTC)

The usual question... have you read my name change lecture? -- sannse<staff/> (talk) 17:55, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
Twice now. Am also twice as sure now. --Matfen 18:42, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
Heed to the wise man's word, sister, for he knoweth the unknown. FreddThe Metalhedd http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/7/70/Flag_of_Egypt.png/22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/5b/Foxicon.png/18px-Foxicon.png 19:26 • Friday, 15-01-2010
Well, I know how to complete a Rubik's cube, so I guess that's something. --Matfen 20:00, January 18, 2010 (UTC)
Done, sorry for the delay (what the hell happened to my talk page while I was elsewhere??) -- sannse<staff/> (talk) 02:36, January 26, 2010 (UTC)

Whine whine whine[edit]

What's the deal with all the spambots? I've seen more "mejores paginas del mundo" than I care to count, which isn't a lot as I'm rather lazy. Maybe it's time to, dare I speak it, add an extra letter to the captchas? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 07:01, January 18, 2010 (UTC)

Remember all the whinging about the spam blacklist? And how I got the local one activated and the global one turned off for here? That means it's all officially your problem. Yay! -- http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1e/Shiny3.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/Shiny2.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/5/54/Shiny1.png sannse http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1f/Pretty.png esnnas http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/5/54/Shiny1.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/Shiny2.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1e/Shiny3.png 02:38, January 26, 2010 (UTC)
I thought the spam blacklist was just stopping us from putting penises in edit summaries. But if you say so. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 21:09, January 26, 2010 (UTC)
Special:SpamRegex allows you to block any text from edit summaries or article content. The point is that Uncyc is no longer protected by the global version (because of the whole penis thing). So if you get loads of spammers adding repetitive text, it's because you haven't put the right terms in the local version. Ya see? -- sannse<staff/> (talk) 23:16, January 27, 2010 (UTC)
Cool. I'm off to pester Mordillo or Spang about it, then. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 06:40, January 28, 2010 (UTC)
Hello there, I've been pestered by the above pesterer (pestree?) but the special:SpamRegex is limited to Staff and VSTF members. Can you sort that out so I can update it? Thanks. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 09:44, January 28, 2010 (UTC)
I think it's you and I that are the pesterees, and he's the pesterer. Although you are possibly both, so that's extra clever. I've passed on the pestering to Uberfuzzy now, and asked him to tweak the access levels -- http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1e/Shiny3.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/Shiny2.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/5/54/Shiny1.png sannse http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1f/Pretty.png esnnas http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/5/54/Shiny1.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/Shiny2.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1e/Shiny3.png 00:06, January 30, 2010 (UTC)
So the multiple version would be - pestereers?! ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 11:19, January 30, 2010 (UTC)
This is possible. Or I may just have switched off totally with an e overdoes.
So, the access issue should now be fixed. Anyone who wants a hand in using this, let me know or catch me on IRC. The only other issue now is that all admins have the ability to block the word "the" from being used in any article. As far as I'm concerned, this is officially Somebody Else's Problem. Yay!
Also, with my admin hat on, I'm now off to block all edit summaries containing more than one A in a row \o/ - sannse<staff/> (talk) 19:25, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
Lo again! This works perfectly, but who can I ask regarding some more advanced syntax (such as using wildcards etc)? ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 11:04, February 5, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost January several-days-agoth[edit]

I swore I'd never hand-deliver this again. Here it is. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:44, Jan 18

UnSignpost 21th January 2009[edit]

Also, it's MrN9000's mum's 60th birthday! 9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/c/ca/MrNCyber.JPG 17:38, Jan 21

Child Abuse[edit]

I'm concerned about the photo used in context with the article here. There are media guidelines and legal protection against the real-life underage victims of sexual abuse being identified; I wonder if making a claim, even as a joke, that a child, especially a non-celebrity, featured in a photo was sexually abused is legal. Even if it's not criminally illegal, it could possibly be grounds for a lawsuit. Even beyond that, I have to ask--how would the parents feel? Thanks for looking into this. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  22:28, January 21, 2010 (UTC)

A concerned editor (not me) changed the pic of the girl from a real-life photo to an anime image. As long as it stays that way, I think the problem's been solved. Thanks for listening! Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  22:57, January 21, 2010 (UTC)

Hi guys and Sannse.  :-) Yea, um... Pictures of children on Uncyc is fine. Pictures of children in an article about paedophiles is very dodgy... That picture with that caption... No. Not a chance. That new image is much better. Hopefully next time Why do I need to provide this? you will talk to me or another sysop before you go bothering Sannse. It makes you look like like... ... Anyway, let's keep that new image, and nothing else needs to be done. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 23:20, Jan 21
MrN9000, I'd be happy talking to you. But when a similar issue came up before, I tried talking about it with an admin, and got chewed out for doing so. The next time I tried dealing with an issue without going to an admin, and it became a fire fest on Unc, IRC, etc., and I was told I should have talked to an admin or Sannse. The next time I approached an admin about a similiar issue, I got threatened with getting blocked (and later was blocked for talking to a non-admin about avoiding a future problem). I got told in the future to talk to Sannse about such a problem before it became a big issue, so that's what I did this time. Now you suggest I don't. I'll tell you, it's trying to follow everybody's advice that's made me the *%*(%#! I am. :-) Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  23:38, January 21, 2010 (UTC)
Sorry I have no idea what you are talking about, and I have no intention of dragging up old ground. I think this issue is resolved now. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 23:52, Jan 21
I don't want to dig it up either. It's just been frustrating that often when I try to help, I get in trouble. But you've been very helpful, even if you did say I "look like like... ..." Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  23:57, January 21, 2010 (UTC)
He refers to [1] primarily which was the latest in several occasions. Let's put things straight here yes? You were never told not to talk to admins and talk to sannse when you have a problem. You were told, by me, to stop lecturing and start talking. Perhaps it is just your style of conversing, which is fine, but you can imagine it can be annoying to be lectured on a weekly basis from someone who claims one day that he is a noob (and acts like one) and then another day claims to be a 10 year wiki veteran, and switches between those capes whenever that suits him. I've also mentioned that you are always welcome to talk with me whenever you need when you have a problem concerning yourself, rather than playing the caped crusader. Other than that, there are numerous admins here you can always talk with if you don't want to talk with me, for obvious reasons. So, to summarize, no one ever told you not to talk with admins and no one told you to talk with sannse, as staff, by default. If you want to talk to her as one of the admins, that's your own choice. I hope everything is crystal clear now. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 08:35, January 22, 2010 (UTC)
Your position seems pretty clear to me, but I've seen a great deal of inconsistency on this site, which happens when you have several people together with no one in total control. I don't intend to defend myself as I don't believe that will help, other than to say I was honestly concerned and trying not to piss anyone off--obviously, at that I failed. As for the noob vs. 10 years experienced, my intent was to say I do have significant experience with wikis while at the same time admitting I'm new here and am just learning the ropes--every wiki is different. Obviously, that didn't work very well either, so I've dropped that (except that I do mention it on my user page, but have stopped doing it in posts). As for "playing the caped crusader," I'm trying to moderate that here and keep it in line, but frankly, that's me. If you think I've gotten myself in trouble here playing Batman, you should see the trouble I've gotten into in real life. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  22:01, January 22, 2010 (UTC)
Man have I been there. You know that when you stop a bullet with a silver tray under your shirt you still get these giant bruises? It really fucking hurts! - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:37, Jan 23
I know what you're talking about. I got one of those bruises a couple months ago and it took six weeks to heal. It hurt everytime I reached to answer the bat phone. I need to get rid of my thin 60s TV Batman costume and get one of those armoured ones they wear in the movies. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  05:52, January 23, 2010 (UTC)
I wouldn't ask Christian Bale if you can borrow his. He'd probably grab that silver tea tray and smack you round the face with it. --Matfen 12:35, January 23, 2010 (UTC)
Christian Bale? I'm not afraid of no Christian Bale, Ha ha! Uh, wait. He's not really here, is he? (Looks for a place to hide). Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  19:40, January 23, 2010 (UTC)

He just smacked me round the face with a silver tea tray for this page having too many indents. For being Batman, there's surprisingly still a lot he needs to learn about proper justice. --Matfen 20:19, January 23, 2010 (UTC)

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For your convenience, short summary of the above[edit]

Problem solved. I'm Batman. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  20:04, January 26, 2010 (UTC)

OK, that's good then -- http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1e/Shiny3.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/Shiny2.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/5/54/Shiny1.png sannse http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1f/Pretty.png esnnas http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/5/54/Shiny1.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/Shiny2.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1e/Shiny3.png 21:29, January 26, 2010 (UTC)

Hi Sannse[edit]

Could you let me know if there is any link between the following users MrCleveland (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups), Mr Alex (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups), Steventhemario (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups), 68.42.246.27‎ (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups) and 68.215.134.107 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups). If this is the user I think it is, they are using open proxy. Sorry, I know that's a lot. Thanks. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 19:38, Jan 24

Hi, the only connection is very vague (a range match between two of the above, no direct match). None of the logged in users seem to be usingt proxies here either. So nothing I can say about any of them via checkuser. Please ping me on IRC or via mail if you need more specifics (but, not much to say anyway) -- sannse<staff/> (talk) 21:29, January 26, 2010 (UTC)
Many thanks. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 22:22, Jan 26

I looked at the contribs of the registered users, and Mr Alex and Cleveland have both re-appeared just when Steven was making sockpuppets (Checked the block logs) and they both seem very interested in his favorite pages. HELPME 22:05, January 26, 2010 (UTC)HELPME

Your own business, you should mind it. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:08, 26 Jan
=( I really hate it when people say that... =/HELPME 23:22, January 26, 2010 (UTC)HELPME

Hi Sannse![edit]

I have nothing to complain about nor do I have any work for you to do. I just wanted to say hi! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:09, 26 Jan

Well hi there young fella! Do you like aeroplanes? -- http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1e/Shiny3.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/Shiny2.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/5/54/Shiny1.png sannse http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1f/Pretty.png esnnas http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/5/54/Shiny1.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/Shiny2.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1e/Shiny3.png 23:00, January 27, 2010 (UTC)
I sure do! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN23:12, 27 Jan
then tell the world. This is important. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1e/Shiny3.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/Shiny2.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/5/54/Shiny1.png sannse http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1f/Pretty.png esnnas http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/5/54/Shiny1.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/Shiny2.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1e/Shiny3.png 23:19, January 27, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 28th January 2010[edit]

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UnSignpost 4th February 2010[edit]

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I was wondering[edit]

When I type something in Wikia's searchbox, it doesn't show any Uncyclopedia results. Do you know why this is the case? Is it because we don't have ads? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 11:27, 6 February 2010

  • I was wondering the the same thing too. DJ Mixerr 23:40, February 8, 2010 (UTC) User:DJ Mixerr
Mainly it's because Uncyclopedia is likely to give a result for everything, and that won't be the result someone is likely to be looking for. If they search for World of Warcraft or Pokemon, the probably want a wiki that's actually about that. So for that particular search, we leave Uncyc out of it. -- http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1e/Shiny3.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/Shiny2.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/5/54/Shiny1.png sannse http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1f/Pretty.png esnnas http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/5/54/Shiny1.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/Shiny2.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1e/Shiny3.png 23:32, February 12, 2010 (UTC)

Hey sannse.[edit]

There's a bug- I'm not sure who to report it to, so I came to the local staff woman. It's with recent changes. Even if I select the 500 most recent changes, and set it to the past 30 days, it only shows about 30 results from today, and two results from yesterday. Apologies if I wasn't clear. But thanks in advance. Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 01:24, February 8, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, that's not a bug. It's because MrN and RDB have deleted a game which contained over 500 pages. All that is grouped into a huff log entry for each day. So not much other entries are gonna show up. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 01:35, 8 February 2010
Hey! I've also deleted some of that! ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 07:03, February 8, 2010 (UTC)
Now now 'dillo, can't they have this one? I mean, you did steal their ice cream. Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 07:49, February 8, 2010 (UTC)
So I have. All right then, but just this time. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 08:33, February 8, 2010 (UTC)
I do love it when you answer each other's questions and I don't have to do anything <3 - http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1e/Shiny3.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/Shiny2.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/5/54/Shiny1.png sannse http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1f/Pretty.png esnnas http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/5/54/Shiny1.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/Shiny2.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1e/Shiny3.png 23:34, February 12, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 11th February 2010[edit]

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Just a thought[edit]

Is it possible to update Uncyc'c editing toolbar so that it's like Wikipedia's new one? I imagine some of those symbols would come in handy at times. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 04:48, 13 February 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 18th February 2010[edit]

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Yom tov[edit]

I usually include you in my Jewish holidays/festivals greeting cards list just because of your interest in religions, and as this is the best Jewish holiday/festival - because it involves cakes and drinking too much - I won't make an exception. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 17:33, February 26, 2010 (UTC)

Aww, thanks! Best thing about religion, all those excuses for over-indulgence -- http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1e/Shiny3.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/Shiny2.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/5/54/Shiny1.png sannse http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1f/Pretty.png esnnas http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/5/54/Shiny1.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/Shiny2.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1e/Shiny3.png 02:41, February 27, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 25th February 2010 (It's not late your mum is)[edit]

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Link FA[edit]

Hi Sannse, Can I put the template {{Link FA|it}} in Uncyclpedia's pages corresponding Italian pages that are in our Walk of Shame? --Cugino di mio cugino 14:02, March 1, 2010 (UTC)

Not up to me :) ask over at Forum:Ministry of Love -- http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1e/Shiny3.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/Shiny2.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/5/54/Shiny1.png sannse http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1f/Pretty.png esnnas http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/5/54/Shiny1.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/Shiny2.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1e/Shiny3.png 23:11, March 3, 2010 (UTC)
I do believe he already got permission from the Jew. --Mn-z 03:00, March 4, 2010 (UTC)
Fairy Nuff -- http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1e/Shiny3.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/Shiny2.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/5/54/Shiny1.png sannse http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1f/Pretty.png esnnas http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/5/54/Shiny1.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/Shiny2.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1e/Shiny3.png 17:58, March 4, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 4th March 2010 (your calendar is wrong)[edit]

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UnSignpost 11th March 2010[edit]

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UnSignpost 18th March 2010 (on time as always)[edit]

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UnSignpost 25th March 2010 (hand delivered for added flavour)[edit]

--ChiefjusticeDS 22:09, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

Namechange something something[edit]

Hey sannse, could you change my username to Paizuri? I read your page about it and everything. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 18:15, 30 March 2010 (UTC)

NOOOOOOOOO! YOUR USERNAME IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL FLOWER!Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 18:30, March 30, 2010 (UTC)
*blush* —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 19:27, 30 March 2010 (UTC)
Uh. Did you see this message? —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 00:16, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
No. Like everyone else you've ever met, she ignored you.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 05:04, April 3, 2010 (UTC)
In addition, PWNED.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 05:07, April 3, 2010 (UTC)
Don't worry, she normally takes days to reply. On a side note, don't change your username, it's cool FreddThe Metalhedd http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/7/70/Flag_of_Egypt.png/22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/5b/Foxicon.png/18px-Foxicon.png 05:24 • Saturday, 3-04-2010
Aw, thanks. But your username was cool before, too. T_T --PaizuMaj. • JStwMUNLOBCrapWHORE • (Talk) 07:37, 4 April 2010 (UTC)
Fredd: days? damn, I'm aiming for weeks.
Pelargonium: certain-sure? last change to listen to your nick-fans... -- http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1e/Shiny3.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/Shiny2.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/5/54/Shiny1.png sannse http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1f/Pretty.png esnnas http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/5/54/Shiny1.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/Shiny2.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1e/Shiny3.png 20:39, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, I'm sure. --PaizuMaj. • JStwMUNLOBCrapWHORE • (Talk) 20:45, 4 April 2010 (UTC)
Weeks are days too, you know.. FreddThe Metalhedd http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/7/70/Flag_of_Egypt.png/22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/5b/Foxicon.png/18px-Foxicon.png 21:18 • Sunday, 4-04-2010
True, true...
OK, Pelargonium/Paizuri - done -- sannse<staff/> (talk) 21:38, April 4, 2010 (UTC)

I know it would usually be an admin to ask about this, but...[edit]

What would happen if 92. and later was softblocked? As in anon only. I've been watching that range for a while, ever since an IP from there blanked my userpage. And now, it is the "ChiefjusticeDS is a nigger jew" range. How much collateral damage would result? I know it's a pretty big range, but this is becoming annoying. Thanks.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 18:34, March 30, 2010 (UTC)

Disregard. I thought he was doing way more with this range than he actually was.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 18:40, March 30, 2010 (UTC)

Possible socks[edit]

Grottlesqueeb (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups) and NorthenerOfTheSouth (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups). I'm not 100% certain, but the former suspiciously removed an ICU from the latter's Cat peeling article. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 09:27, April 1, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, looks pretty certain. Let me know if you need the underlying IP to block -- http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1e/Shiny3.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/Shiny2.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/5/54/Shiny1.png sannse http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1f/Pretty.png esnnas http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/5/54/Shiny1.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/Shiny2.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1e/Shiny3.png 20:42, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
I can't imagine it's necessary, unless you disagree - the user hadn't been using his/her socks maliciously, so hopefully he/she will stick to the rules and no further action needs to be taken. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 20:21, April 5, 2010 (UTC)
PS - just been reading about shadow people. Don't think I like 'em very much, and I hope none of them live round here. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 20:21, April 5, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 1th April 2010 - Always on time[edit]

PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Friday, 04:45, Apr 2 2010 UTC

Sorry[edit]

I didn't mean to upset you with my comment earlier. It wasn't even directed at you in particular; all I want is transparency from Wikia, and I reserve the right to be boneheaded in demanding it. Here, have a cat in a chicken suit.

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--Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:00, April 3, 2010 (UTC)

I also sensed that I may have caused some offence by saying "It seems a dangerous precendent..." when what I meant to say was "Although it may seem a dangerous precedent...blahblah...we don't know what's going on, it might have not been worth the effort and I'm sure Wikia have their reasons." Have a Fox's Glacier Mint as a token of my apologies. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 11:43, April 4, 2010 (UTC)


Aww, thanks both. And apologies from me too if I'm a bit snappy... I'm sure you've heard enough of why on IRC (and Syndrome, if you want transparency on that then I'll let blast with the full whinge.)
And on transparency, Syndrome. I totally agree it's important. But I ask that you understand that it is not always possible to talk about every issue publicly - not unless you personally are going to take full financial and practical responsibility for me doing so. If you want to do that, and have the cash and the ability to re-host 100,000 wikis if we get closed because of my indiscretion about some future situation, then please feel free to pop in to the office and draw up a contact with my boss to that effect.
That's not to say I shouldn't have left a message with my deletion - please see the forum etc. for the several times I have apologized for that mistake.
Also, I know I keep repeating this, but I'm not sure you are hearing me: when you say "Wikia", you are saying "sannse". There is no big conspiratorial group that is "Ebil Wikia", just this woman and her team trying to do the right thing for the site and its users. Yes, I have a boss... and I can tell you exactly what he said to me when I brought this specific situation to him this week: "what are yo ugoing to do?" (typo is his ;). I told him I was working on the problem, and we went on to the next thing on my list.
Talking of that list... I really need to get back to that (and to my Sunday). Syndrome: I'll be on IRC later if you want to talk in person -- sannse<staff/> (talk) 21:25, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
EXCUSE ME - HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THE TATTOO ON MY ASS THAT SAYS - EBIL WIKIA WAS HERE? ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 21:28, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
*spits out his coffee abruptly* --nldr 21:31, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
Wow... that was your ass? We must both have been drunk -- http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1e/Shiny3.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/Shiny2.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/5/54/Shiny1.png sannse http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1f/Pretty.png esnnas http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/5/54/Shiny1.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/Shiny2.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1e/Shiny3.png

UnSignpost 4/8/10 - Oh hi Signpost.[edit]

Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 19:54, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

Cookies[edit]

The ferrets say thanks very much, om nom nom nom. They're currently making their way through the intertubes under the Atlantic to the USA and will be leaving a little coiled thankyou message under your bed. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 11:04, April 14, 2010 (UTC)

Awww... bless their little cotton socks. If ferrets have such things -- http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1e/Shiny3.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/Shiny2.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/5/54/Shiny1.png sannse http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1f/Pretty.png esnnas http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/5/54/Shiny1.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/Shiny2.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1e/Shiny3.png 04:20, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
Ours do - as well as special little string vests to keep them warm in winter. I keep telling them that some ferrets have to go down dark holes and kill rabbits for a living, but they just lie back on their padded fleece bed and look all cute. Spoilt much? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 07:58, April 16, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 15/4/10 - Yet another on time delivery.[edit]

--ChiefjusticeDS 20:34, April 15, 2010 (UTC)

'Ello ello[edit]

See User talk:ChiefjusticeDS#Ban. Many users are being autoblocked when the IP addresses listed aren't even theirs. Also, Puppy's comment raises something interesting. Is this a Wikia bug? Or are we just high?--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 01:14, April 30, 2010 (UTC)

Sorry to turn up and nag you about the same thing again, but I've had a number of users complain to me about the same issue again today here and then immediately below. It seems that people are being autoblocked for brief periods of time, for reasons that currently escape me. Would be you be OK to look into this for us? As a staffy person that does staffy things. Thanks. --ChiefjusticeDS 16:48, May 4, 2010 (UTC)
Sorry, I hadn't signed in for a few days and so didn't see this (gah that lack of global messages for uncyc!). I'll look in to this and see what's going on -- http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1e/Shiny3.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/Shiny2.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/5/54/Shiny1.png sannse http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1f/Pretty.png esnnas http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/5/54/Shiny1.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/Shiny2.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1e/Shiny3.png 01:20, May 9, 2010 (UTC)
Thanks for your help.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN Candidate NOTM USS Pees Stain ) 02:49, May 9, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 1 May[edit]

Brought to you by fucking magic. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 10:19, 1 May 2010

Forum:What_the_hell_is_this_new_login_screen#Guys...[edit]

Extra question posted on the forum for you. I'm trying to keep the conversation centralised there so it doesn't lead to spamming alternative contact channels. PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Sunday, 02:28, May 9 2010 UTC

Ah, now wait 'till you see Wikia's ideas on talk pages and making them actually work (Monaco only I expect, and not scheduled yet) -- http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1e/Shiny3.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/Shiny2.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/5/54/Shiny1.png sannse http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1f/Pretty.png esnnas http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/5/54/Shiny1.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/Shiny2.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1e/Shiny3.png 03:01, May 9, 2010 (UTC)
Well, it appears that the community here is a huge supporter of change. PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Sunday, 04:24, May 9 2010 UTC

And another thing[edit]

Most users here, myself included, use monobook as our standard screen. This means most users have been unaware of the issue where banner ads have been shown on the site when using a monaco skin. I have discussed this before with admins and they have said that they have taken it up with wiki and it was most likely and oversight. I've now noticed that under the default skin using opera mini that I'm now getting advertising being displayed, which does appear to be contrary to the NC-BY-CC-SA that we write under - most notably the NC part. Is this a bug or is Uncyclopedia going to become a commercially sponsored site? And is the original issue of advertising showing with Monaco skins also being reviewed/rectified? PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Sunday, 06:51, May 9 2010 UTC

Possibly you haven't seen me say before, but I do try to keep reminding people that Uncyclopedia has had ads in the past (before moving to Wikia, and part of the time while on Wikia) and it is certainly not guaranteed that it won't have ads in the future. Hosting Uncyclopedia costs a significant amount of money, and it is not against the license for that hosting to be paid for by ads (as it is on other -nc wikis on Wikia). Monaco and the mobile skin both have ads by default, and that has never been changed for Uncyclopedia. That's not an oversight, it's just how the skins are built for all wikis (as I said to those who contacted me about this). There are no current plans to replace the ads on Monobook for Uncyclopedia, although my personal belief is that the current imbalance can't last forever - at some point I think Uncyc will have to go back to contributing for its hosting. -- sannse<staff/> (talk) 08:08, May 9, 2010 (UTC)
Haven't seen it before, so I apologise if I'm belabouring on a moot point. I also wasn't a regular here before Uncyc was hosted by Wikia. On an side note, I've also been advised that the contributions by authors here remain the property of the authors - meaning that Uncyc are unable to publish a "best of uncyclopedia" type of book - which would be my preferred way, if possible, of raising revenue. I don't understand it all completely, but if I were to take the articles I contributed here would I be able to republish them elsewhere for profit? And is the idea of a collection of uncyc material in a book form sold to pay partially to cover the cost of hosting a possibility? PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Sunday, 08:36, May 9 2010 UTC
Yes, the authors of the work hold the copyright, and keep the option of publishing for profit or otherwise. There is a bit of ambiguity over minor contributions... but many articles have one primary author who could give permission for use of the work. That said, publishing a book wouldn't be easy or be likely to be profitable enough to support Uncyclopedia. (Although I don't have current figures for how much it costs to host this site) -- sannse<staff/> (talk) 00:37, May 10, 2010 (UTC)
That's fine - working out if a collection of Uncyclopedic works - given permission from the authors of particular articles - for a potential profit that can be channelled back into raising money for Uncyc would be worthwhile. If, for arguments sake, we were only able to raise $50, then that would at least be $50 more that could be funnelled back into the cost of hosting or towards PLS or who knows what else. If, on the other hand, we are able to advertise on Uncyc in order to raise funds for the cost of hosting, etc, then there is a logic behind actually putting this into practice. I enjoy writing for Uncyc, and I see value in it's existence, so I'm happy to use commercialism to keep it going. But before we can put anything into practice it makes sense to find out what can possibly be done. PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Monday, 01:28, May 10 2010 UTC

Hey sansse[edit]

Can you permanently disable the mobile skin for my account? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME 08:14, May 9, 2010 (UTC)

Sorry, I don't have the ability to do that -- sannse<staff/> (talk) 00:38, May 10, 2010 (UTC)

hello, it's me sanse The preceding unsigned comment was added by StarDestroyer1 (talk • contribs)

So I heard this will suffice[edit]

Pancakerabbit.jpg -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 23:43 May 28 2010

Of course. Thanks -- http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1e/Shiny3.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/Shiny2.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/5/54/Shiny1.png sannse http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1f/Pretty.png esnnas http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/5/54/Shiny1.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/Shiny2.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1e/Shiny3.png 23:55, May 28, 2010 (UTC)

Partial despoil[edit]

You did a partial archive, so it's a partial despoiling. Oh yeah.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN Candidate NOTM USS Pees Stain ) On Saturday, 12:17, May 29 2010 UTC


Username Change[edit]

Ok, I have a problem. I've had the same username for the last 2 or 3 years, and it's sorta stupid and embarrassing. Can you change it to what's on my signature. (I have that one on my signature because the other is, as I said, stupid and embarrassing.)

--Gamma287 22:24, June 14, 2010 (UTC)

IRC thingy![edit]

Can you help me change my hostmask from unaffiliated to Uncyc! Thanks you! Love, User:Ethine/sig

SPAM FILTER @%#[email protected]%@%[email protected]$[edit]

Sannse love, someone updated the spam filter that now forbids the use of driveto (with space) and goto(with space). Can you perform acts of extreme pain over their sole-less shell and rollback the issue? Please? please? ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 16:52, June 16, 2010 (UTC)

Add to that a derogatory word that starts with an F and ends with UCK. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 16:53, June 16, 2010 (UTC)
I guess I'm too cool for a filter...--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN Candidate NOTM USS Pees Stain ) On Wednesday, 08:11, June 16 2010 UTC
Fuck this stupid drive to and go to thing. PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Wednesday, 21:25, Jun 16 2010 UTC

Moving pictures[edit]

Hello wonderful. There has arisen a thingy recently relating to moving pictures being hosted here. In short, they are unable to be. From what I understand they can be added as per this thing. Are we able to do this? It has meant that this type of situation has arisen, along with this type of situation. Thanks. PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Wednesday, 21:24, Jun 16 2010 UTC