User:Sapphire Dragon/usb

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This user has tested positive for INFP on the Myers-Briggs Test

Smite lightning.jpg This user is extremely fond of lightning, and as such, contains very high voltages. It is advisable to be slightly cautious.
us-N This user is a native speaker of American English.
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en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
This user is an ageless Immortal or so they like to think.
ja-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Japanese.
Sex This user is against sexuality. Probably because they're not a pervert like you.

es-E This user only speaks Español because it was a required course in school.
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enr-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Engrish.
pika-4 This user speaks Pikachu at a near-native level.
ht-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of HTML.
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il-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Igpay Atinlay.
PEACE This user is a naturalist, so he or she wants to live in a treehouse.
gee-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Geek.
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rh-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Random Humour.
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sa-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Sarcasm.
Sense This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.
sp-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Spanglish.
Crystal Clear app kcmdf.png This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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User opposes the use of Bullet.
US flag.png This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
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This user can contribute with an advanced understanding of how to speak her mind.
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This user is reading your thoughts!

Brain.gif This user's IQ is 141.

Kraspin.gif This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
Utorrent logo.png This user believes in freedom of all types of information for all.

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
Wii.jpg This user prefers the Wii as 'it's the game play that counts'.
Nintendo ds.png This user snob prefers the DS Lite over the original DS.
TI-83.png This user plays games on a graphing calculator as they live in the Philippines or are extremely weird.
LV-2 This user considers him/herself an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.
Small notebook gamer.jpg This user prefers to play games on a laptop as they don't have to stop to go to the toilet.
Cowbell2.gif THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
Fireman1.jpg This User tries to stop flamewars to protect the O-zone layer.
Crystal Clear app kcmdf.png This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
Official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Userboxtradingcard.svg.png This user collects userboxes as if they were trading cards hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.
Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
48px-Face-surprise.svg.png This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.
Shh.jpg This user can be trusted with your deepest, darkest secrets.
Bread2.jpg This user is a cereal killer.
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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.


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This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.

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usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Usb! No, really!


USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!


Color This user likes random colored userboxes.
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1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
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Pikachuevolving.PNG This user does not believe in evolution preferring instead the alternate theory of Intelligent Design. This means they are not going to hell.
Lorenz attractor yb.svg.png This user is fascinated by chaos theory. Probably, s/he doesn't really know but 'chaos' sounds faintly apocalyptic: bring on the carnage!
Crystal Clear app kcmdf.png This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
OBN.png This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!

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やらないかこの利用者は水鉄砲で後ろの穴の強姦をするのが大好きです。……君はその……したいの?何で未だ逃げないの?馬鹿!

-which can actually be read and understood by this user. Whoo. ....Yaranaika?