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Tntasplode.png This user is an admin. Don't mess with them, or you will be BANNED.
Or eaten by a grue.
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{{article count|5}}
5 This user has written 5 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

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{{audio count|2}}
2 This user has recorded 2 audio files because they love the sound of their own voice.

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God4.gif This user is a Bureaucrat and they have the power of creation at their fingertips. They may ban or delete occasionally too.
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This user is left-handed.
In Latin they would be sinister.
(List of left-handed Uncyclopedians)

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This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

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This user walks down the
left hand path
Thus, they would be considered evil by the Catholic Church.
(List of left hand path Uncyclopedians)
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{{User Bright Future}}
Sunglasses.jpg This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.
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{{User IQ}}
Brain.gif This user's IQ is Over 9000.

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{{User hostage}}
Fortune cookie 20040628 223108 1.jpg This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! If you are a worm, sleep late! Help!
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{{User iamafish-en}}
CohoSalmon.jpeg This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.
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{{User iamalemming-en}}
Lemming.jpg This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.
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{{User iamanaeroplane-en}}
FA-22 Raptor.jpg This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
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{{User iamamonarch-en}}
British Royal Family.jpg This user is a monarch, or a megalomaniac.

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Llama Rocking Chair.JPG This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
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Llama Rocking Chair.JPG See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.
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Llama Rocking Chair.JPG No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama.

<-- See?

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Llama Rocking Chair.JPG Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
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Llama Rocking Chair.JPG What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
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Llama Rocking Chair.JPG Whoa! You made it! Good job!!

Now go away.

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{{User Senioritis}}

This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.

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{{User MrDucky}}
Mr rubber ducky.gif This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?
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{{user mutant}}
Sign1.png This user is a mutant.
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{{user angel}}
No Wikipedia.png
Wikipedia doesn't have a proper article about Saturn1/userboxes. It really wouldn't help those so-called experts by writing one either.
Face-angel.svg This user is an angel.

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{{user girl}}
Female.png This user is a girl and is made of sugar, spice and everything nice.

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{{user boy}}
This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.
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{{user no gender}}
This user is unsure of his or her gender and doesn't want to know.

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{{user grue}}
Domokunyellownbackground.jpg This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

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{{User Leon Fan}}
Leon Trotsky icon.jpg This user is humping Leon Trotsky's leg.
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{{User Mind reader}}

This user is reading your thoughts!

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{{User Nietzsche Fan}}
Nietzsche187a.jpg This user is humping Friedrich Nietzsche's leg.
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{{User Paladin}}
Paladin.gif This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.
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{{User Poor}}
Monbags.jpg This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.

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{{user procrastinate}}
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
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{{User serviceable-no}}
750px-High voltage warning.svg.png No user serviceable parts inside.
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{{User clone|Username}}
Biohazardnew.jpg This user is an evil clone of Username.
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{{User Camelot}}
MontyPythonFootLeftSmall.jpg This user is from Camelot,
and eats ham and jam and spamalot!
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{{user notanumber}}
Numbersix.gif This user is not a number, s/he is a free wo/man!
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{{User Asian}}
Counter-Strike retail box This user is an Asian and probably lives at an internet cafe playing World of Warcraft24-7.
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{{User CS}}
Counter-Strike retail box This user is addicted to Counter-strike, and won't mind blowing your face off with an AK-47.
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{{User Ubox-crap|some other page}}
This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.

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{{User shiny}}
Shyny ub.jpg This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
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{{User Official}}
Official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
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{{Steal userboxes}}
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
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{{User shuvel}}
This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.
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{{User wizard}}
Alanmoore1.jpg This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.
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{{User Alien Anteater}}

This User is a Taahgaarxian . Run, atheists, run!

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{{User paint}}
Msyclopaintia.jpg This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
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{{User wants featured}}
Potatohead aqua.png This user wants [[{{{1}}}]] featured.

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{{User anon}}
Image-4.jpg Formerly lost among the dregs of society, this User has defected and crossed over from the dark side. Welcome to the machine....
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RENT This space for rent.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

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This space for rent.
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{{User:Tom Mayfair/User Chickenbox}}
Chickenbox2.0.png This user raises their own chickenbox.
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{{Userbox Template}}
Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
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{{User Euroipods}}
Euroipods1.jpg This user supports the giving away of free iPods.
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