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Canadian snowman.jpg This user is cooler than you.

Kraspin.gif This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

Don't make a move. I'm watching you.

Welcome to me. I have wondered into Uncyclopedia and thought it was much funnier than ED. *Whatever happened to lame but funny websites?*

I use a lot, therefore I'm a user. Scoomb usually edits and picks out speelinh miss-takes, adds a few S-M-R-T comments and uploads picas. That is the world of me, the use a lot.

Using my boxes[edit]

OperaLogo.jpg This user uses Opera, but is above petty musicals.
Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

Sucrose b small.gif This user joined the [email protected] Team, because he/she gives a damn & so should you.

Pi3.14.jpg This user loves pi
RENT This space for rent.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

This user is left-handed.
In Latin they would be sinister.
(List of left-handed Uncyclopedians)

Brain.gif This user's IQ is Over 9000.

usb This user likes to use userboxes.

UBX This user opposes other users screwing with his/her userboxes.
NO This user doesn't care.
Mr rubber ducky.gif This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?

What I speak[edit]

en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
rh-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Random Humour.
gb-E This user only speaks Gibberish because it was a required course in school.
Wiki.png This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.