User:Scott/HowTo:Pass Class

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~ George W. Bush on Passing Class

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Passing class can be a very difficult task for a person's life. It's so hard that some human rights organizations have declared that schools are cruel and unfair to students. Politicians(but like all other things) have not fixed this because they're to busy having a "I'm right, your wrong" argument and students are continuing to suffer. Fortunately Uncyclopedia has a HowTo to help those poor students. This howto will also help math students as well since it can be harder then other classes.

Contents 1 Getting to school 2 Taking notes 3 Homework 3.1 Math 4 Reports 4.1 Math 5 Test, quiz's and exams 5.1 Math 6 You passed!!

[edit] Getting to school

As hard as it might to believe, you can't pass class without going to school. Unfournately even getting school can be very hard. So the first you need to do when getting in morning:

1. Wake up
   

1. Go eat to breakfast
   
2. Go back to sleep
   
3. Have your parent's come in and yell at you
   
4. Either:
   

• Bush your teeth
  
• Take Shower
  
• Bush your hair
  

(No one will notice if you don't do the other, just make sure you do one)
5.Get a fake parent's note just in case you're late saying that you have a headache with your parents signature(Either use existing note or just copy your parent signature)

6.Go to shool.

[edit] Taking notes

Don't take notes. They're just a way of making teachers look like they actually teaching and get paid; instead actually listen what saying instead of wasting that time taking notes.

[edit] Homework

Homework,like notes, don't do anything really just to make it look like that the teachers are in fact doing a good job at teaching their students. Instead of wasting all that time working on homework, just choose the class that you have the most in and go in early for tutoring and say that you didn't understand. If you have more then one class like that just tell the teachers that you into the class that you had to go to the class that you went to work on.

[edit] Math

Math....This can be difficult ...We all know that passing math is hardest of all classes mostly because of the homework(and even if you did use the excuse that you didn't understand it's not guaranteed to work)...What you need to do is find someone in your class that actually likes math(their are a few) and copy the answers form them...

[edit] Reports

Reports are easier then they look their just some things you need to remember when working on your reports:

1. Use Uncyclopedia instead Wikipedia-Jimbo Wales admits that he gets about 10 emails a week about how a school students failed class. The Uncyclomedia Foundation is proud to announce that it has never recived any complaints of the validity of it's content.

1. Copy over other reports- Don't waste time doing of writing a full report use another report but fill in the blanks.
2. Add a lot of big vocabulary words- For some reason it work every time for the spelling grammar points.
3. Do a report on someone that people don't know to much about-Use someone famous enough to have a wikipedia article but someone(or something) so that she wouldn't catch incorrect information.
4. Repeat information- This will give the ability to make your report look longer.
5. Turn it in-...

[edit] Math

Wow...You have reports for math class it must really suck to be you...

[edit] Test, quiz's and exams

Ok it's easier then it looks. You see teachers may seem like they can be smart but they can complete morons on test. You see you don't have to look at someone else's test the tell the answears on your own test:

 1)What is it called when a organism(such as a plant) produces energy form sunlight 

   A)Photosynthesis

   B)Light energy

   C)Plant Power

   D)The Power is ours!

  2)If an organism creates energy from photosynthesis, meaning the energy produced form the sunlight, which of the would be an       
   organism does this

    A)Plants

    B)Insects

    C)Animals

    D)Superman

You see the error. The teacher not only gave the correct answer for number 1 in question 2 but the teacher also gave the correct answer for number 2 for in question 1.

[edit] Math

Can't help you....Everyone has to suffer...

[edit] You passed!!

Great now that you passed you'll now have either have A) go to collage, B)Get a low paying job C)Become a full time editor of uncyclopedia.