User:Sean the wiry, bony, and thin

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Hey guess what, I'm back!

Freedom, Freedom, Freedom, OY!

THAAAAAAAAAAAAAT'S RIGHT! and this time it'll be better than ever.

Howdoishotweb.jpg Here's Your Warning:
I know Spider-Man, and as such can get him to kick your ass ANYTIME!

So, Here you have it. I could tell you about myself, but that would be a bit superfluous, due to the ever-increasing Tower o' Userboxes on my page. Hey, if I'm not here, feel free to drop me a line, here.

  • Name = Sean
  • Age = Eleventy
  • Height = 6' 3"
  • Density= ?
Cow Moo Cult
This user posses the newbie rank of Mud Grunt, is a Cult Peasant and have Cow Moo power over all non-cult members.

“I love This Guy

~ OW
typo-N Tihs suser is s anative spealer fo Typo.
vl-X This user only speaks Valley girl enough to seduce native Valley girl speakers.
17-N This user is a native speaker of 1337.
pika-L Thith uther thpeakth Pikachu with a really thexy lithp.
fr-P This f****r speaks Français heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
bu-N This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.
tx-0 This user does not understand Texan and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
du-X This user only speaks Dumbass enough to seduce native Dumbass speakers.
MS-N This user grew up in a forward-thinking family, and therefore always speaks his mind, you nerd.
RENT This space for rent.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

Keys.jpg The Flying Spaghetti Monster and Alicia Keys love this user, and He has blessed this page.
TommyGang.jpg This user is part of the Family... You've been warned....
Biohazardnew.jpg This user is an evil clone of Altair.
Skullnbones.gif This user has just killed Altair.
Hummingruby.jpg This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.

Domokunyellownbackground.jpg This User has been officially punished on Un-Bestiary. Learn from his mistakes and don't get flogged.
LeprechaunMoon.png This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun, and believes himself to be Irish.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
This user is a drill sergeant and just loves to turn n00bs into real men!
This user is an Assault Soldier and is pWn1ng n00bs with his quarter gun.
Leroy.gif This user is a veteran/combatant of the war.

This user is right-handed.

In Latin, he would be dexter.

Anti-Benson.JPG This user denounces BENSON.


This user is better than BENSON, and is an Anti-BENSON-ite! Muahahaha!

Shh.jpg This user can be trusted with your deepest, darkest secrets.
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This user has been blocked
a few times.
Color This user likes random colored userboxes.
Utorrent logo.png This user believes in freedom of all types of information for all.

This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it.
Vista logo.png This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies


This user is not who you think he is. In fact, he is someone who you think is not he, who thinks he is (who you think is not - who is).

Gefahrensymbol F.png This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
Lotus.gif This user is a reincarnation of Randy Rhoads.
Wikipedia no soul.png This user will never forget October 23, 2008, the day that Wikia sold its soul.
Wheel.jpg This user watches Wheel of Fortune.

Purple monkey dishwasher.jpg

This user believes that "Purple "Monkey "Dishwashers" are going to take over the world.

Pink Ninja Gang.jpg This user is not a ninja because ninjas are gay.
sub subliminal!
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.
Bigbroeye.jpg Big Brother is watching this user...and YOU!

This user is reading your thoughts!

Brain.gif This user's IQ is MCMLXXXIV.

Batman This user knows that criminals are a cowardly lot, and uses fear to fight injustice and those who would prey on the fearful...
Oops no web copy.JPG This user does not know how to shot web.
Please help by teaching him.
(List of other users not knowledgeable on this subject)
Bush-jail bars-war criminal.jpg This user hates George Bush and therefore believes he must be arrested and tried for war crimes.
Straight.jpg This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight

ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.
Paladin.jpg This user is a member of DiZ's inner circle. Fear him.
GN'R This user is Welcome In The Jungle.

This user is too pirate for your internet.

Deadbarney3.gif This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.
.sdrawkcab si resu sihT

!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
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.EDOLPS A DAEH S'RESU SIHT Daeh-gnidolpxE.gif
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Fibonacci.jpg WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love the Fibonacci Sequence and anything to do with it.
Hiding kitty.jpg This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.
Monbags.jpg This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.

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HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.

253951 photo.gif Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!

Popeeyebeams.jpg This user has eye beams.
Tien Eye Beams.gif This user has eye beams.
Bofh.png This user hates telephones. Could be due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them.
Shyny ub.jpg This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
Kraspin.gif This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.

This user thinks dictionaries may have important omissions.

610px-NGC Gamecube.jpg This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube as he broke his window with the Wii remote and can't afford another.
PS2 This user enjoys playing games on a PlayStation 2 as it's just as good as a PS3.
LV-2 This user considers himself an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.
Z This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire.

Grueslayer.PNG This user edits Grueslayer.
TA This user believes there are too many crappy text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
RS This user no longer plays RunEscape. Congratulate them on their recovery and welcome them back to reality

Antisensor.JPG This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Usb! No, really!

Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
Userboxtradingcard.svg.png This user collects userboxes as if they were trading cards hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.
Napoleon4.jpg This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
You are not Thinkerer.JPG This user is not The Thinkerer.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama.

<-- See?

Cheeze.jpg This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
OrangeOrange.jpg This user likes to eat anything orange.
Apple.jpg This user likes apples. Or he is one already.
Bread2.jpg This user is a cereal killer.
Clown chili peppers.jpg This user fears the clowns.
Amonite Cropped.jpg This user is interested in Fossils. Some call this necrophilia.
Heritage Routemaster.jpg This user uses public transport and so has most likely been mugged, raped or murdered.
US flag.png This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
PEACE This user is a naturalist, so he probably frolics about the woodlands playing the pan flute.
No hammer and sickle.PNG This user is an

... and is unabashedly American!

Virgindeguadalupe.jpg This user is Catholic and believes articles become featured through good works, not faith.
Lovejoybox.jpg This user is a Christian

(as long as he put a dollar in the box)

Jew.gif This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled for all honors and persecutions as such.

אױ This user has a sizeable amount of schmaltz and chutzpah.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.

This user doesn't want to be an American idiot.

Guitar-22px.jpg This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
Gnome-speakernotes.png This User's Favorite Sound is Feedback!
Cnorris.png WARNING:This user knows Chuck Norris and therefore must be either Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Oscar Wilde or dead. Proceed with caution!!!
teen This user is a teenager and so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Probably.
HeteroSym-pinkblue2.svg.png This user identifies as straight and so is probably homophobic.
HeteroSym-pinkblue2.svg.png This user is straight and so desires intimate relations with members of the opposite sex. The freak.
Userbox-single.svg.png This user is Single but is currently stalking someone.
Gefahrensymbol F.png This user is a pyromaniac.

Sign1.png This user is a mutant.
3wisemonkeys.jpg This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

Wikipedia-logo.png This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as he can throw it... but nonetheless uses it on a daily basis.

This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout his name during intercourse.

Llama Rocking Chair.JPG What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
Canadian snowman.jpg This user is cooler than you.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG Whoa! You made it! Good job!!

Now go away.

NO This user doesn't care.

How long ago I killed you while you were reading my userboxes

Now that you're dead, I'm going for a scuttle