User:Simsilikesims

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This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user hates telephones. Could be due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them.

This user is a girl and is made of sugar, spice and everything nice.

A	This user is an adult in body only.

IC	This user is a member of Imperial Colonization.

Helper of a Featured Article
This user is lazy and uncreative and, instead of writing their own article, helped edit another person's idea. You can vote for other edited gobshite or nominate your favourite articles at Uncyclopedia:VFH and view the article at the featured archive.

Boring Hobbies

B - o - r - i - n - g ! Hey, don't look at me. I didn't write this crap! WAIT, yes I did. Nevermind.

• cable television
• The Sims
• collage
• prank calling Oscar Wilde
• throwing sheepBegging for in-game stuff on Facebook
• singing online karaoke
• making useless lists
• downloading this song
• collecting lists and other junk

Article Attempts

• Ice Cream Flavors Not in the Top 100
• What was god thinking!?
• Cleanliness
• Greatest discovery - my first ICU casualty (apparently someone disagreed with the idea that particular article was their greatest discovery)
• Howto:Get a job
• Carbohydrates - my first PLS attempt (needless to say, it did not win).
• Theory of infinitely extended particles - a Wikipedia spork (soon to be deleted from Wikipedia)

See also

• Ydiot
• Lazy
• Ban