User:Sliferjam

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Potatochopper of the Month Award Potatochopper of the Month August 2007

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“Never heard of it.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Sliferjam

“ur ghey”
~ User:Braydie on Sliferjam


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A rare, but abundant sliferjam.

Who?[edit]

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...and unabashedly proud of it!
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This user likes Jam. A lot.

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This user is a God.
Really.
What they are God of what has yet to be determined. Worship them.
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This user is convinced DiZtheGreat has a sister and wants her phone number.

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This user has a Pimp Hat of +12 Pimp.

Don't make them bitchslap you.

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I'm Sliferjam. That is all. Any more and I would have to kill you. Or have someone do it for me. Actually, I'm just some guy, or 'dude' if you want. My extra stuff is HERE. On IRC, I am commonly known as slif3rjam, or CydoniaDwarflord. I am less commonly known as shrubbery, JabbatheHutt, CatroonDibalo, PrincessLeia, or sliferjam.

What?[edit]

I am technically human. Kind of. More or less.

Where?[edit]

Earth.

When?[edit]

NOW! or later. Whenever's best for you.

Why?[edit]

Because I had my tray-table up, and my seat back in the full upright position.

How?[edit]

Genetic experiment.

Huh?[edit]

Yes. Exploding-head.gif Daeh-gnidolpxE.gif


Sliferjam's Worthiness Award[edit]

The coveted award of worthiness.

*slif3rjam's jaw drops in awe

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This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.
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Communist

& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭
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My work

Vogon | Bonanza | Poseidon | Rabbi | Esc | Stalinbear | N | Jam Jesus & more...


This is my jammy stuff

I make jam stuff. Here are a few.

A Jam Buddy Jesus.
I'm Jugger-Jam, Biatch!
I made this for Jamtrousers.
I made this just because.






The world's [insert word here]-est cat.
The world's jammiest cat.


I want to thank...[edit]

Sliferjam's sista projects.[edit]

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VOTE Tom Mayfair FOR ADMIN, GET SUPERTOM ON YOUR SIDE. But if you don't, you'll be on his shit list.

H-hey! you made it to the bottom of a fantastical mental overflow!

Congratulations!