HELLO! I'm not Sliferjam. Really. I am not sockpuppeting. I don't even know who this Sliferjam person is, but he sounds really cool. In fact, I wish I was Sliferjam's best friend. There is no possible way that I am Sliferjam, as you can't be your own best friend, except occasionally late at night. Did I mention that Sliferjam is the coolest person on the planet?