From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.
Jump to: navigation, search

British flag.gif This user is a total UKer
and knows how to spell.
(British Uncyclopedians)

Writer of the Month Award Writer of the Month July 2009

Cannabagreen.jpg This user is Canadian
..and actually admits to it!
(List of Canadian Uncyclopedians)

Playwright of the Month badge.png

Þis vser is æ Playwright of þe Monþ

And sœ was decœrated wiþ þe œld school VnScripts template.

Winner in December 2009

Loser L.jpg Official Loser

This Writer was runner up in Writer of the Year
Wrote the article "British Moon-Landing" which was 3rd in July 2009 Article of the Month:
And 4th in Article of the Year, 2009

Featured Stuff - now in anally-retentive chronological order.

  1. Boer War
  2. British Moon-landing (3rd place Article of the Month - August 2009)
  3. Lady-Gardening
  4. Mrs God's blog
  5. The Popularity of War
  6. Punk Floyd
  7. What I did on my hols.
  8. The History of the Atom
  9. Peter Rabbit Reanimated
  10. Flash Gordon
  11. The Asylum-Seeker's Guide to Visiting McDonald's
  12. The Who: My Re-Generation
  13. Cops Confused at Celtic Carnage
  14. The Duke of Edinburgh Award
  15. The Pilgrim Fathers
  16. The Rough Guide to Gotham City
  17. A CCTV Nativity,
  18. Why? Not fly Air Zimbabwe?
  19. The Common Sense Book of Baby and Child Care
  20. New Threat to Christmas
  21. Gangs of New York
  22. HowTo:Be A King ‎ (in collaboration with the artist formerly known as Mahmoosh) (Article of the Month Jan 2010)
  23. Little Adolf's School Report (Article of the Month - Feb 2010)
  24. The History of the War on Drugs
  25. Charles DeGaulle (Runner-up Article of the Month - Feb 2010)
  26. How To:Get Married
  27. Tooth Fairy
  28. HowTo:Be Man's Best Friend
  29. Sir Francis Drake
  30. Bob the Sperm (in collaboration with the artist formerly known as Mahmoosh)
  31. The six wives of Henry VIII
  32. His word writ large
  33. The Wizard of Aus
  34. UnNews: David Blaine to die for our Sins

Stuff I thought was Good at the time but no one else did: , UnScripts:How TV can solve the Third World Debt Crisis , A Right Royal Christmas , UnScripts:The 'Are You Being Served?' election special , The life and work of Roger Hargreaves , UnNews: Alien Invasion Plans Revealed , Celebrity Chefs read the Nursery Rhyme Classics , Recent developments in Crypto-Zoology , The Sack of Rome, Next Year's Australian Grand Prix, Why?:Eat a full English Breakfast , UnNews:Oil slick contaminated by wildlife,Examination Stress, HowTo:Defeat James Bond

Stuff that may be worth reading: Classified ads of HISTORY TODAY , Trumpton , Talibanland , MASH v Cheers , Viz (comic) , Totally Torah: Genesis , Totally Torah: Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers. , The Fairy Tale Trials , Unsongs:Bono Saves the babies , Dance and Sex: Partners in time., Armenia's Next Top Model

Stuff that could do with re-writing: Asterix the Gaul , Bagpuss , The Battle Of Stamford Bridge , Agincourt , Aardwolf , Mankini Atoll , David Livingstone , Richard the Lionheart , Bez , San Liechtenbourg , Halogens

Stuff that's okay if you like that sort of thing: Porpoise , Cuckoo , Guy Fawkes , Wrexham - not my idea, but the existing article was worse

Possible coming attractions: Eldorado, Bermuda, blues boom, periodic table‎ , Bounty Hunter, asterix re-write, Little Richard, siegfried and roy, Banana splits secret squirrel, undercover elephant, danger mouse

Things i have started but may never finish User:Sog1970/God, User:Sog1970/1812:The British Invasion, User:Sog1970/Fairy Tales: A feminist analysis , User:Sog1970/Yogi Berra , User:Sog1970/God Farmer ged, coe votes to winditselfup, captain cook ] Fritz Haber, Thomas Midgley, eugene terreblanche