User:Song of the Dragon

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For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Song of the Dragon also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

Greetings and Salutations! I am Song of the Dragon, and you may call me Song or Dragon, I don't really care which. I would have used my more common name, Jerenda, but due to a slight problem on Wikipedia I decided I'd better stick to Song. If you recognize the name, just let it be known that I am the lady of the rose. If you have no clue what I am talking about, don't worry: the feeling is mutual.

I am Mormon, and slightly crazy. The Mormon part has nothing to do with the crazy part. Trust me on that one.

Ahem. Where was I? Oh, right. I like to sing, dance, read, laugh (that's very important), spin in circles, play around, goof off, get hyper every so often, and generally be spontaneous. I've read almost every type of book, and have tried several different sports. I'm always open to new ideas and opportunities.

Please note that, while in normal life and places where I don't have to be serious (like right now) I can be rather odd, abnormal, and all-around silly, I can be very calm and solemn while editing and discussing. There are several sides to me. Don't assume that by reading this you have a full picture of who I am: get to know me. And PLEASE get to know me. I enjoy making friends greatly, so feel free to strike up a conversation with me.

I am a frequent Wikipedia user, but I'll be floating around here every so often as well. I probably won't be making any new articles: my area of expertise is improving already existing articles.


I know several languages; unfortunatly all of them are made up except for English.

I love all sorts of books, but I mostly read fantasy. Some of my favorite series are Discworld by Terry Pratchett, Harry Potter by J. K. Rowling, Chronicles of Narnia by C. S. Lewis, Lord of the Rings by J. R. R. Tolkien, and many others. (I only used Wikipedia for the articles without a Uncyclopedia counterpart.)

I am a teenager, albeit a very unconventional one.

I'm writing a book that I hope to get published as soon as I can work through a few annoying chapters.

The next section will be /mostly/ serious.


Whether by me or by someone I revere. More are always appreciated.

"Champions are made by thier own mettle."- My own invention.

"Be who you are and say what you mean, for those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."- Dr. Seuss

"The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug."- Mark Twain

"Be not too eager to deal out death in the name of justice, fearing for your own safety. Even the wise cannot see all ends."- Gandalf the Grey (I'm not 100% sure who said that.)

"That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet."- Shakespeare in Romeo and Juliet

"Hey, that cloud looks like a fluffy bunny!"

"You'd better hope that's not a fluffy bunny cloud! The fluffy bunny cloud fortells doom and destruction!"

"Do you even hear yourself?"- Dialogue between Sokka and a follower of Aunt Wu, name unknown. Had to include that. :)