America: Oh, You mean 'Soccer'!
JOHANNESBURG, South Africa -- Confusion that has plagued the United States for over a week has finally subsided as the connection between football and soccer has been made. An official statement was issued late Friday night, via blog, by avid-American, Gus Himmel, where he criticized the World Cup for "mistakenly labeling this sporting event football when it is obviously that other one... the one the gay guys play; soccer!" He went on further to point out the differences between the two games citing "They don't wear gay short shorts in FOOTBALL."
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